How does it feel knowing that you'll never be American?

You can drink our sodas, eat our burgers/kfc/sandwiches/pizzas, you can use our cellphones, computers, and OS systems, as well as our internet services, or maybe you can come for vacation, but you guys will NEVER truly know how great it is to be an American.

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>You can drink our sodas, eat our burgers/kfc/sandwiches/pizzas
Too bad we only export the shitty brands

Will know it soon tbqh

>implying they can do any of those things without a proper microbrewery, microsodafountain, or microburgery

>Be amurika
>Muh taxes!
>Spend all their shekels on being world police so we don't have to.
>Mainstreet man must survive on tips from their FREE blowjebs side-business

Kek. So much FREEdom for me!

I feel alright
Tolerable amounts of body fat too

the only thing I envy is your stable economy

for the rest, you're subhumans

Somehow you made my day brighter.Thanks mate

>you will never pay 4000$ for a doctor's visit, get arrested and fined 100000$ for downloading a song, have your home wrecked in a tornado once every year, and be constantly expected to fake a smile for people so they don't think you're a freak and report you to the NSA on terrorism suspicions

Feels good.

I don't want to be American.

I mean, just look at all these self-satisfied posts:
They don't envy us, they pity us. They're actually better than us in some conceivable way that I don't know about. Truly, our country isn't worth living in.

Don't forget microfryeries

Guido wop nigger othello calling people subhumans.

Back to work paying debts to Germany.

>tfw no microdeepfriedbuttery at the local microgunshow

Feels fucking great tbqh

I think America is a great country, but your politicians are really corrupt, they only care about the big business and not the little man

Do you even have classy poutineries?

>poutineries
That's a Canadian thing.
Sadly, it's either American traitorous scum dna or American freedom loving independent dna that keeps us from consuming that stuff.

Plus we just call it chili cheese fries. You can get them at wienerschnitzel fast food places, add chili cheese onto fries at 7/11 convenience stores, or go to a french restaurant for a fancy version of it?

There are no curds in chili cheese fries. I like Hormel chili on frito corn chips.

I dont have an iphone I have a sumsung galaxy s8 and i drive a toyota.

>>thinks there is only one type of cheese.

Nah man I'm okay with not being American.

>be american
>be not canadian

>How does it feel knowing that you'll never be American?
Does not hurt. but it hurts that the America of the 50s is gone forever.

really, what and when went things wrong in the USA. Within 50 years the USA transformed from a paradise to a sudaca version of Brazil

>canadians tripping out over fries with toppings.
Seriously you guys turn into mega autists when it comes to poutines.

It's just fried potatoes with toppings. Literally pleb food. Chill.

Personally, I prefer Latino style guacamole fries with meat. Superior ingredients and tastes better.

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>thinks there is only one type of cheese
Nigger literally what? No ones said anything about that.

>USA is much different from the 50's
>you would know because you been to USA in the 50's let alone at all

>tfw you will never be american

Best educational system??? and ALL YOUR SCIENTISTS are from another country.


I thank god everyday that I wasn't born in America

My cell phone is samsung, my pc is AMD, my car is honda, and all the food i eat is from my city.

I am an American. Since I left, I've lost weight, dress better, got smarter friends, and generally feel like a real human being for the first time in my life.

instead you're an attention whoring faggot.

Go post your faggot smug animu maid shit elsewhere.

I'm not the gay finnfag. There are other animeposters in Finland too.

>Upper middle class in the 1950's
Wew, I doubt many Americans themselves will ever truly know what it feels like to be in that particular scene

97 million live from paycheck to paycheck. Even more need credit cards just to make ends meet (credit card debt at its highest since 2008).

Sufficient to say, you're right.

Thank god I wasn't born an amerifat

You'r right, nigga. We will never truly know how great eat watermelon with chicen in gheto and fuck whity. You make me feel bad, nigga.

Yet you subhumans risk your lives to get over here.

Those are just french fries...

Whenever im feeling shit, i remind to myself that at least im not american.

No, Mexico is no longer sending migrants, nice false narrative.

How did you do it?

it sucks tbqh

please, I want to be an AMERICAN

In all seriousness, why would anyone from a stable, semi-developed country want to be an American? Outside of the wealthier big cities and their suburbs, America is second-world and only going further down the shitter from here.

I want to have a life like from "How I met your mother"

I can get an american wife easy

Literally made for greek dik

on a serious note, america seems great
I was there as a tourist 3 years ago (Ohio and Florida), and I loved it

The problem is with you americans and your stupid mentality. You live in a country full of possibilities

More hunting opportunities and 640 million acres of public land