Why is spanish so shit tier?

>putting an accent on the same word changes the meaning
literally 3rd world tier
mamá = mom ; mama = suck dick
papá = dad ; papa = potato
bebé = baby ; bebe = drink

LatAm and Spain should switch to portuguese

i also forgot
año = year ; ano = anus

Portuguese has a shittone more accents you burger cuck

FACT: Spanish will become the lingua franca of los Estados Unidos de América in our lifetime

>he can't tell apart a handfull of accents in a few words
lol

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're probably referring to as Spanish, is in fact, Mexican Spanish, or as I've recently taken to calling it, sudacaspeak. Spanish doesn't have a single system of sounds that all Spanish speakers share, but merely a general set of rules established by based Spaniards, a vital group thanks to which the language exists.
Many Sup Forums users mistake Spanish for that simplified and uglier version every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, all the different Spanish dialects are called "Spanish", and many of Sup Forumsolerants are not aware that the Latin Americans variants are to Spanish what ebonics are to English.
The Spanish language really does exist, but Latin Americans don't really speak it. Latin Americans are different, much more sunhuman and stuff. This is essential for you to realize. Spanish often include latinos, but basically it's Spanish with a bunch of shit added. All the so called "Southern Cone people" are really Spaniards.

But user,
mamã = mom ; mama = suck/tit
papá = dada ; papa = babyfood/pope
bebé = baby ; bebe = drink

The difference being that not all the vowels are open.

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>why is spanish so shit tier?
because it was invented by us

>catalans invented spanish
ouch

portuguese also rely on a lot of stress
i don't see why they should

click the flag

>bydlo education

Bro your language has words that are pronounced different depending on the context so don't even get me started
Spanish is far from being a perfect language but it's much easier to figure out than the flawed piece of shit that is the english language

>but it's much easier to figure out than the flawed piece of shit that is the english language

wrong

t. native spanish speaker

>papa = potato

CHI

...

The are pronounced differently

>anno was latin for "year"
>spanish scribes used that "siwrly" thing on top of the n to save ink.
>Domina turned into doña
>anno into año.

>valencia
>not paisos catalans

You're fucking dumb, every Spanish speaking kid is brainwashed to think that Spanish is super fucking hard because of muh tenses but in reality once you learn a few other western languages you realize that Spanish is one of the easiest languages to learn to write.

>M-muh accents!
>says your vs you're man
>says their vs they're vs there man
>says his vs he's man
>says i'd = i had vs i'd = i would man
>says yacht = [jɑt] man

hes from USA, ofc he only knows mexican spanish
maybe he thinks we say carro and wey too

how do you say "buttblasted" in spanish?

culochorro

those are easy to tell apart.
>It's his dad vs it's his potato
>hey mom vs hey suck dick

picado, irritado