Chicago Police Scanner General - REAL ROBERT HOURS EDITION

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>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops

Shootings Scoreboard:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
homicides.suntimes.com/
heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Mugshots:
chitownmugshots.com/

Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608

Chicago Cop Blog
secondcitycop.blogspot.com/

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first for robert

i hate niggers

Kill all the niggers, hero police, kill them all.

THIRD FOR ROBERT

Robert Reporting

2nd for heavy set blondes and weed

What do you guys think of based Bill Whittle?

Is he red pilled?

Posting waifu from last thread

>GET SOME ROBERT

She rear ended two cars and attempted to get away

> OK

god bless robert

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AIDS Lorde

Well aint that an asshole license plate number?

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Rip that 4th user

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1st for Sienna-chan

MUH DIKKKK

LIGHT THE FIRE WORKS RACE WAR NAOW

kek

>98642 checking in 10-4 ROBERT
DABS DABS DABS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

dear FAGGOT that called me out, fuck yo self nigga i see you on this basket weaving site just like my ass.

>MUH DICK

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> Possible dead body, male about 19 years of age

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Possible dead body.

POSSIBLE DEAD BODYYYYY

Dead body in street

Dead body laying on tracks!

Dead body laying on what? Tracks?

19 yo Dead body
> want to guess what color he is?

>Chekkin my MF keys

O shit, whaddup!

(((IF IF IF IF )))
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GO ROBERT

Sienna-chan dump

Kek

Roberting in

underrated

RETAKE CHIRAQ

Car flipped over at Irving Broadway

>Robert ain't got time for dat

Great oc great moves keep it up proud of ya

I'm Rolling for train before cops get there.

>WAGES OF SIN (I SEE YOU BROTHER)
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One off for perfect number for the scenario.

Stable is not a condition

I love puffy vag

Two guys walking northbound in the middle of Lake Shore? NOICE.

Ewww

>Robert

Robert and dispatcher sounded sad

LET ME IN GRANMA I GOTTA CHARGE THIS

"Grandma won't let him in to charge his ankle bracelet..."

lol

my test

Four Hispanics tied up a white male and are "robbing" him.

>Domestic violence
>Boyfriend on house arrest
>Doesn't want to wear bracelet
Wear your collar, coon

will it be worse tomorrow when niggers really start to wild out? it's not like they have work on Tuesday anyway

> SHE WON'T LET HIM INTO THE APARTMENT TO LET HIM CHARGE HIS ANKLE BRACELET

gee I wonder what kind of ankle bracelet needs charging

If you lived in Chiraq wouldnt you sound sad?

>Robert and dispatcher sounded sad

Wouldn't you be if your holiday weekend consisted of over 9000 calls where people aren't sure if it's fireworks or gun shots?

Alright im new to this chicago police scanner thing, whatre we drinking tonight?

>4 hispanics have white man tied up robbing him

we Chiarez now

Great fucking song user

Full throttle and vodka.

it'll get crazy in about an hour

Y'ALL BLACKASS MONKEYS STOP HOWLIN IN THE STREET AN' LIGHTIN OFF DEM DAMN FIAHCRACKAS AN LET THEM GOOD WHITE FOLK GET DEY SLEEP!!

>wearing shock ankle bracelet

>it runs out of charge

>instead of taking it of charges it

Wut

I'm having a white russian.

It's a blinged out purity bracelet

If you live in Chicago, anything that will let you forget how shitty your city is

Drink one sip of beer for every SHOTS FIRED

rip in peas m8

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evan willams and water brother

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`0/10 Would invite Ruckuss over to a BBQ.

not a shock ankle bracelet. Just tracking.

You live in Seminole County Robert?

I said this at the end of the other thread:

July 3rd is, historically, an absolutely batshit crazy night in Chicago.

Back in the day, they used to do fireworks on the third, too, not just the fourth. They were usually even bigger than the 4th, because A.) people would come in from the burbs and watch the fireworks over the lake, and then be able to watch the fireworks on the 4th with families and in their hometown, and B.) no one has to work tomorrow so they would get fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked up.

I'll give you a hint: they had to cancel them.

July 3rd is crazy. Should be a good night on here.

As far as Chimpcago goes, I've got some pretty good ones, but nothing that would top talking to a Chicago cop...

They tell the best stories.

Yeah but still why would you willingly recharge it?

It's not shitty. A particular section of the city is shitty.

>loud music people screaming

Jesus Christ

> R O B E R T
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Sprite

>tfw 63 days sober and listening to Chiraq scanners with Sup Forumslacks instead of participating in degenerate bar activities

Imma shoota nigga if my house catch fire y'all

Probably legally required by the court, as condition of your parole. Chances are, penalty for letting the charge go out is on the same level as taking it off.

Gang members throwing bottles and flashing signs...

Warmin' up. It's about to get gud boys.

because otherwise your parole officer might get angry or something.

definitely will convert

7 SHOTS BULLET HOLES IN CAR

>Fireworks
>Angry on getting his house on fire
>Shots fired
>Shots fired
>Bullet holes in car

>hooligans taking down street signs
>bullet holes in her car

>if his house catches fire, we're not gonna like the way he handles it

lol, nice way to tell the police they need to deal with someone before you do

7 shots fired! Car down!

The whole city is fucked, this is what happens in gun free, liberal utopia. Im just wondering who will reach full autism first, Chicago or California

Bullet ho's in da car

In that case she's a bitch for not letting him charge it she probably knows full well what's going to happen if he lets it go flat

i've been sober for about a week now. I had back taxes to pay the IRS so I have to live within my means until next paycheck


then I can spark it up and get high as fuck with some grade A weed

Who is sienna chan?

You done good user

i love a girl with nice arm tattoos, especially when her arms look nice and soft