DELLOW FELEGATES

DELLOW FELEGATES

THE FELLEGATES SHEEV I NEED EM

GIVE ME ZEE DELEGATES JEDI DONALD!!!

Jar Jar is the key to all this.

BINKS?

Daily reminder that Disney canon has him die as a penniless clown on the streets of Naboo

This is what your hate brought Jar Jar Sup Forums you bantha poodus

>Because of his role in the rise of the Empire, he was once again exiled by his people. After the Battle of Endor and the rise of the New Republic, he performed in the streets of Theed as a clown and street performer. In 5 ABY, Binks encountered a young refugee boy named Mapo. After introducing each other, Binks told the boy that he had made some mistakes in the past without going into detail. While many Gungan and Naboo adults ostracized Binks, Binks was popular with the refugee children. Seeing potential in Mapo, Binks offered to help him become a clown.

People honestly prefer this to old canon?

What was his pax tolicy?

'dude whatever sheev will sort it out lmao'

What was the Trade Federations goal?

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>extended edition has him fail to get the senate to turn executive power over to sheev
>has to let the other senators gangbang him for their votes
how did lucas get away with this?

>I'm back, bitches!

JAR JAR

THE FELEGATES

>tfw you realize Star Wars was globalist propaganda

What happened to him in old canon?

Star Wars is shit tier

>adults reject him
>children accept him

POTTERY

>Jar Jar Binks continued to represent the Gungans in Naboo's senatorial delegation throughout the Clone Wars, though his accomplishments in politics were never as significant as his vote on the Military Creation Act. He had also apparently learned to keep his mouth shut after the "Emergency Powers" debacle, learning from his substantial mistake that had led to one of the bloodiest wars in galactic history. After the death of his friend and colleague Padmé Amidala, he was one of the chief mourners at her funeral on Naboo along with Boss Nass,[36] and succeeded her Senatorial position, representing the Chommell sector in the Imperial Senate beginning in 19 BBY.[37]


>After the formation of the New Order, Binks was considered an ally of the new Emperor, and an Imperial HoloVision report shortly after the end of the Clone Wars mentioned that he had personally sent Senator Binks to an undisclosed location.[9]

>He was succeeded in his post as Representative of Naboo in 6 BBY by Pooja Naberrie, by appointment from Queen Kylantha.[38] During the time of the Galactic Civil War, following the Battle of Yavin in 0 BBY, a Twi'lek by the name of Vaik'anna Silverlight remarked to a spacer in Theed that she had met Jar Jar, and found him to be a bit annoying.[38]

>Binks was alive and well in 6.5 ABY, and was present on Coruscant during its liberation from the Galactic Empire by troops of the New Republic. While he was never involved in this liberation, he was situated relatively close to some of the action.[6]

Alive and well

From my point of view, the taxes will be paid WHEN YOU FIX THE DAMN DOOR

These memes - the synthesizing is intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it.

WE WILL BUILD A BLOCKADE

AND MAKE THE SEPARATISTS PAY FOR IT

You want plane crash, Man of Mask? Yes, I know these things you do. I learn how to find many secrets in old agency. You will not answer question? This is fair. We will answer question in other ways. When I was in old agency, in Uzbekistan, my friends and I...we do things to masketta men. Terrible thinngs, make them ugly men who will never be big. Your friends, Masketta and Dr. Pavel...they will beg me to stop, as my men and I rain alternating blows of ejaculating and fists upon them. And when they are broken, Man of Mask, when they are nothing more than shells...you will know that the flight plan has been filed.

For this flight.

>Lucas thought you could have a blockade in space

They can trade here but they have to trade here LEGALLY. Legally.

8/10

You could blockade a planet if you had a big enough fleet, but I guess they never explained why the trade federation just left one unescorted Droid control ship to support an occupation and enforce a planetary blockade.

Seriously though, why was one of the Air Force One hijackers allowed to go free, let alone own property in the United States? What did Raimi mean by it?

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That is the fate of most who peruse this board, mark my words

We will ascend to the hall of the gods I'll have you know

God damn Star Wars sucks nigger dick

SKELLOW FELEGATES

HAHAHAHAHA... Oh I miss that movie!

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NO MORES INACOM TAX! WEEEE-HEEEEE!

>being this new

>being this old

Good.
If they don't want him, they don't need to give him the most reddit-tier send-off ever.

Good! Let hit rot in the streets like he rotted the minds of children in 1999.

