Why did it all go so wrong

Why did it all go so wrong

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>brit teef

;_;

Meth, not even once

F

God she was so fucking hot in her prime. Prime Lohan is top 3 hottest bitches I've ever seen in my life, easy.

>Prime Lohan

Why has LoLo posting gone up so much lately? Has she been appearing in tv or something?

shes a muslim or something now, so shes been in the news cause it's weird

Post a picture of her and Rachel Mcadams now

Lindsey Lohan was high school mes first ever celeb crush. I was legit in love with this woman. Shame she JUST'D the fuck out of herself. Sadly I'd probably still bang her.

>Shame she JUST'D the fuck out of herself
Her JUSTing began after Freaky Friday, right? Or what it after Herbie Reloaded? When did the rumors or her rampant drug use begin? When she got called "firecrotch," she was already in way too deep, but if you could go back in time to prevent it from happening, when would you go back?

She's a muslim now? WTF is happening in Hollywood? Maybe she just want to clean herself up and took the most stupidest way ever possible to do it.

I'd say around herbie. That's when I remember a lot the downward spiral began. If I could go back in time I'd become famous so I could wife her up and put some kids in her so wed be a power couple.

>posts picture where she had already started shit and probably had already gone to rehab

It's a publicity stunt. Her career has been nonexistent for years now.

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FYI her playboy nudes were still very much boner inducing. Even though she was past her prime.

Goddess tier right there. Up there with prime Amber Heard

Go back right after the filming of parent trap and stop her from killing her sister.

she said she was "racially profiled" because she was told to take off her head scarf at an airport.

My cousin looks exactly like this but Mexican and bigger boobs. idk how I feel about that.

She looks cute here, but what the fuck is with her skin now?
Ever since the death of her career she's had this weird "I'm made out of leather" thing going on
Isn't she just like 35?

Proofs?

>what the fuck is with her skin now?
Smoking too, breh.

She's 30 m8.

BRUH

>white women

seriously even without the drugs she would have looked like shit by now from just the sun

fucking go look at her at the mean girls premiere

orange shit skin already

Yeah maybe if you're a hormonal 14-year-old Sup Forumstard who just started watching porn. Her tits like like deflated balloons and her skin is a mess. Even Photoshoop couldn't save that disgusting shit.

>vegan farts

She was already self-aware. The JUSTing had begun.

I mean look at this shit

The Sun is a hell of a drug

Woodley is so fucking weird
Like one angle she looks qt as fuck
Then she turns her head and looks like this

>Why did it all go so wrong
see pic.

How the fuck does a redhead live to 30 but still not know to stay out of the sun?

The Man with the Career Destroying Dick

>doesn't tie her laces
Fuck her

The thrust into hollyWOOD at such a young age overwhelmed her.

it was whenever she became friends with paris hilton
still would

I think she got overwhelmed by a different kind of thrusting actually.

The early 2000s was big on the "You gotta be tanned. Pale skin is for losers"

Thank god we live in the Pale Kino Renaissance

>early 2000s

that shit was up until like 2016

Am I gay if I still find her attractive in the OP image?

>implying you wouldn't get hard and or fuck playboy version of her if she came onto you

Lying on the internet again user??

Not at all. It's not like she looks unattractive there compared to average women. The problem is she's an old car that's been through a few wrecks, that was given a new body kit. The may look alright, but she is definitely a car you're going to want to kick the tires of and check under the hood before riding around in.

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I would unironically still dive in balls deep with a condom of course, I'm no masochist

Not him, but if she still wasn't in freefall mode when she did Playboy, she was just beginning to pull up on the stick to try and get herself level. Fucking Playboy Lohan would have been a guaranteed way to get STDs no matter how many rubber you wrapped yourself with.

>freckles on tits
DROPPED
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Pleb
Freckle tits masterrace

>implying you would care
Wear a condom and you can't get any of the really bad ones. Maybe shave your groin first too to avoid genital lice
Don't make out with her to avoid herpes
You'll be mostly fine

The thing is, at this point she might have gotten herself out of the gutter. IF, and that is almost certainly more likely a BECAUSE, but IF she has viral shit she'll have for the rest of her life, she'd still be cleaner now than she would have been just a few years back, I imagine. Wasn't she allegedly whoring herself out in London pretty recently?

