>Lieutenant Quinn McKenna (Boyd Holbrook) is an elite Special Forces operative with Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. During a covert misson in Cuba to assassinate a drug lord, he happens upon a seemingly dead Predator in the wreckage of a crashed spaceship, and retrieves a piece of the alien's technology, which he sends to his estranged son Rory McKenna (Jacob Tremblay), an autistic savant who lives with Quinn's ex-wife in the suburbs, unaware of what it truly is.
>Quinn is later captured by CIA agent John Traeger (Sterling K. Brown), the leader of a secret department investigating alien activity on Earth. While Quinn is being interrogated by Traeger, the Predator awakens and escapes to retrieve the stolen technology, and Quinn and Traeger begrudgingly join forces to reach the Rory and the piece first.
>Quinn assembles a ragtag team of ex-Marines (Trevante Rhodes, Keegan Michael-Key, Alfie Allen, Thomas Jane) for help, while Traeger brings in Casey Beckett (Olivia Munn), a Berkeley University professor specialized in Evolutionary Biology. The unlikey heroes must confront the deadliest hunter in the galaxy as he rampages across the planet on his way to Quinn's family house in the heart of the United States.
They just had a remake a few years ago, they need to make a decent AvP movie finally
Nicholas Bennett
"Predators" wasn't a remake.
Dominic Collins
Please, tell me this is not real, please.
Landon Cooper
I want to stuff my uncircumcised hog down Olivia Munn's slutty throat.
Jeremiah Thompson
TWIST REVEALED
[spoilers]At the end it turns out the real predator is the white male molesting the kid[/spoilers]
John Gomez
Why does anyone think it's a smart idea to put Keegan Michael Key in anything other than a comedy? Even as comic relief his presence would prevent me from enjoying this film
Hunter Taylor
Wow! Is that Thomas Jane kneeling by the kid? He look like utter shit. I barely recognize him. I guess it has been years since I saw him in anything.
More like Thomas JUST
Robert Ward
>Casey Beckett (Olivia Munn), a Berkeley University professor specialized in Evolutionary Biology.
But she isn't even wearing glasses in the pic...
Nathaniel Jackson
...
Jason Thomas
That's Shane Black you dope
Brody Jones
I refuse to watch ANYTHING that has Olivia Munn in it.
Josiah Williams
Jeez he looks like a big pussy
Jeez he looks like a big pussy
James Flores
I understood that reference.
Tyler Jenkins
Is that Keen and Peele?
Tyler Long
Seriously, did the go out of their way to find the least appealing cast possible ?
It looks like a failed tv pilot ensemble, the predator franchise is officially dead :(
Brayden King
>this cast >its real
>my sides
Christopher Howard
>an autistic savant who lives with Quinn's ex-wife in the suburbs
>The unlikey heroes must confront the deadliest hunter in the galaxy as he rampages across the planet on his way to Quinn's family house in the heart of the United States.
I'm confused. If the Predator can track it's technology then why would it rampage across the planet when the US is naught but 90 miles from Cuba?
Angel Brooks
wtf is wron with Sup Forums
Benjamin Morgan
Only gonna watch this because of Boyd Holbrook desu
Tyler Allen
>kid character in a Predator movie Ohhhh christ
Jason Torres
Or why doesn't it just go directly to the house without 'rampaging'. Get the stolen shit back first and then do some hunting. Also why would you send your kid Unknown alien Technology?
Christopher Wilson
You know what would be great? It the opening scene shows the kid getting brutally murdered just to throw us off thinking it would be "the kid survives because he's a kid" thing.
But too bad predators will probably not even view children as suitable prey and would just let him go.
Adrian Cooper
>find a piece of alien technology while on a Cover mission in Cuba >mail it to your autistic son
ETSUBATSU
Michael Baker
There is no fucking was this got green light, I don't believe it, I cant believe it. And if it is legit. Is the child actor actually autistic? as in so autistic that he couldnt even stand for the promo shot with out someone giving him the reassuring arm.
