Well Sup Forums, do you live in America, or Dumbfuckistan?

Well Sup Forums, do you live in America, or Dumbfuckistan?

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i will move to connecticunt soon. probably salisbury town.
is it good?

remove west coast, no coast, and everything north of massachusetts

[spoiler]and the nogs too[/spoiler]

>hawaii
>minnesota
>illinois
>wisconsin
>michigan
>delaware
>good states

pick none

Texas and North Carolina are better than all of them.

>Virginia, Ohio, and Pennsylvania are Dumbfuckistan
But why?

if you don't live in Minnesota or North Dakota get of my face

>America
>Commiefornia

That's like the least American state.

>texas
north mexico is more like it
>north carolina
black/white race mixing capital of the united states, look it up

western PA is dumbfuckistan, eastern PA is america, as it should be

fuck off pennslytucky scum

gib Caribou clay

this pic is outdated as fuck but here you go you rabid wolves

I don't get why California is considered America

Stay the FUCK out of my country. Disgusting roach

SC is basically the same as NC aside from some small cultural differences

This is exactly inverted.

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We call the heartland not very smart land

IQs are very low but threat levels are high

hawaiibro here. we've been members of dumbfuckistan for decades. not sure why we're blue in your pic.

Fixed it for you

colorado is pretty based fag

Whoever made this probably isn't much smarter than residents of dumbfuckistan

>tfw in the blue part of georgia
huzzah

>michigan, minnesota and wisconsin are blue
author confirmed for delusional canadian nigger

its incredibly boring in that whole state

lots of eye candy sluts around tho

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>Texas, the pioneer and leader of tech related jobs for the past eight years
>Dumbfuckistan

Wow!
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>Maine
>Not Dumbfuckistan
I live here; it's one of the worst blue states imaginable. The love for Hillary is overwhelming, we've polluted the state with ragheads and somalis, and SJWs walk the streets of Portland like they own the place.
Fuck this state, and fuck its politics.

I wish LePage would actually do something decent for a change, he buckles like a fucking belt when it comes to actual Republican conservative ideologies.

We call the heartland not very smartland, IQ's are very low but threat levels are high
They got a mandate, they don't want man-dates, they got so many hates and people to despise

In the dust bowl, cerebral black hole, the average weight is well over 200 pounds
I hate to generalize, but have you seen the thighs, most haven't seen their genitalia in a while

Maybe that's why they're so pissed at us
They're all jealous we're having better sex

Queers, transgends, and lesbians, vegans and vegetarians
All you brownish red and yellow ones come out and join us on the coast

No longer svelte, they gotta punch new holes in the Bible belt
They've blown out the fire under the melting pot, the red blood of America is starting to clot
No compromise, no sight thru others' eyes, they're just flies spreading pieces of shit
You gotta emigrate, stop living in hate, what makes this country great is dwelling on either side

They don't want visitors in Jesusland
They want life bland and canned in the fatherland

We want people with college degrees, drug use experience and STD's
People with open-minded philosophies, come hug California trees
Cultural revolution now, neo-conservatives run outta town
We're gonna burn Orange County down,
And then we're off to Riverside, Bakersfield and Fresno too, then we're comin' after you

The fear stricken, born again Christian, they got a vision a homogenized state
Texas textbooks, Bibles, and prayer books,
They want them memorized, but don't want you to think

They don't want visitors in Jesusland
They want life bland and canned in the fatherland

Punk Rockers and emo kids, people doin' things the church forbids
Buddhists, agnostics, and atheists we're moving out of jesusland
Art students and thespians, (excluding country) all the musicians
We want all hookers and comedians, nihilists are welcome too

No longer svelte, they gotta punch new holes in the Bible belt

i live in a part that says america in your map. but the more i think about it and deal with people or society makes me think the dumbfuckistan part is better or less controlled by the you know who..

Is every Portland in America filled with shitty regressives?

Dumbfuckistanis like you should be shot on sight

Good ol Southern boy reporting in. Judging by the chart, OP must look forward to gargling commie balls when shit hits the fan.

You're fucking retarded if you still dont realize the south will be where most of this nation's heroes come from during the SJW blitzkrieg Civil War™

neither

They may as well be, user. They may as well be.
Thankfully, tons of hotels and high risers are going up so it'll force all the impoverished art student tumblrinas out of the fucking city and onto the streets, or better yet, into Lewiston.

Fuck Lewiston.

I live in Maryland so barely into America.

I remember thinking this way in middle school.

Then i moved into Dumbfuckistan and realize the roles are switched.

its the people who voted bush

Minnesota is in America, user.

You have allies behind enemy lines in Jersey.

My states are a bit rusty but why would Idaho and Wyoming be Dumbfuckistan? They seem like the best states to me.

Why is maryland safe?

>commiefornia
>america
fuckers like you should be nailed to a cross

>Texas
>tech related jobs

Austin is an American expat neighborhood in Dumbfuckistan.

South Dakota is better than North Dakota you faggot.

Only thing in North Dakota is fargo and flooding.

>being this

kys

The term 'Dumbfuckistan' is used by communists to insult real Americans who still like to live in freedom.

