So I'm going to the cinema tonight alone (I have an elaborate plan to slip past the 'no singles' policy enforcers) and...

So I'm going to the cinema tonight alone (I have an elaborate plan to slip past the 'no singles' policy enforcers) and was wondering if I should see 'Split' or 'The Great Wall'.

Can someone please decide for me? Thanks

Regards,

Indecisive man

I just traced your IP and sent your info to every theatre within a 50 mile radius. They'll be ready for you, you single piece of shit.

I would watch great wall sinceit is about a white man saving china.

It doesn't matter, I'll die trying you neurotypical scum

That was my initial reaction as well, but it's been poorly received by rotten tomatoes

Please TeeVee I can't make this decision on my own

The Wall will be full of normies who will throw popcorn at you, Split will be more accepting.

But girls might think I'm a creep just like the guy in Split

>be american
>hear bump in the night
>go back to sleep since i have a gun
>remember i have guns on the 1st floor
>still dont care since the boss is making me come in early tomorrow and i need the sleep

does your plan include a falcon?
you should be aware that with the latest avian flu outbreak your local kinorama might require a certificate to attest your falcon's health

The Great Wall is kino famalam.

Just read Armond White's review.

>not having loaded desert eagles in every room

immigrant detected you have to go back

go see Split, Pekka
fuck Shilledtomatoes and fuck the singles policy, Great Wall is a pile of shit and your money will be wasted

I have the same problem only with A Cure For Wellness and Split

>using jew guns
Sorry bergstein but i only use all american guns that you can get at walmart for less than a tank of gas

Go see Split, it's the best thing Shamalamadingdong has made since Signs.

Nah my plan is simple.

I'm paying an mtf trans girl €40 and buying her an extra large portion of crab claws to accompany me past the security scanners

that was a trick question congrats user you passed the patriot test

Do Split.

It's not even about a white man saving China.

It's about the evil white mercenary going to civilized China to steal the black powder, who then learns what honor and fighting for a greater cause is

>berg

hmm

Is it worth watching?

No, go watch Split instead.

>calls the ground floor the "first floor"

Is this bear the start of an epic new meme?

>All American gun
>MossBERG

Really makes you think.

ok, Split it is. I just hope the neurotypicals don't attack me

This epic meme started months ago, you're so behind the times

Oh I remember this now. Russians learn bantz from the UK. Shame it's meme propaganda. Russia is fucked way worse than the West. At least in different way anyway.

Lies spread by Amerikanski spies , Russia is strong

is this Pepe based on that Joderowsky video where he says "I don't give a fuck I shit on the United States?"

they have massive natural resources, coherent culture, low relative debt, and nukes

got some bad news for you

No. It's le heatenings man