Is the world ready for such an alliance?

Is the world ready for such an alliance?

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fuck off, absolutely disgusting

Would the world even notice such an alliance?

In shitposting other than that your 2 countries are irrelevant.

Kek

Not joking mate, where are your rellies? Saw a vid on liveleak of some randoms with their heads chopped off by a cartel and thought of our mexican posters.

Wishing you the best in pole vaulting for when that wall goes up.

>Wishing you the best in pole vaulting for when that wall goes up.

kek

>wanting to have anything to do with leafcucks

Fuck off cunt.

Melbourne needs to be fucking gassed at this point. Clearly vermin.

Australians are fucking idiots though.

We cannot be allies. That would break the sacrament of being trolls. Trolls don't ally with anyone but the fungus underneath the bridge. And you ain't no fungus.

We already have a best friend

Get them fucking cuckleafs away from me.

The truth is there's no such thing as Australia and Canada, did you ever wonder why people just say Canada is a cold Australia or Australia is a hot Canada? Or why we're both such big shitposters?
We're just one country, the Canadian and Australian continents are just a front.

Maple leaf > ukelele leaf

We'd control half the worlds uranium and most of the thorium

You'd have to notice us

I'd rather die.

Go home Lee chao xao

Get those kangaroniggers away from me.

Tbqhwyf we dont want you lowering our average quality of shitposts.

You can have Melbourne though.

I met a guy from Melbourne, he told me not to say Abbo because it's racist

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This is why we need a holocaust level event to take place in Melbourne and kill at least 1 million of them and transport the rest to Ontario.

>Melbourne has 4 million people
WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS IT BIGGER THAN TORONTO YOU HAVE 20 MILLION PEOPLE HALF OF THAT IS IN LITERALLY 2 CITIES WTF

>uranium
>thorium

its tritium or go fuck yourself

Maybe it is tritium, but I know for a fact the Falklands will never be yours

the american should be a spic

Not if it's about uranium.

Get Kazakhstan in the mix, convince Murrika (fuck yeah) to invade China and oh boy we have a hegemony. Everyone shut the fuck up, the shitposters are planning global domination.

Canada you madman. With bantz this spicy maybe we can get along.

Sorry, we're taken cunt.

dude weed

The only thing relevant about your shithole is your border.

Stop it Australia is cute and I like masturbating to the girl wiggle

America is our only true friend.

No they aren't fuck off, why do Albertans have to ruin every thread about us

Why would Canadians want that? An alliance for what? To shitpost all over the world?

I'm from Nova Scotia bud, get your shit together.

I don't even work out west, that shit's for plebs.

So we can stop buying fruits some stinky spic touched

Every Nova Scotian I've ever met has been an intolerable republican, you had a sweet red ensign flag and switched it for your scotcuck wannabe crap.

BC here, I hope the western provinces separate so we don't have to put up with you gay welfareniggers anymore.

Strayas are literally better than canadians in every aspect. This makes canadians so butthurt they resort to imitating them in the ancient ways of bantz and funposting, but they fail, so they come across as dumb and unfunny posters.

Add in other factors like le weed man, a fucking leaf, not having a national identity, being overrun by immigrants, lack of international interest, horrible bantz and general try-hardness and you've got some of the pettiest posters in Sup Forums.

UK is the senile but based old man, USA is the normie, Straya is the lovable idiot, and Canada is the little bitter guy that, jealous of the love the idiot gets, tries to be cool too, but fails miserably and makes everyone hate him

If they don't get rid of this sense of inferiority and stupid need to prove themselves (they just can't) you're better off alone than allying with such obnoxious fellows

How fitting that your ID is yellow

Ontario here, I can't wait to see your pointless heroin addicted chink colony invaded.

I love you to leaf.

We don't imitate dumb ass, this is how we always were and one day turdcuckdoodoo gets elected and suddenly you guys call us shitposters IM NOT A SHITPOSTER have you ever seen euro faggot atheist posters? They're the worst shitposters on this site

Fuck you

Lmao, make it even easier for China to annex you.