Hollywood is really lucky it has an essential monopoly on making big movies
Nolan Green
>it's a fucking scavenger hunt Instantly trash. Is this the default action plot or something? Also who finds alien technology and sends it to their retarded kid? Also did we forget about the whole "being hunted" aspect?
Samuel Perry
The kid just has to ask the Predator if he wants some candy and he'll be fine. Now I'm just realizing the weird implications in that scene in Predator 2.
Jayden Ward
I mean I sort of get where they're coming from here what with the concrete jungle type plot, because Predators make it a point to hide their existence, but the execution is all wrong. Why not a Middle East desert setting? Because you know, HOSTILE ENVIRONMENTS/SUITABLE PREY? This suburb shit sounds like it's going Home Alone territory
Ian Richardson
this is the lamest, most boring plot you could ever do for a predator movie, or even an alien movie.
20 fucking bucks they never explain what this predator tech even does the whole movie. at most we'll get IT EXPLODES STUFF. and theyll be bad guy military higher ups wanting to use it as a weapon.
holy fuck im mad. i cant believe people get paid to come up with this shit.
Alexander Perez
if boy and that handsome guy standing behind boy die in movie, i will not watch it. but if both survive, i will definitely watch it.
Liam Price
>kid DROPPED >kid with autism WHY? DROPPED >unlikely heroes DROPPED >takes place in the suburbs DROPPED
this is a fucking disaster
Carter Cruz
That cast looks so bad but I don't know... It's Shane Black after all, this mofo wrote so many memorable flicks in 80s and 90s. Nice Guys was great too.
Cooper Long
>Key >Munn You're serious? You're actually fucking serious with this? Christ. The only interesting actor here is Thimas Jane
Carter Sullivan
Jacob Tremblay. Cute. Boyd Holbrook. Hot.
Nicholas Collins
>implying Iron Man 3 wasn't the best Iron Man movie and one of the best movies in the MCU Shit taste >m-m-m-muh Mandarin >inb4 DCucks
Carter Gray
>>kid character in a R rated Predator movie Ohhhh yeah christ
Levi Carter
>kid DROPPED >avoids seeing kids in films
self-loathing peedoo detected
Nolan Richardson
>Olivia Munn
yikes
Ayden Diaz
So are the kid and the predator going to face one another in a video game tournament set in California? >Mouth clicking in approval about power glove intensifies
Justin Allen
WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHERFUCKER
Anthony Carter
That scene was too short. It needed more boy twitching and moaning in pain.
Gabriel Richardson
I hope the white male lead has some wicked bantz like all shane black movies
Jason Bailey
Shane Black always has to have kids in his movies.
Matthew Rivera
It was an unfocused mess.
Caleb Gutierrez
Thomas Jane is good. Good thing they got him cuz it looks like he's the only saving grace. Will they make reek a bitch like he was in John wick though?
Liam Hernandez
>Kid
This looks like shit
Jack Clark
>a fucking kid
Xavier Cox
>SHANE BLACK what did you expect? he has never made a good movie
Anthony Hill
it all focused on Tony's mental state and recovery, more focused and genuine than whatever usual capeshit
Carter Hall
>implying children aren't all shitty actors who ruin movies
David Collins
just so everyone's aware these days "autism" means aspergers the kid is find, just socially inept and fixates on things, which is why he'll be instrumental in understanding mcguffin of choice
Landon Mitchell
No. Kill yourself for not knowing. Then carry your corpse out of this thread
Carter Taylor
Iron Man 2 did the same thing, and better. IM3 was half poor "Home Alone" comedy and half forgettable action scenes.
Adam Anderson
>a kid Plot twist Shane Black is the predator
Evan Turner
Yautja won't attack an unarmed or unworthy target.
Colton Lopez
> "...estranged son ... an autistic savant who lives with Quinn's ex-wife."
DROPPED How can you seriously write something that bad!!!
> "...a Berkeley University professor specialized in Evolutionary Biology." Lie down and cry.
Wyatt Bell
>Olivia Munn >college professor lol Im laffin
Samuel Wood
>But too bad predators will probably not even view children as suitable prey
They won't, most of the time. Predators have a code of honor and ethics and unsporting kills are looked down upon. But some Predators are just assholes who don't give a shit.
