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anime

alri lads

having a cheeky puff on my vape

would

would toss into a furnace

would

she's obviously not an unattractive girl but the lighting and outfit makes her look pretty bad

just wait till the janny cops a whiff of this

literally identical to my willy

all i see is CHEBS

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the czechoslovakian gf

bit small

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Once did a wank to this pic

Janny is cumming for you

that's a small willy

faggot
dems good tits

it's a bra

>shaving your pubes
the virgin

molyneux is the greatest philosopher of our era and lauren southern is an absolute babe x

janny will HATE this

got a fancy new electric shaver

what specific length should I trim my pubes to? 5.5mm? shorter? longer? hmmm... the choices are expansive with this new device

they're 2 different countries now lad

sounds fun
i'd blare CCR from a chinook constantly, personally

having a look lads i'm having a nice go

shall be making an arrangement shortly

she's got 3 more images here
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incorrect
its 5.8 inches, which is well above average

you have been jewed by the pornmeisters

quite small. looks sub 5 inches. unlucky.

thanks guess her face is actually pretty bad in every picture rip

I go 3mm desu

not when she was born
>5.8
lmao i thought benders were large on average

real average is 6.5 inches

I know you're trying to make yourself feel better but girls laugh at anything under 7 inches

not surprised she hasn't got any work considering she aint model tier

nice hiss

This chart is quite obviously fake, I'm not in the top 1%

thats a decent sized willy

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cheersss

hmmm highly doubt this

next doors possum wont shut up

Trump is a mentally unstable madman who controls our nuclear codes. Our planet has never been closer to complete annihilation.

We must repeal and replace the President of the United States. Definitely before he destroys us all.

>girls

>7 inch willy - 95th percentile
>6'5 - 99th percentile
>135 IQ - 99th percentile

0.05*0.01*0.01 = 0.0005% chance of someone being taller, having a bigger willy AND smarter than me

feels good man

willy is 6.8 inches and still feels a bit small

Number 2, with some left on the sides

i bet you got that 5.8 by really pushing whatever measuring tool you used into the base of your shaft. it's probably more like 5 inches or slightly over. it looks smaller than the length of your hand. i bet when it's flacid it looks like a tiny mushroom

can someone post that willy again? didn't get to see it before the janny got a hold of it

cute snek

can hear the runt next door sperging out over me doing my business

This but unironically

>Our planet has never been closer to complete annihilation.

ah yes so kim jong un is of no danger at all is he

dont care what girls think tbqh(wyf)
its absolutely correct.
all the other studies used self-reported data - this is the largest ever study of professionally measured willies, and it finds the average to be 5.1 inches, with NO racial bias and a SLIGHT height bias

the BBC is a meme


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a) youre supposed to measure bonepressed
b) i didnt measure bonepressed

You're meant to measure from the base ya fuckin idiot

feels a bit small

Northerners have the biggest cocks

7 incher here

Imagine how good it would be to have sex with Tay Tay xxx :x

why have you done all this research on willy size if you're perfectly happy with your (short) length?

Wish we'd have a war so I can sign up already

>our

Aussies have bigger cocks, 7.5 inches here

was good to see Trump blast socialism and communism in his speech yesterday

photographs x

you didn't miss much

Janny's not seeing my pipe and banning me for it mind

Once posted a photo of my cock and someone called it ugly

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i'm glad you're comfortable in your skin mate but that is a small penis. we've all seen plenty of dicks, that's a small one.

because i was curious, like 99% of all men are
not like i had anything better to do

my penis is 7.3" and it goes okay inside of fannies

ugly willies need love too

would you kill yourself for a million dollars lads?

he said that the problem with venezuela is that socialism has been badly implemented it is that it has been faithfully implemented

and then the whole of the UN laughed at venezuela

your supposed to measure your willy starting from the anus

8 inches here btw

well in that case I am over 7 inches. if you really press the base you can get a good extra half inch

Opinion:

The lad's willy isnt that big but it is very pretty-looking and well-proportioned, and it isnt small either.

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depends when I have to kill myself and when I get the money

>we've all seen plenty of dicks

from the tip of my tailbone all the way down and over my anus and nuts to the tip of my erect dick is 6.3 inches

some men are coming to dig up an old telephone pole lads

hello fatty

Don't want a real gf, just want either

A) a barely-legal gf who just uses me for my money
B) an older woman who takes me to her apartment to fuck her

How do I go about either of these?

it's almost like they're naturally predisposed to it

willy is average length, thin and bends heavily to the right

wow, file.png and file.png really speak to me

>my kids are somewhat resisting brainwashing and reprogramming

sad.

how do I get rid of the little spots all over my willy lads?

memes

will need to inspect your willy in person before i can treat it

not a fatty though. groin is just fleshy

>bends heavily to the right
kidney tickler

posted my willy on Sup Forums several times over the years and got nothing but complements on it

doesn't even look that big to me, even though it is objectively above average

alri Eugene

pink only became a girls colour in the 20th century iirc. before that, during the 19th for instance, the colours were reversed. plus its only a girls colour in western culture, or as its permeated out.

might get a pizza lads

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Now this is the kind of gf I need

never posted my dick anywhere online because literally none of you deserve to look at it. the right must be earned