Movie Deaths

Name a worse death

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Was he ok?

RIp

he will be fine

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This guy exploded into coca cola or something didn't he?

I mean what's right is right, they don't give a fuck about-

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Orange soda

oh shit I was about to post this. also the other guy whose screams get all high pitched as they rip him apart

Saw is a dark comedy series, right?

no, they are dead serious

>that sound room
Why he didnt just tell her to shut it? she killed herself screaming

I should not have watched this film when I was 7....

Yeah after about 3, they started indulging in what the fans wanted.

Ridiculous traps, deaths and twists

You tell me.

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Movie-deaths will never top some of the shit that happens in real life.

Definitely this

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le Bone Tomahawk scene

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102% medically accurate

Le saw in half guy

>"Death scene"
>Comes back for the sequel

>2:23
>"now l'mask ysumthin"

Definitely not. Or rather, the first one or two are played straight (and I still maintain that the original is a pretty good horror movie despite the franchise becoming a byword for trash). But after that, the makers fully embraced the "torture porn" designation and turned the films' exclusive focus to designing truly absurd and over-the-top trap scenarios; the plots and characters became completely formulaic and differentiated only by whatever last-minute twist they shoved in there.

They essentially stopped investing much of anything in the movies except for showcasing the rube goldberg deaths that the theater goers came to see.

But user, that just turned him on.

Bugged me how many traps involved innocent people or even if the person did it, they were doomed anyway (the barbed wire maze trap in the first one).

>(the barbed wire maze trap in the first one).
No, the impossible traps were classroom and ribcage trap in Saw III (because Amanda designed them), the pendulum in V (because Hoffman used it to kill his sister's murderer) and the bear traps in VI / VII (because Jill and Hoffman both used them to kill each other).

The traps that killed you no matter what were all that one bitch's fault because she sucked at doing them.

I thought the point was that it wouldn't kill him at all. Motherfucker sold his soul to the Cenobites and would have to go on enduring that type of stuff for all eternity.

I never watched the sequels tho because I'm not a pleb

What film is that?

This picture always makes me laugh for some reason

The barbed wire one was before she was 'saved'. The guy tried to get out at the expense of his wellbeing and it killed him for it.

Hellraiser 2 was actually worth watching though.
His torture was just getting blue balls by having hot bitches moaning under sheets but he couldn't fuck them, he wasn't even being cut up or anything, just that
Saw 3.

W-well he just didn't have what it took. Yeah.

Is this how Cardassians are born?

I know the one, it was in the first film. He had to find his way out of the maze in time. He didn't find the exit in time so the door sealed and he bled to death. If he escaped he could've found medical attention.

it's the blur

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I'm gonna be honest, that doesn't sound very good at all. I think I may have even watched the first 30 minutes or so of it a few years back. But I'll probably be desperate enough to give it a shot again sometime.

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> that doesn't sound very good at all.
I didn't describe the movie at all though. He's not relevant in it.

The SAW movies are so fucking stupid

Who even watches that shit?

Back when they were first coming out I thought they were just the thing for mature, intelligent nihilists with a wicked sense of humor like myself.

teenagers

Hellraiser 2 is kino, although you have to brace your sensitive little anus to the complete jarring change in mood. First movie is very dark and serious but the sequel is incredibly campy and silly. You still get the crazy violence but it's a lot goofier especially when they introduce the wise cracking doctor Cenobite. Despite the change in mood it still feels like a Hellraiser movie. It greatly expands upon the mythology of the original film in an ambitious, exciting new way.

The Hellraiser lore is fascinating and has so much potential. It's one of few horror movies that deserves to have a million sequels because there's so many cool things you can do with it and so many ways you could approach the lore. But instead they were content with making generic horror movies with a Pinhead cameo at the end.

SAW 3D is fucking hilarious.

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> the wise cracking doctor Cenobite
THE DOCTOR IS IN
EVISCERATION
AMPUTATION

I can't even tell who is fighting whom, what an awful movie.

PROGNOSIS
EVISCERATION

Saw is kino. Pretentious faggots like yourself need to chill out. The traps are entertaining, there's plenty of lovable heroes / villains to follow and the story is fun as fuck. Their dedication to continuity is literally UNMATCHED by any other film series in existence. The mysteries they spread across the films are great hooks, obviously the story gets incredibly convoluted but that's part of the charm.

Sorry it wasn't made in the 80s otherwise you'd be creaming your pants over how it's the greatest horror series ever made.

How come a fucking Saw movie has a better handle on it's extras than Christopher Nolan?