At least we're still a white province, even the refugees that came here left for western shitholes.

Love you too qt3.14

kek

better Asian than black, muslim and gay like you cunts desu

Your entire province voted liberal fuck off
>niggers stupid and shoot each other or end up in jail
>sand niggers kill each other or live in their own ghetto away from everyone
>faggots get aids and die
>chinks buy all your property and all the white people end up homeless doing heroin
Yeah great

Most good conservatives were all working in yours, nothing but trailer trash and welfare queens willingly stay here.

Because Nova Scotians seem like dicks, they're like the BC of the maritimes always talking about how they're the best. Nobody likes Nova Scotians but everyone likes Nova Scotia

Canada can wage a war against the geese, and Australia can give them tips. :^)

The Commonwealth works well together.

We only put up with you because we have to. Australia is a real friend, and Britain is OK.

>Unironically liking No Funswick or PEI.

PEI has two jobs, liquor store and potato farm
New Brunswick is all Acadia trash.

Nova Scotia only wins by default.

>Implying Newfies are maritimers.

Pls no bully America.

Your moose-emu hybrids will rule the galaxy.

Based anglos

>Mexico
>Calling others irrelevant

Get ready to pay for the wall spic.

PEI is good because it's empty, you're the most densely populated province, more dumb cunts to run into no thanks. And you guys are filled with french cunts, the only people in Canada I've ever met who speak French not from Quebec were from Nova Scotia, shit flag unloyal to Britain unlike Manitoba and Canada, wannabe American republicans.

I fucking love Australia

>Australia any use
Mate they are the only country to lose a war to a fucking bird.

Mean while we are endangering everything here, including our national icon.

Our shitposting would be unstoppable I FUCKING LOVE KANGAROOS FUCK YEA

If you aren't clubbing your animals over the head you're doing it wrong

>Manitoba
>Good, Canadian province
>Home of the Metis
>Implying republicans are bad
>not liking Trump

You're running a fucking dippity doo convention upstairs bud.

How are you endangering it? You should help Canada then.

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America as the cool brother who fucks off but still comes through when the chips are down, also a severe health problem.

Its too real

Fuck off, all republicans need to be dropped into the bottom of the ocean.
GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN
LONG LIVE OUR NOBLE QUEEN
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
SEND HER VICTORIOUS
HAPPY AND GLORIOUS
LONG TO REIGN OVER US
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

New Zealand is so cute

I'll support the monarchy when they start behaving as such, until then they're celebrity figureheads that do nothing but waste money and allow rapists and shitskins to invade the country they're supposed to rule.

Savage

>spend more in taxes than if you weren't a royal
Oh wow they waste so much wow let's abolish the monarchy so their taxes will be lower XD
>allow rapists and shitskins
No leader will say anything about this right now, it's basically suicide to say let's get rid of all these immigrants. Honestly treasonous republicunts should fuck off, there's a hundred republics for you to move to (all of them worse than Canada) so leave if you don't like the monarchy.

It was basically suicide to rebel against the British but it still happened didn't it? Grow a pair and speak out against the brown menace and fight for your country, not for some royals that haven't done their job in ages and give next to 0 fucks about an irrelevant colony.

Yeah whatever you can fuck off, I don't associate with atheist republicans

Ya, nah cunt.

Fuck off idiot. Why would we want to hang out with literal sheep shaggers?

Nah, that's New Zealand and Wales.

Your PM legalised it. You're sheep shagging bastards now.

Wow we legalised it in 2016 when everyone legalised it decades before us HAHAHAHA XD

It was the Supreme Court that struck down the laws. Nothing to do with Trudeau.

WITH OUR POWERS COMBINED WE ARE A SHIT POSTING SUPERPOWER

don't let the americucks divide and conquer us

I don't want to be allied with such degenerates.

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he is pretty alpha t b h