How you don't have a gun

>commiefornia
>america

the south is a bunch of cuckolded nigger loving race mixing inbred twats who bend over backwards to obama

texas stood up and said "WE WONT TAKE ANY REFUGEES HURR DURR" then days later obama came and swung his giant black dick and texas bent over and took refugees

how many confederate flags were taken down, how many confederate memorials were taken down? the south is a cesspit full of castrated cucks. the north is the white, based part of america

PA does not wish to be lumped in with you fags. Outside of Philadelphia, Harrisburg, Pittsburgh, and Scranton we are a decent place.

Dumbfuckistan
>feelsgoodman

where you at? 570 here

get me the fuck out of this heroin infested shithole

Rural areas are god-tier though. Where thre fuck do you live, OP? Probably some shitty overcrowded city or commie suburb.

That's pretty accurate for Indiana

Fixed it for you.

>America
>Including California

Fuck off

Shouldn't this be reversed?
PA is based. So is Texas
Fuck Cali and Fuck New York. Va is almost ok, Mississippi wasn't as bad as people make it sound, based laws.

t. I've lived in 13 states.

Too bad you don't have any guns in your leftist utopia

215/267 area sadly(originally from Lancaster county). I'm just glad state laws override ours. My city is infested with nogs, our mayor is an Irish drunk, and the governer is a cuck

You do realize that Colorado and New Mexico can be strong armed into New America?

PA is blue on op's pic.

Yet we are the ones with guns. Also I live in Illinois, it's overrated as fuck and I'm moving at the end of the year.

Illinois north suburbs aren't bad. I live like 45 minutes from Chicago.

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scranton and wilkes barre are infested with nogs, as if they arent bad enough with all the white trash drug addict alcoholics everywhere

ive been down to lebanon a few times for the carpenters training center, its a nice area down there

I really hate living in Colorado sometimes.

I'm waiting for the DNC chimpout. The city reopened Holmsburg prison which closed in the 90's as a (((holding center)))

Alabama - Boromir
Georgia - Gimli
Texas - Legolas
Carolinas - Pippin and Merry
Louisiana - Gandalf
Tennessee - Aragorn
Mississippi - Radagast
Florida - Bombadil
Virginia - Eomer
Arkansas - Wormtongue

Might be biased, but pretty much spot on I think

Wow someone's edgy over fictional border of the ad hominem spectrum.

North Carolina has the research triangle you fucking moron. Highest concentration of PhDs in the state.

And Pennsylvania has a fucking IVY league in it. What is this bait?

maybe if theres a chimpout and everything is destroyed, I-81 along scranton will finally have its work finished


maybe....

This is correct

Young black men are our greatest ally.

Also, the state's troops will destroy you.

I updated commiefornia for you crybabies.

>not realizing how impressively right-wing the majority of SoCal actually is

>white, based part of america

Is that the new PC term for Beaners and streets literally filled with super mafioso bros. ?

Holy shit I live in dumbfuckistan? I need to move to Seattle

>Southern California is right wing
>his own map disproves him

HAHAHAHA

>remove west coast
then the U.S turns to absolute shit because Cali, Washington, and Oregon have enough money to become their own country. You leeches need to fuck off.

LA is the only real shitty liberal part of SoCal. Places like Riverside county, Sandiego County, etc. are more right wing due to being directly affected by illegal immigration.

But yeah, whatever you think is happening in your mind won't really happen at all in the future.

Because civilian guns outnumber the total population of people in United States.

Hi.

are you a southerner making beaner jokes about the north?

please shut down your computer and think about your decisions in life

Your mom's butt is directly affected by my penis.

Lol, I'm going to rooftop Korean with my neighbors if that happens. I live in an all white section of the city where everyone is conservative and gun owners. Literally like finding a unicorn.

How the hell is Texas so smart??

this, but change new england north of mass. to red

Oy, don't average central northern NC with the rest of the state.

I guarantee the average IQ there is easily in the 110s.

Your the same roach that posts dead Americans I remember you mentioning ct in the thread.

Funny you should shit talk about Texas when it's literally stealing all of the corporate headquarters due to its friendly corporate tax program.

t. Torrance Toyota CA HQ moving to Texas

>Hawaii
>not Dumbfuckistan

How? Polynesians and Native Hawaiians are probably the most low IQ mouthbreathers in the entire country.

I live in America but work in "Dumbfuckistan". Ironically the state that is part of "Dumbfuckistan" has the highest IQ citizens in the United States.

Nice job cropping, there isn't a chance in hell North Dakota ranks higher than Vermont. Care to give a source? :^)

I live out in wayne county, innawoods anyway, so im all set. plenty of rivers, lakes, and streams around here for fishing, plenty of rain for water for my well, and electricity comes from the wallenpaupack dam.

also guns

Should Texas even be considered as America by this point? You are being infested by mexicans and trying to secede again.

What reason do you have to believe European Texans aren't intelligent?

Nice job calling a commiefornian as someone from dumbfuckistan. You dumb fucking mong. Also Why the fuck is Commiefornia and jew york on your map? They're about as american as maoist China. also hint hint from illinois here you mouth breather.

Florida is more like Gollum. Hes kinda stuck with us and trails along with us but we all know hes a piece of shit and not to be trusted.

lol at "America" getting Detroit, Chicago, Oakland, and Baltimore

Negrostan would be more appropriate

>Rhode Island
>99 IQ

I bet my cock that they're closer to 80. Rhode Island is a shithole.

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