Because Christopher Nolan is a pretentious hack

>roastie dies
Nice

>Carol Hickey, a 43-year-old mother of four from Limerick, Ireland, died of an intense allergic-reaction to dog-semen after having sex with a German Sheppard.
Muh dick

That's funny, but most SAW movies are just endless torture porn

>2008
>March
>-Abigail Taylor, a 6-year-old girl from Edina, Minnesota, died nine months after she had suffered an injury at the Minneapolis Golf Club where sitting-down on an excessively powerful drain in a wading-pool had caused large portions of her lower intestines and her pancreas to be sucked-out through her anus. An attempt was made to transplant a new pancreas and set of intestines, but she succumbed to a range of rare transplant-related cancers.

Holy shit.

why did he turn into a chink?

>everyone shits on final destination 4 for the unrealistic pool death
>mfw it had already happened
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Nah that's Hostel.

The Saw movies are Schlocky B-Movie horror. I enjoy that all the films have a campy Twilight Zone style irony to them. Like the message in one of them is "NO ONE WOULD HAVE HAD TO DIE IF YOU HAD JUST WORKED TOGETHER!"

And the movies play it straight which is even funnier. Like Jigsaw is supposed to be a somewhat sympathetic person who is teaching people lessons. Lessons that involve torture, murder. self mutilation, and are disgusting.

I'm not saying they're good movies by any means, but they're entertaining. 6 and 7 are just funny. And you get to see the lead singer from Linkin Park die.

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>2014
>October
>-A 10-year-old boy from Thane, India, whose name has not been released to the press, died while using a public bathroom when the facility’s septic-tank suddenly exploded. The vents of the tank had become clogged, allowing volatile gas to build for an extended period of time before violently combusting due to an unknown ignition-source. The explosion caused a heavy metal lid for the tank to be launched through the air, which then landed on his head.

Oh, so THAT's why they don't poo in loo.

Someone edit the Cat in the Hat into this instead of the guy in blue

It's not kino, it doesn't aspire to be. You said so yourself: It's entertainment.

>2006
>November
>-Malachi Ritscher, a 52-year-old musician and recording-engineer, set himself on fire and burned to death on the side of the Kennedy Expressway during morning rush-hour in downtown Chicago in what he claimed in a suicide-note to be an act of protest against the Iraq War.

Liberals.

No, the intentions of the filmmakers make it kino.

Mac tried to warn him

An ex of one of my friends loved SAW series, she and a male friend of hers literally had SAW marathons and countdowns for the next one to come out (straight to DVD). She was literally an edgy retard.

holy shit, this is horror kino.

*dude 1 starts winning*
i love you dude number 1
*dude 2 starts winning*
I never said i loved number 1

fuckin roastie lmao

>meant to be a horror
>Is actually a very satisfying clip of two betas realising what manipulative whores women are and joining forces to kill her

dude 1 was pretty forgiving about getting cut

The adrenaline of a true roasty blowout is not to be underestimated
I'd love a deleted scene from afterwards shot like when Dutch and Dillon meet for the first time in Predator
Bros4lyfe

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2004. Chuck was ahead of the curve on this one.

The shit in Event Horizon

>A young Muslim woman from Sydney, Australia, whose name has not been released to the press, died of strangulation during a go-kart race when her burkha became tangled in the axel of the rear wheels.

lmao why wasnt this caught on video

The screaming tank commander from "Fury" shooting himself in his burning head.

November 1982
-Trulls Helevik, a 31-year-old Norwegian diver serving on the oil rig Byford Dolphin, died in a decompression accident upon resurfacing from underwater in a diving bell. The chamber-lock was released prematurely which caused his environment inside the bell to go from nine atmospheres of pressure to one in a fraction of a second, causing the gasses and blood in his internal organs to undergo sudden rapid expansion. Helevik’s body violently exploded with his remains being blown-through a 24 inch diameter hole at the top of the diving bell, rocketing 30 feet into the air and raining blood, organs and bone-fragments over the oil rig. Three other divers and four technicians were also killed in the event.

That was uncomfortable

That one really rustled my jimmies.

That's some complex machinery right there. That's not just thrown together metal or repurposed items to form a trap like most others, that really took the suspension of disbelief a bit far.

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bit over the top but I fucking love this one

>1518
>July
>-An unknown number of citizens of Strasbourg, Alsace, died of heart-failure, heat-stroke and exhaustion in a fit of dancing that lasted nearly a month. An escalating number of people, primarily women, began spontaneously dancing in the streets of Strasbourg, which ultimately included more than 400 people dancing simultaneously. The participants were said to give no explanation as to why they were dancing other than they felt compelled. Several dozen participants voluntarily continued dancing until they died. The psychological, sociological or medical cause for this event is still unknown. It has since become known as the Dancing Plague of 1518.

French invented flashmobs?

nothin like a good quartering am I right

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OY VEY

is she okay?

The first one was pure kino though.

>tfw she did nothing wrong

>imprisoning dudes in the town well
holy shit are you stupid

>not even checking to see whether they're covered in buboes first
the villagers deserved the plague tbqh

>tfw when they basically used to do this to people

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fake

History's fake?

what did he mean by this?

Pool drain, you say?

I love this serie, watched them all in one go.