>admitting you wouldn't care
You must be 18 to post here.

We can all agree this is kino, right?

if you wouldn't go that extra mile to fuck lindsay lohan then you're either too young to have had that constant longing for her
or else you're gay

pick your poison faggot

where's that from?

This guy gets it.

>you'll never bang busted up Lohan with mean girls playing in the background while she crys uncontrollably

HIV is small enough to get through condoms.
You can still get herpes and genital warts and public lice from the skin to skin contact down there.

>spic related

>racially profiled
Islam is a race.

>if you wouldn't go that extra mile to fuck "lindsay lohan"
FTFY, especially at that point in the plane crash wreckage that was all that was left of her career.
They only people who were still willing to fuck Lohan in 2011 were kiddos who hadn't hit middle school when Herbie came out, and weren't able to understand the circumstances of her downfall. Notably her becoming a crackwhore and an STD petri dish. If at that point you couldn't have found a new waifu who wasn't busted AF, you were probably an autist who hadn't developed standards. The fact that you still defend the opportunity to have fucked her back then probably means you still haven't.

>no u
whatever queermo
i bet you wouldn't even fuck megan fox because of her sharp knees you fucking faggot

>I can't respond, so I'll simplify with a meme and resort to ad hominems
Nice.
>i bet you wouldn't even fuck megan fox because of her sharp knees you fucking faggot
I mean, maybe her tats or toe thumbs, but I think I still would. Last I checked she didn't have the reputation there was a 99.99% with protection chance of contracting an STD after having sex with her like LiLo had.

>I can't respond
what? to you parroting the same thing i said back at me?
grow the fuck up

>I can't respond

>i bet you wouldn't even fuck megan fox because of her sharp knees you fucking faggot
>I mean, maybe her tats or toe thumbs, but I think I still would.

>parroting
pic related

TAKBIR

Coke
Paris Hilton
Overbearing Mother
Daddy Issues

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks tan girls looks like shit

more like see spic

>he can't even tell when I'm quoting him
>he literally has the IQ of a child with downes syndrome

>he can't even tell when I'm quoting him
>you parroting the same thing i said back at me?

Too much time on the yacht getting shit on by some sheikhs can fuck up your skin

>emma stone laughing.jpg
Looks like she's actually smiling and not laughing.

>acting like a retard to save face and hope we forget that he's a 15 yr old faggot

You know, it's kinda sad how both Lohan and Mischa Barton nosedived after 2006 which is right around the time when they got into trouble. But at least Barton is somewhat salvageable.

>But at least Barton is somewhat salvageable.
oh, user... you haven't heard?

>Her monthly income is not keeping up with her spending on drug use. This actress who was almost an A list television actress back in the day on that hit network show before crashing and burning her way through over a decade is this close to being homeless. For now, she will sleep on couches at friend’s homes. She says it is temporary. Only if she gets help, or we will be putting RIP after her name soon.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4217398/Mischa-Barton-slams-U-Haul-truck-apartment-building.html
>Damage Mischa Barton caused after slamming a U-Haul moving truck into her new West Hollywood apartment building days after moving from old home where she was filmed having a 'meltdown'

>PUBLISHED: 12:07 EST, 12 February 2017 | UPDATED: 08:16 EST, 13 February 2017

WTF?! I remember Mischa having weight problems and legal trouble a few years back, but I thought she was getting out of it. A real shame too because between the 2, I thought Mischa would be able to make a comeback.

>Pic Related: The Post

Yeah, she's basically become Marissa in real life
She didn't want to be just famous for being the hot girl next door. But then she couldn't cope with not being famous
She's gotten addicted to drugs and alcohol, lost all her money and now her apartment

She's literally this close to suicide
I don't know if you remember this a while back
radaronline.com/celebrity-news/mischa-barton-sued-skipping-work-film-the-promotion/

independent.co.uk/news/people/mischa-barton-sues-scheming-stage-mum-and-former-manager-for-25m-amid-claims-she-lied-to-the-actress-10163279.html

Bruh I'm from the north east, where broads thought it was literally the only shade of sexy. They all walked around BURNT 365, going to tanning salons 3 times a month. It's gone down since Jersey Shore showed how ridiculous it was but the mid 00s is going to be the cause of a cancer explosion up here eventually.

