Remember when Spot de evolved into an iguana?

Remember when Spot de evolved into an iguana?

>troi turns into a fishperson
The final season was truly awful

...

Remember when Barclay became a spider despite humans never having a spider ancestor?

I actually kinda liked that episode since it made the ship all spoopy

>hating on this episode
>when it has spider broccoli

There are so many things wrong with this episode and the salamanders were just the start of it.

it's a "brannon braga confuses evolution with mutation" episode

I unironically like the parts where Paris is going insane and falling apart, like when he pulls out his tongue and smiles about it
Actor did a good job with that part

Also
>there's some part of the galaxy that has Paris/Janeway humander babies living in it

Remember when Paris and Janeway have kids together and the crew completely abandon them?

>Janeway now keeps an aquarium in her office full of her rape babies

You are now aware that Gates McFadden directed this episode

>it made the ship all spoopy
This. The episode is secretly kino

But which one of them was the raper?

REMEMBER WHEN STACEY KEATCH EVOLVED INTO AN IGUANA

tail. bud. good.

>It's a vicious """wolf"""

>You are now aware that Gates McFadden directed this episode
Ah, so that's who Frakes was giving the finger to

Who do you think?

I really wish this episode would have embraced it and gone full cheese at the end.
>Captain's Log, everything is back to normal blah blah blah
>On the bridge
>Well Numbah One, I'm glad that's all taken care of
>Yeah, me agree- I-I mean I agree sir.
>Troi looks over and giggles at him
>RRRRRIBBIT
>Everyone laughs
>Roll Credits

I NOTICED THAT WHEN I WATCHED IT LAST NIGHT

There has to be an explanation for that, it's totally intentional.

>there's some part of the galaxy that has Paris/Janeway humander babies living in it
They probably fucking died pretty quick because they were in a completely alien environment.

director's envy

frakes would never direct anything as good

>Data just leaves the kittens there like the emotionless robot he is.

Data goes full Maury Povich in the beginning and is mad at Spot for being a dirty slut
>I intend to run a full DNA analysis to determine the fathers.

kek

>Introns are non-coding gene sequences switched off in an organism's evolutionary history. But outside of that basic fact, the episode's knowledge of introns is sketchy at best. As introns have altered, shuffled and deleted over the eons, the actual effect of switching on these sequences would probably kill an organism.

Why is IMDB so autistic?