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aus edition

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/City_of_London
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youtube.com/watch?v=v0NSeysrDYw
youtu.be/ESCGhwHviiI
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercian_Supremacy
vocaroo.com/i/s1GP2rdN64df
vocaroo.com/i/s0PECpdwL3Hg
youtube.com/watch?v=tjMp0hpc8f8
youtube.com/watch?v=WWS8Viao-6g
theguardian.com/news/datablog/2011/may/18/ethnic-population-england-wales
nottinghampost.com/news/nottingham-news/what-nottinghamshire-police-say-colwick-504743
youtube.com/watch?v=pYuUABqFj9U
twitter.com/AnonBabble

hello

What is that drink he has?

sue

little red book

>Northerners

y'alright? love pints me lad, goin down t'shop you want owt?

>Southerners

YEAH MAN PENG TING INNIT WAGWAN BAMBACLART

think I know which one I'd rather spend my time around xxx

>good old pakistani lads

y'alright? love pints me lad, goin down t'shop you want owt?

>stupid tryhard white ""people""

YEAH MAN PENG TING INNIT WAGWAN BAMBACLART

think I know which one I'd rather spend my time around xx

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/City_of_London
>The City has a resident population of 9,401
What are they like?

are kira

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absolute STATE of northerners

...

those are both fake accents put on by tryhard tossers

Thread theme song.

youtube.com/watch?v=v0NSeysrDYw

Might stop existing

>northerners are the pakistanis
>london has tower hamlets

???????????????????

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bang tidy

bradford

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best bum ds9 no question

my kira.

miring his traps

youtu.be/ESCGhwHviiI

H O W L I N G
S C R E E C H I N G
S H A R T I N G

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercian_Supremacy

>West Road

>Durham
>Whitby
>Random bit of french
>Ontario
the new world does my fucking NUT in

aus bfs leg

at least northerner babble adheres to tradition. modern southerner babble is literally nigger speak that was adapted in the past few decades

Picked up a peng new watch at the market

wog

can't imagine being brought up somewhere with a ridiculous accent/dialect
how do you read books in school and not think "hang on, all of these accomplished people write using proper english, why am I using all this ridiculous slang?"
or do you just not read

ah yes, year 6
take me back

>whitby

Ahh yes the north

*LGGBDTTTIQQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP*

oh yes my dear, quite progressive indeed

One more day of toil to get through tomorrow lads. I was spilling spaghetti alot today on the front desk.

puttering at this

>Northerners
vocaroo.com/i/s1GP2rdN64df

>Southerners
vocaroo.com/i/s0PECpdwL3Hg

pretty sure there's at least 50,000 places called whitby in the anglosphere

i wanted to tell liverpool poster about my wank but he wont reply to me

>cambridgeshire
>white

need an lgbraaphog gf

phwoar

I hate You God, as though You existed.

>aus
wog*

good job hiding those column headers

if my voice sounded that bent i'd refrain from posting vocaroos lol

youtube.com/watch?v=tjMp0hpc8f8

youtube.com/watch?v=WWS8Viao-6g

Dry your eyes, lad

theguardian.com/news/datablog/2011/may/18/ethnic-population-england-wales

major explosion in notts lads

nottinghampost.com/news/nottingham-news/what-nottinghamshire-police-say-colwick-504743

>Gavin McInnes
shannot even be hovering over that

don't give a single heck about nottinghamshire

>drugs are for degenerates

found a very interesting graphic

nott a jot

thought you were a good lad but will have to change my opinion now

#notallyanks
#jesuisnottinghamshire

Black lung northerner detected. My accent is pretty much neutral. If speaking properly is bent then call me a homo I suppose. Good luck floating to the top with a northern accent (improper english)

is the communist revolution of russia the worst event in the history of the world?

if not, what is?

americans will be triggered by this

lots of underage drinking here, you just can't buy it yourself

all of you fuck off

>My accent is pretty much neutral.
There's no such thing as a neutral accent, you fucking crank

do people not drink with their parents?
I would have some watered down wine for dinner as a kid

um the american accent is completely neutral and virtually accentless sweetie

>20 year old yanks cannot buy alcohol
baffleing

can't believe you need to be fucking 25 to buy alcohol here, it's draconian. Jealous of yanks sometimes.

the virgin voice

it isn't your accent, it's your voice

there's plenty of southerners who don't sound bent, you aren't one of them

from what ive seen in every single american movies american parents demonise alcohol

nowt wrong having a sip of drink

Legit?

positively archaic reference

The lads

americans can buy and concealcarry guns at 18
they can join the army and kill people for money at 17

they cant go to a bar until 21

don't you fucking TOUCH me

Neutral British is an accent. You could argue it's actually the lack of an accent that makes it British neutral. But then that's still a normal British accent.

why is america the leader of the free world and western civilisation as a whole then mate? could sign the order right now and australia would be an american rock in 10 minutes

you in the collar
me in the white shirt

Embarrassing

Mandela was the reincarnation of hitler

they made fun of my voice when I posted one too lad it's ok. but they also laughed at the content. I recorded myself reading Brit posts aloud until I started puttering and couldn't go on. try that

hmm it seems someone has hacked into my runt farm's surveillance system and started leaking images again

outstanding post

>sum up your country in one picture.jpg

>um the american accent is completely neutral and virtually accentless sweetie
youtube.com/watch?v=pYuUABqFj9U

stay jealous. angry unimportant proles.

my bf in the pic

Business idea: Create an organisation that walks around the city during work hours and any non-whites that aren't working should be deported within a week.

want to put my tongue up the bum of the posh bird on my course

shame she'll never even give me the time of day

*hoists you by your own petard*

Aussie wankers BTFO

>no one even noticed my voice when I posted it here
Hmm

"HELLAW PET, GIVE IS A BITE OUT OF YOUR CHEESE PASTY OOOOOOOH AYE"

10 minutes into electric dreams and they've already mentioned incest hmm

The scary thing is that over half of the people in this picture are women

think i touched a nerve with bent voice

why is it that if scotts and irish stay in and watch too much anime or foreign tv shows they develop a yank accent?
happened to an entire 3 (three) people I know

It's just angry northerners that have been cursed with an underclass tongue that they will never be able to shake. Thats why most of them are tradies or lorry drivers. A thick northern accent is a big no in big business.

Ah yes, yet another first date where we both say 'great to meet you' and then hope we never meet each other again