This is really sad. When you realize how fucked-up Hollywood can really be, it makes you wonder why this industry isn't regulated and watched to ensure young people are protected from its pitfalls.

please no one post that picture of her in a bikini with her concave ass

it's heartbreaking

Emma Stone was really fortunate to debut in 2007 in Superbad. That was right around the time that Lohan's star was starting to eclipse while Stone was on the rise.

By Zombieland (2009), Stone was cementing her status as the new It Girl for Hollywood while Lohan had legal and drug problems. This should be a cautionary tale for any aspiring actress. There's ALWAYS someone better-looking than you and/or talented than you in Tinsel Town. Unless you've paid your dues for decades as Hollywood royalty, you're easily expendable and there's dozens of replacements for you.

Shit, remember Shannon Doherty? She had a promising career in the 80's as a kid actor and then went full-on diva in the 90's. Amazingly, Aaron Spelling gave her another chance with Charmed. NOBODY gets 2nd chances like that except for guys like Robert Downey Jr.

Studios should have to put in contracts regarding child actors that a portion of the money, at the very least, is put towards a blind trust they can't touch til like their 20s or 30s even. Like Allen Iverson and his reebok money.

between shady business partners, sketchy family members and just the fact that they're young and impressionable it seems necessary. It'd be an easy protection for people.

the pro leagues should admittedly have to do the same thing with the completely uneducated players they employee. Sure, they'd resist but with how many NFL players go bankrupt within a few years after retiring they'd begin to appreciate the guaranteed second chance.

neither will happen. people make millions off of these addict acotrs/idiot athletes.

Irish potato genes aren't meant for the California sun

>the pro leagues should admittedly have to do the same thing with the completely uneducated players they employee. Sure, they'd resist but with how many NFL players go bankrupt within a few years after retiring they'd begin to appreciate the guaranteed second chance.
Nowadays, NFL players are required to take courses in financial planning and management.

>neither will happen. people make millions off of these addict acotrs/idiot athletes.
I know and this is why I sorta have sympathy as well as scorn for them.

Macauly Culkin was fortunate enough to keep his fortune intact. Say what you want, but at least he has his millions.

devil trips confirm

She claims she's a Muslim now and even speaks in a fake middle eastern accent

Shit, I didn't even notice that....

The stories I hear from people that worked in Hollywood makes you wonder at how they can get away with this crap. Hollywood is powerful, but even business cartels and trusts were broken up by the government. Nobody is above the law. The US is far from perfect, but we at least TRY to enforce laws to protect society from predators and vultures.

Hint: the government, every government, is in on it

I'm not one of those naive sheep that believe we should trust the government without question, but I'm not a conspiracy nutist either.

If anti-corruption legislation can be passed, Nixon resigns before being impeached, then how the fuck can Hollywood control the government to that extent? Even organized crime doesn't dare get uppity with the federal government.

>how the fuck can Hollywood control the government to that extent?
You've got it the wrong way around, hollywood doesn't control the government

There was a post that google won't let me find on a certain website linking all the "coincidences" together
Look into it. Just filter "pizzagate" out

>superbad is ten years old
Fuck me. If you asked me when it came out I'd have said 6 or 7 years ago.

Found it finally
r/conspiracy/comments/1cm0t3/original_research_the_mountain_of_evidence_for_a/

Read this and tell me it's a coincidence

I know right? I just graduated HS that year and Superbad really hit home to me. I saw it with my best buddy and his super-hot gf that summer before we all went to different colleges.

Eh, I'll look into it, but it seems kinda far-fetched.

every time i remember this, I die a little bit inside

It's the newest edgy go-to for white women who want attention

meth

Hanging around the Paris Hilton and trying to compete with her.