Mmhm

mmhm

mm

...

Nutty ka

HMMMMMMMM?

...

I'm not fit to be near you

A trunk with my father's dubs.

mmm boys

hahahahaha

wew

...

If you have a hot sister, you've at least got to let her show tits.

Watching this right now based on all the memeing.

Hardys not a good actor at all, and its pretty boring. But theres a lot of hmmhm

>mfw Hardy will be the next Bond

be very careful now

new ep when?

Does anyone know if there's more ghostly figures n shit in the background of scenes in later episodes past the first 2?

Kinda curious about all that

mhmm nootka

saturday, last one of the series

[fucks sister internally]

>Hardys not a good actor at all

Did he at least give Winter the smooch she desperately lusted for before eating her guts?

Bond is for people who don't have careers

He dindu nuffin dontcha know

>tfw burgerboi and everyone in these threads are bongs

good thread

*has use for you*

mmmmm

another ghost sighting?

Did you watch last episode or not? Bet you're a septic, aren't you?

Hhmmm, gets, hmmhmm.

...

nootka story time

>Call dad
>Tell him i have a use for him
>He comes home from work
>Sit around naked near the dishwasher and blow salt on it
>"hmmm atiiki baalaa dooo luulliii"
>Dad asks me why i am naked and what the hell is going on.
>Tell dad to be really careful..now
>He tells me why i am behaving like this
>"Im always like this..."
>"Well.. when i think about it you have always been a retard"
>He says
>"Well then son, congratulations, was getting caught like this why you called me? was this your plan?"

What happened to it?

so stupid, but I laughed

IRL I've started to answer to questions with incomprehensible grunts. Help.

Didn't Craig get TGWTDT cause of Bond?

>wake up wearing my biggest shirt
>eat hard boiled eggs in one bite
>put on my finest long jacket and tall hat
>walk outside like there are invisible pumpkins under my arms
>light fires on the foreshore of my ditch
>walk across town making my own dramatic music
>arms extended like airplane wings
>go to the store of the qt I want to seduce
>stare at her intently
>she asks what I want
>mhmm I have a use for you
>she tells me to leave
*blow dust in her face*
>she calls the EIC
*point my finger at them*
>Be. Very. Mhmm. Care-
>that's when they started beating me

N

O

O

c-c-combo breaker!

FUCKING AMERICANS

*Angerly rides horse*

Be very careful now...

Spat at my screen 2 lines in fuck you

love you too

>>that's when they started beating me

I HAVE A MMMMM FOR YOU

>EXTREME VIOLENCE

Fuck, I can't wait for the next episode.

>I have a use for you.

PERFECT CLIFFHANGER

>Wake up
>Have morning wood
>go into sisters room
>she's in her night dress
>"Take off that dress"
>"What user? Get out of my room"
>"TAKE OFF THAT FUCKING DRESS"
>"MUM, user IS BEING WEIRD AGAIN!"
>Mum comes upstairs
>"Get out of your sister room, user"
>Hmmmhmm
>I walk down stairs like I'm carrying a pig under each arm
>See my dad reading the news paper
>point at him
>"I have a use for you..."
>"What can I help you with son? Heard from your sister your weird again"
>"I am always like this..."
>"Well we always thought you were special!"
>He laughs to himself
>Quick as a flash I rush over and grab him by the collar and stare into his eyes
>"Be very careful..."
>"Let go of me user"
>Hmmmhmm
>Go grab an egg my dad had boiled for my sister
>peel it and eat it whole
>sister comes in
>"What the fuck user, that was my breakfast!"
>Quickly blow salt and pepper I kept in my pocket in her face and run upstairs
>she chases after me
>I beat her to my door and close it
>"OPEN THIS DOOR user YOU LITTLE SHIT!"
>"I will not open this door, hmmm, this is my house and it obeys me, hmm. I know everything about it. It will not open for you, it does not belong to you"
>"Fuck off user, cunt."
>I truimphantly tip my top hat forward, which I had be wearing along with only my boxers
>go and start sharpening my karambit knife
>door bell goes
>it's the police
>"Hello, your son was seen in possession of a offensive weapon, may we see him please"
>I pause mid swipe
>"I need a ship."

is incest common in bongland ?

>extreme violence that is coming
>nothing happens
was a cool line but i don't get it. would the soldiers have raped the faggots if they stayed

Half sister doesn't count. Incest was common in all 19th century countries. USA's entire south is a joke of incest families.

He just wanted them to fuck off that's all. Plus men (actual men men) looked down on those sort of people too, so would have probably kicked the shit out of them for being faggots.

>>walk outside like there are invisible pumpkins under my arms

>>I walk down stairs like I'm carrying a pig under each arm

POST MORE

>eat it whole
Yeah exactly what the actual fuck was that all about

he probably just spat it out afterwards, put it whole in mouth to impress the redhead

I don't do it but eating an egg whole wouldn't be that difficult.

...

