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hello
What is that drink he has?
sue
little red book
>Northerners
y'alright? love pints me lad, goin down t'shop you want owt?
>Southerners
YEAH MAN PENG TING INNIT WAGWAN BAMBACLART
think I know which one I'd rather spend my time around xxx
>good old pakistani lads
y'alright? love pints me lad, goin down t'shop you want owt?
>stupid tryhard white ""people""
YEAH MAN PENG TING INNIT WAGWAN BAMBACLART
think I know which one I'd rather spend my time around xx
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>The City has a resident population of 9,401
What are they like?
are kira
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absolute STATE of northerners
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those are both fake accents put on by tryhard tossers
Thread theme song.
Might stop existing
>northerners are the pakistanis
>london has tower hamlets
???????????????????
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bang tidy
bradford
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best bum ds9 no question
my kira.
miring his traps
H O W L I N G
S C R E E C H I N G
S H A R T I N G
>West Road
>Durham
>Whitby
>Random bit of french
>Ontario
the new world does my fucking NUT in
aus bfs leg
at least northerner babble adheres to tradition. modern southerner babble is literally nigger speak that was adapted in the past few decades
Picked up a peng new watch at the market
wog
can't imagine being brought up somewhere with a ridiculous accent/dialect
how do you read books in school and not think "hang on, all of these accomplished people write using proper english, why am I using all this ridiculous slang?"
or do you just not read
ah yes, year 6
take me back
>whitby
Ahh yes the north
*LGGBDTTTIQQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP*
oh yes my dear, quite progressive indeed
One more day of toil to get through tomorrow lads. I was spilling spaghetti alot today on the front desk.
puttering at this
>Northerners
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>Southerners
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pretty sure there's at least 50,000 places called whitby in the anglosphere
i wanted to tell liverpool poster about my wank but he wont reply to me
>cambridgeshire
>white
need an lgbraaphog gf
phwoar
I hate You God, as though You existed.
>aus
wog*
good job hiding those column headers
if my voice sounded that bent i'd refrain from posting vocaroos lol
major explosion in notts lads
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>Gavin McInnes
shannot even be hovering over that
don't give a single heck about nottinghamshire
>drugs are for degenerates
found a very interesting graphic
nott a jot
thought you were a good lad but will have to change my opinion now
#notallyanks
#jesuisnottinghamshire
Black lung northerner detected. My accent is pretty much neutral. If speaking properly is bent then call me a homo I suppose. Good luck floating to the top with a northern accent (improper english)
is the communist revolution of russia the worst event in the history of the world?
if not, what is?
americans will be triggered by this
lots of underage drinking here, you just can't buy it yourself
all of you fuck off
>My accent is pretty much neutral.
There's no such thing as a neutral accent, you fucking crank
do people not drink with their parents?
I would have some watered down wine for dinner as a kid
um the american accent is completely neutral and virtually accentless sweetie
>20 year old yanks cannot buy alcohol
baffleing
can't believe you need to be fucking 25 to buy alcohol here, it's draconian. Jealous of yanks sometimes.
the virgin voice
it isn't your accent, it's your voice
there's plenty of southerners who don't sound bent, you aren't one of them
from what ive seen in every single american movies american parents demonise alcohol
nowt wrong having a sip of drink
Legit?
positively archaic reference
The lads
americans can buy and concealcarry guns at 18
they can join the army and kill people for money at 17
they cant go to a bar until 21
don't you fucking TOUCH me
Neutral British is an accent. You could argue it's actually the lack of an accent that makes it British neutral. But then that's still a normal British accent.
why is america the leader of the free world and western civilisation as a whole then mate? could sign the order right now and australia would be an american rock in 10 minutes
you in the collar
me in the white shirt
Embarrassing
Mandela was the reincarnation of hitler
they made fun of my voice when I posted one too lad it's ok. but they also laughed at the content. I recorded myself reading Brit posts aloud until I started puttering and couldn't go on. try that
hmm it seems someone has hacked into my runt farm's surveillance system and started leaking images again
outstanding post
>sum up your country in one picture.jpg
>um the american accent is completely neutral and virtually accentless sweetie
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stay jealous. angry unimportant proles.
my bf in the pic
Business idea: Create an organisation that walks around the city during work hours and any non-whites that aren't working should be deported within a week.
want to put my tongue up the bum of the posh bird on my course
shame she'll never even give me the time of day
*hoists you by your own petard*
Aussie wankers BTFO
>no one even noticed my voice when I posted it here
Hmm
"HELLAW PET, GIVE IS A BITE OUT OF YOUR CHEESE PASTY OOOOOOOH AYE"
10 minutes into electric dreams and they've already mentioned incest hmm
The scary thing is that over half of the people in this picture are women
think i touched a nerve with bent voice
why is it that if scotts and irish stay in and watch too much anime or foreign tv shows they develop a yank accent?
happened to an entire 3 (three) people I know
It's just angry northerners that have been cursed with an underclass tongue that they will never be able to shake. Thats why most of them are tradies or lorry drivers. A thick northern accent is a big no in big business.
Ah yes, yet another first date where we both say 'great to meet you' and then hope we never meet each other again