Michael Baker
>IM 2 >better than anything Shit was terrible, and your terrible for liking it. Can't believe they wasted Sam Rockwell's only MCU appearance in that garbage.
Zachary Gray
Shane Black sure does love to put children in peril
Last Boy Scout Lethal weapon The monster squad Kiss kiss bang bang Last action hero The nice guys
Shit I don't even remember Ironman 3 was that kid in danger?
Carter Hall
Why do Predatorfags (or Die Hardfags for that matter) never acknowledge McTiernan's role? You always see Alienfags complain about Scott or The Thingfags talking about Carpenter. McTiernan is probably THE most influential action filmmakers since Kurosawa, yet it's like he doesn't even exist. Do Predator fans even know he's blacklisted in Hollywood?
Angel Nguyen
i can't believe people still use t.b.h. even though it gets wordfiltered and you look like a faggot
Colton Sullivan
>being this buttblasted Calm down senpai.
Nathaniel White
I'm a Predtor and Die Hardfag, so to answer your question, yes I did know he was blacklisted. But I recently heard McTiernan was back and the last thing he did was direct some video game commercial.
Nicholas Fisher
wait till the autistic kid back-engineers the predator metal fragment to create an armor suit which saves his family in the end
Jayden Hill
Wait why was McTiernan blacklisted?
Wyatt Cruz
>Yautja God I fucking hate expanded universes. All these autistic terms and names ruin the mystery.
Easton Anderson
smart shitposters have moved on to "tbqh" tbqh
Josiah Butler
He lied to the FBI about wire tapping some producer and got thrown in jail for it and blacklisted.
John Rodriguez
Kek that's actually a kino trailer. Please come back for good McT
Some complicated legal trouble that involved a famous scummy Hollywood PI with a lot of celebrities as clients, McT had hired him to wiretap a producer because his movie was getting butchered, he did federal jail time, but no one in Hollywood gave him support because he's a goy.
Zachary Torres
Anyone else thinking about the fact that when the current threads die, Sup Forums will be no more?
Jackson Sanders
no. what do you mean?
Ayden Clark
i love shane black but i dont think theres anyway this cast will be able to pull it off
Jaxon Barnes
>McTiernan Fuck even in the long kiss goodnight.
Oliver Howard
no images can be posted, so no new threads can be made. The current threads up are the last ones to exist until image posting is fixed. Since we don't know the situation, except that Sup Forums is losing money, it's somewhat reasonable to assume that this won't be fixed quickly. AKA no more Sup Forums for a while.
Daniel Johnson
You're a faggot
Tyler Gutierrez
go away happeningfag
Parker Perry
thats fucked all the threads are shit right now too
Nathan Gray
but it's literally happening right now, how can you say that?
Nicholas Barnes
>the suit is kid sized >makes a quip when he saves his family from the predator
Jackson Reyes
no new threads? no image posting?
>push ALL threads past bump limit ......(\_/) ......( '_') ..../""""""""""""\======░ ▒▓▓█D /"""""""""""""""""""""""\ \_@_@_@_@_@_/
stop Sup Forums censorship
Oliver Cook
IM2 was far more memorable and entertaining than IM3
Adam Evans
Is that Coach hines?
Hudson Foster
Sounds generic.
Michael White
you're not the only one brother
Adrian White
>ragtag team >austistic savant >nigger quota overfill >bringing woman to an alien hunting trip >a fucking mcguffin >its an estranged father trying to reconnect with his son by giving him dubious space junk episode >Incompetent predator fucking crashed his spaceship Did I miss anything
Andrew Powell
WE WUZ PREDATUHZ N SHEEYIT
Jayden Wood
The Muzzies might Jihad us then if they were space-Jihaded themselves.
Jordan Richardson
They should have gotten Terry Crews at least
Justin Perry
>PTSD >estranged son >autist
Why can't people just be normal dudes
Oliver Nelson
>tfw you were right about Shane Black being a hack and other people are just now realizing it
Nathan Campbell
Make this stop.
Blake Adams
>Olivia Munn Why? Is it that hard to get blowjobs when you make movies?