>walking down the street
>hear people following me
>quickly dip out of sight around a corner
>follower walks past and I grab him and beat him to the floor
>"What the fuck dude, get off me!" he screams
>"You've been following me..."
>"W-what?"
>"Are you crown, hmmm? Or company?"
>"I'm just going to school dude, like you were"
>bring my karambit to his throat
>"Whoa man be cool!"
>"You tell your masters that to come down here will only lead to their deaths"
>"But how will we get to school?"
>"Bring me my fathers possessions tomorrow or our contact is over..."
>"Do you mean lunch money?"
>"Tomorrow, hmm...."
>I get up and sheathe my knife, resit my top hat and power walk to school

meh cool hand luke ate like 30 mhhmm

this, fucking mouthlets complaining about shit again

>light fire on beach
get ticket
>tell local criminals they are my crew of the damned
get stabbed
>try to spirit rape my sister
get nose bleed and fall asleep
>kill local hookers kid
get locked in tower by prince

I think I have the wrong dust

Ah, fuck! Didn't make it home on time to make a thread, so here we are.

>walking down street
>stride is so long I'm making everybody move out of my way who is oncoming
>walk into the only known all female store in my area, the salon
>they look at me
>"Hi, how can I help you?"
>"I need a ship..."
>"I don't think I can help with that" one of the giggles
>Hmmmhm
>I walk pass and see a metal bowl of hair
>I point at it
>"I can make use of that..."
>"What, the hair?"
>"No, I want you to piss in it. I need your uirine"
>"What the fuck?"
>"I will pay you for it"
>I walk up to the counter and place a plastic gem from my younger sisters beauty set
>"Tomorrow..."
>I stride out of the store
>I stop and kneel down
>wipe my finger on some pigeon shit
>"Hmm, good pigeon shit, better than the bat caves in Burma..."
>I get up and stride forward to a fat man eating a burger
>I grab his fries and tip the excess salt onto my finger
>"Hmmm, this is good salt... perfect for powder..."
>"Hey what's your game?" says the man as he gets up
>Quick as lightning I push him against the wall he was leaning against
>"Be very careful....."
>I show him the sheathe of my karambit
>"O-okay man, take what you want"
>I let go of him
>walk away
>turn round dramatically, point at him and go
>"I have a use for you...."
>Hmhmmm
>swish my long coat, tip my hat
>walk off in no particular direction as if I was on some really important mission

>walking down the street
>see emo
>hmhmmm
>he replies hmmmm
>hmhmmmm
>hmmmm
>hmhmmm
>hmhmmm
>hmhmmm
>hmhmmm

i knew she was a fuckin ghost!

She had to be freed from her physical form first.

>was

i know they are employing makeup but damn franka is old

>tfw there will never be an actual Taboo thread without retarded memes

>lust after half-sister vag
>finally get it
>push her to the side with one whole diamond

Truly, he is the madman.

What happened the episode before this one? I see in the recap Winter and the NIGGER guy died.

james gutted winter in a black out stupor

>half-sister

he's trying to keep her safe right!? he's not actually being a heartless dick.

Top kek

could one of you please explain to me what 'nootka' means in the context of this show?

thanks in advance,
anonymous

Did the company blow up his boat? I'm sorry I need cliffnotes of the whole episode because I had to miss it since I was at work.

the scar on that actors face is real

It's an island that is valuable because of it's location and James owns it.

welcome to Sup Forums newfriend

Oh damn, that hurts.

woah

Wew didn't expect that

the company burned his boat, the guy james set to guard it got drunk with his missing thumb instead of guarding the boat, so james gutted him for his trouble

i really need to start from the beginning an start over. i miss so much due to needing subtitles

i thought he owned the land around the main port on what is vancouver island on the nootka sound but i see there is an actual nootka island too

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SHOW US IRISH STEP MUM'S ASS!

ONLY THIS EPISODE AND NEXT AND THAT'S IT!

THAT'S IT!

THEY'RE NOT GOING TO SHOW HER PALE ASS OR EVEN GIVE US SIDE TIT ARE THEY!

The island gives him control of that port.

k

>palefu has betrayed him

Franka, you have disappointed me!

Yes. Half sister.

kek

The island is important because the estuary runs there and it's always better to have a port inland up and estury as it means easier to transport large loads, less likely to be raided and easier to defend. Whomever controls the island, effectively controls any potential port. Who controls that basically controls all the trade with China. As China only allowed traders in Canton (Guangzhao) if they were foreign, having the nearest and best port in the region to Canton made it very important. IF you control it you control ease of trade into USA or Canada, or both. Making you potentially very rich. As it stands the Trading Post on Nootka is only there to trade with the Indians, legally. Once trade commences you'll be able to upgrade and eventually do other stuff. The only thing you could possibly trade with the Indians (Native Americans, sorry) would be gunpowder. Since that's controlled, James had to make it. With powder he can trade it for sea otter pelts, which in turn could be traded for tea, silk and china.

This is alt history show. In real life the British got it. We don't know what will happen in the show.

why do they drag this out over an hour and a half

so many ads

FU FX

is two men riding two up on a horse as gay as two men on a motorcycle?

>Yes. Half sister.
i think she has the same indian mum though. she could totally pass for native american

This is one of the benefits for Bongs. BBC1, BBC2, BBC3 and BBC4, plus the radio stations, don't have any adverts. So when a show starts, it starts. There is no ad breaks every 5 mins. People mock the license fee, but that's part of the reason it is paid. Austrians and Germans have to pay for a TV channel that doesn't make shows. It's just propaganda.

how has that homo not been arrested yet? does Strange know...