Are people seriously too stupid to understand what he meant by that?

xplain us you nerd

There is literally nothing wrong with globalization.

Why contain it?

t. Sheev

>erasure of national identify
>centralised power structure that doesn't care about the individuals under its power
>death of local representation
>engenders the creation of a bureaucratic and unapproachable organisation
>sees people as members of the populace to be governed rather than individuals with wants and needs

Basically you're a leftist retard who needs to fuck off back to /reddit

most of what you said applies pretty strongly to how Sup Forums is run but not to reddit

Sup Forums is a privately owned website people come on by choice, it has no baring on the amalgamation of nation states into a larger, faceless governing body.

If you want to make retarded gals equivelances then fine, but do it on /Reddit you fucking faggot.

Sorry but I prefer globalization with centralized, anonymous power that isn't responsive to local members wants and concerns. I'll stick to Sup Forums thanks. You should really go off to reddit though

Why didn't he just go to a volcanic planet? He'd be safe there.

But the empire are literally equivalent to a one world government, and its shown as stretched out, resource thin and totalitarian, while the galactic republic is shown more as the U.N, and they are represented as corrupt, bloated and out of touch with millions of systems.

from a lower level, the trade federation figured one control ship would be enough to contain the pacifist naboo

from a higher level, sheev was giving the trade federation commands and having the ship blown up and the blockade ended was part of his master plan

No, you aren't being nice

That's just incoherent

>okay jarjar this is your one chansa
>all mesa has to do is not fuck this up
>sheev has trusted you with this
>if you make him the chancellor then you have got it made
>don't fuck this up
"DELLOW FELLEGATES!"
>Fuck!

>Comparing a Mongolian basket weaving forum to a system of governance.
Sven, get back in the cuckshed.

what the fuck does that even mean man
c'mon

Did this predict the Obama presidency?

ITT We fix Jar Jar

Give him a surfer dude accent and make his eyes always half open. Phrases like "mesa done nothing" and "changed to "woah chill out man" and "damn that's totally bogus". Keep all the slapstick stuff except for battles and dangerous situations where he's on point. In one instance Qui Gon gets stuck and needs his help, to which Jar Jar goes "bro, you gonna have to toss me that lightstick dude", and Qui Gon grudgingly gives it to him then Jar Jar takes down 50 droids with it before destroying the computer keeping Qui Gon trapped.

Also Jar Jar should have a singing part, it's what they had in Return of the Jedi and it rocked. A Smash Mouth type song would be my pick.

How goes that minimum living wage working out for you?

HONORABU MEMBAS

Did Jar Jar have the highground?

Needs the 'watch it' fingers

>tfw you realize the prequels would have been kino if they let George Lucas have his way and develop Jar Jar into a mature alien who learns from his experiences.

Imagine how this would have gone down in ROTS

>ANIIII WATCH OUT PALPATINE IS A SITH
>Anakin and Sheev turn around after the death of mace windu, Sheev starts kekking audibly
>Well well well, the dimwitted moron figured it out hah hah hahh
>Get away from here Jar Jar (Anakain) this isn't your business
>Ani...y-you....how could you
>Sheev breaks down the game plan and says Jar Jar was a pawn and that he inadvertently helped Sheev while he was seriously educating himself on politics and how to be charismatic and composed etc
>But Ani you was my friend
>Even as a child I saw you as a dimwitted creature. The only reason you are here now is because of ME.
>(Jar Jar, sniveling) I may besa stupid to you, but mesa wise enough to know the difference between good and evil. (pulls out a sick weapon and lunges at Anakin, Sheev steps forward and cuts him down on the spot).
>Come along Anakin, we have bigger fish to fry (Anakin pauses momentarily at the severed corpse of Jar Jar, reflecting perhaps on his lost innocence)

H-he's fast!

i'm m Glad i read this before dying

where'd he go holy shit

>>Come along Anakin, we have bigger fish to fry (Anakin pauses momentarily at the severed corpse of Jar Jar, reflecting perhaps on his lost innocence)
And under his breath he says "There's always a bigger fish..."

There were other lands that needed him

>"HAIAI"

It means Jar Jar suffering a dramatic fall from grace that leads to him going from comic relief to a literal clown is lazy fag writing that didn't need to exist in the first place. Disney pulls this shit way too often and normalfags eat it up. Some retarded shit on the internet is going to call this pottery. and are just better written, even with Palpatine's quip.

But thats because Lucas was in charge and butthurt people hated him

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