I FUCKING HATE AMERICANS

Just sod off you bunch of uncultured wankers. You ruined our language so now every tom dick and harry third-worlder wants to speak it in their shit pidgin English which they picked up from (((hollywood))). Fuck off fuck off fuck off. You come to Europe and sperg out about how 'Europeen' you are when noboby gives a toss about your ancestry, normal tourists go and look at sites and explore culture, you just waddle around droning on in your shit lawnmower accents. NO ONE LIKES YOU.

You sound butthurted.

>Texas speaks

Go stop the mexicans rodgering your women you gimp.

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>you just waddle around droning on in your shit lawnmower accents
desu the only good English accent is MLE (aka youth london/south east accent/the rap accent)

whats it like to be rendered insignificant by your own colonies (esp. USA, Canada, and Australia)?

You aren't our """colony"""

No one is talking to you mate, fuck off.

If we'd colonised America then they may actually be dignified human beings with culture and manners.

>dignified human beings with culture and manners
but brits aren't this

why do brits on the internet act so snobby and superior then in real life they are the same thing as a poor african american

Time to go home lad

>throwing acid at people, raping children and daily bombings are considered culture now

im in my bed

>>throwing acid at people, raping children and daily bombings are considered culture now
>daily bombings

I meant your bed in your real home x

but im not done yet xx

Don't like us? Fuck off back home you mackerel.

Daughter get raped by a paki on the way to school again, Nigel?

We appreciate you lads fucking up your country so dramatically(and the rest of the continent doing the same really) that Europoors can't make Americuck jokes like they used to.

We still can, though. Both Britain and the USA are failed Anglo states whereas Australia is still chugging along, with little bru not far behind.

>be a mullato piece of excrement with no culture apart from porn and cheez whizz

>p-p-pakis hur hur

Fuck off, no one is talking to you.

Love you too papa

haha that's correct
we are not :^)

Wish i could tap into the butthurt to fuel cars and generators i could keep everything running forever

Stop pretending, we know you secretly love us~

too weak to keep it

>gives a toss
Could you speak English instead of this wacky dialect of yours, pal?

The inbred island Anglos are getting salty again

Thats really cute ango banter

how could YOUR language be any more ruined than it is? man can't hardly make out the mush his neighbor down the lane spurts out in your neck of the woods.

>You ruined our language
Actually, no. That was you, when you let the Normans conquer you and ruin Old English. Why did you roll over for the French like a bunch of limpdick pussies?

Simplified English started with you.