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>welcome aboard the Millenium Reddit, its the ship that got to 1,000 upvotes in less than 12 parsecs.

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I don't get it. How old was Han Solo in the original trilogy? Because the actor they got looks the same age as Harrison ford in those movies. How is this a young Han Solo movie?

They should never be making this movie. Harrison Ford IS Han Solo - the character's defining trait is that he's cool. Harrison Ford is one of the greatest leading men in the history of film. He has a charm and presence that you can't fake. You can't just pawn off the character to some young actor and expect him deliver, because even to begin with, it'll be impossible for him to deliver on the Han Solo's fundamental characteristics anyway. He's the archetype man-with-no-name. A back story completely nullifies that.

A Han Solo movie is virtually the most cynical move that Disney could make. They know it won't really work, they know theyll destroy the mystique and intrigue of a beloved character. But they'll do it anyway for the money. Star Wars is a fantasy space saga; Disney could make movies within the franchise about literally anything. But they'll stick to telling stories about characters that have already been established just to rope in as many people in as possible.

>disney

They'll do more than ruin Han Solo's mystique and intrigue, much more..

wait...Woody is in the movie?

Well thats ruined that

Oh, and what the fuck is that fat bitch from got and terminator genysis doing in this, how is it getting work?

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