Clean it up

Clean it up.

I'd rather tear tickets or sell these pigs their pig food than clean up after them.

Christ I hating working at Regal. Especially during kid's movie releases and motherfucking pg-13 horror movies when all the subhuman middle schoolers come out of the woodwork.

>When people watch me pour the "butter" into the dispenser from a fucking gallon jug that says "Buttery flavored oil" on it.
>"I'll have extra butter please!"

Fucking disgusting.

God I'm so glad I have talent and a degree

Sorry but I'd kill myself in any other profession than mine

Ew what the fuck America
You put extra butter on your popcorn? Christ

By the way, salted > sweet

Some people want a fucking puddle of it on the bottom. I had put so much on it once that it was making the pale it came in soggy.

Hahaha wagecucks BTFO

The butter is just lube, it's an old trick the good ol' hole in the popcorn bucket onahole experience.

If you create a vacuum seal with your penis and the butter it feels almost like a jagged rough fleshlight.

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING NEET KEKS. AT LEAST I HAVE A JOB, AT LEAST I'M NOT A FAILURE. FUCK YOU NEET FAGGOTS, STOP MAKING MY JOB HARDER, I ALREADY LIVE IN A SHITTY APARTMENT THAT COSTS $1.2K A MONTH IN MY SHITTY CITY THAT I CAN BARELY AFFORD. FUCK YOU, GET OUTSIDE, GET A FUCKING JOB AND SEE HOW MUCH YOU LIKE IT YOU FUCKING USELESS CUNTS. WHAT HAVE YOU EVER DONE FOR ANYONE? ENJOY DYING ALONE IN YOUR PARENTS HOUSE AFTER THEY OFF THEMSELVES FOR RAISING SUCH A FUCKING FAILURE OF A CHILD.

wagecuck tears are delicious

The cost of a movie ticket is enough to cover 2 minimum wage numpties for an hour. Let them fucking clean it up.

At least we will die having done something in our lives, even if it's not that significant. It's better than you NEET faggots sitting your asses on a chair in front of a screen all day long, shitposting on Sup Forums. At least I go out and interact with people on a daily basis, when was the last time you even had a conversation with someone that wasn't your mother?

Whoops!

Looks like I accidentally made a little bit of a mess! Sorry about that, wagie!

Better get back to cleaning before the boss sees you slacking! I'd offer to help you out, but now that my literal 10/10 date and I have enjoyed our kino, we're going home so I can plow her all night. Have fun in there!

>that webm
the fuck is wrong with you

Don't get too mad you lose sleep. It's your tax dollars that pay for my lifestyle.

>Being proud of having to wipe up after complete strangers
I work in a theater, but come the fuck on dude. You aren't exactly socializing with the upper class here.

>not seeing that webm posted daily in evry webm thread

The fuck is wrong with (You)

>falling for bait

>mfw threads like these and the crab leg memes have influenced me to purposefully dump all my shit at the end and walk right out.

>people leave as soon as the credits start rolling
>they leave behind a bunch of free food
>after I've had my fill, toss the containers and leftovers on the floor because it's not even my trash to begin with

cool lifehack

>At least I go out and interact with people on a daily basis

Working min wage and saying Yes Massa! to the patrons is not considered interaction

Y'all do realize that theaters reuse the cups and tubs of popcorn that people leave on the ground right? It's like going to a restaurant and throwing away the plates and silverware when you're done

This.

what do u do?

what is your job

I would fucking strangle you

>a degree
an undergraduate degree means nothing, no matter the discipline. You aren't an "academic" nor talented if you hold one. No undergraduate degree means anything other than base level knowledge.

t.biochem phd student at umich

Clean it up.

No one take this bait, no place that serves food in the US will reuse anything that touches the floor kys faggot

I pretty much just buy popcorn at the cinema so I can throw it on the carpet and really grind it in with the sole of my shoe, laughing to myself that some minimum wage waste of air is going to have to spend time later clearing it up.

Makes it easier actually, because a vacuum will get crushed popcorn right up, but non-crushed won't get into the vacuum as easily and has to be swept, so thanks for actually making the job easier NEET :)

As the employer, let me recap OP's interview for a wagie position in my kinoplex:

>dressed unprofessionally
>unkempt facial hair
>wearing a hat
>on and off college for 10 years
>pre-engineering major
>1.4 gpa
>couldn't lift at least 30 lbs worth of weight
>no skills
>no experience
"I'm sorry, user. Just because you're "really interested in movies" doesn't mean you're qualified for this job in my kinoplex. You see that guy over there? His name is Robert, one of my best employees. Man makes $14.50 an hour in addition to whatever tips he makes. If I was married, I'd let him plow my wife while I watched. That boy can have whatever woman he wants. In fact, I already gave him your mother's phone number from your one listed referral. Don't even bother calling your mother to pick you up, Robert's shift is almost over. He'll drive you home and very likely make your mother happy again after dinner."

t. mad wagie

whats with the designated theatre shooter position?

t. mid 20s-something NEET faggot that's never had a job in their life. You couldn't even get a minimum wage job if you wanted to, kek.

t. Jordan

t. ex-mad wagie current NEET

Why would I, when I live a comfortable life on your tax dollars?

You're essentially my slave, wagie, and you don't even know it.

t. Tobias

t. Patrick

I must've struck a nerve.

No this is Robert. And your mum feels really good rn. Go bring some towels upstairs in 20 minutes, Jeremy. Posting on my phone btw

t. Gordon

You mean your parent's income is my "tax dollars," because you're not going to be getting government handouts unless you're genuinely disabled.

t. Francis

You mad, Garrett?

That's what people believe, hahahhahsh

t. William

haha fucking wage cucks getting all superior to minimum wagies

better go to bed soon don't want to be late for work tomorrow lol. glad those years getting a degree have paid off so you can work even harder tomorrow while I'm gonna sleep in and play on my PC you kindly paid for

>That's actually my name

2spooky, NSA is that you?

t. Joseph

I'm watching you ;)

Don't look out your window

>tfw used to defend wagies vigorously a couple years ago
>realised how fucking awful society is
>realised how much more fun it is to make fun of wagies

t. the word of a full time student with (zero)0 work experience

>implying my room has windows

This thread accomplished exactly what it was supposed to.

You little roaches are so simple to manipulate.

Manipulating wage slaves isn't really an accomplishment

I make it a point to leave as large of a mess as I can behind because those minimum wage fucks always stand there staring at me and tapping their toes while I'm trying to watch the after credits scene.

Weaver stance

FUCK THE GLOBALISTS

I'm going to make it my mission to soil every establishment that displays globalist propaganda to the masses.

Save liberty and freedom once spilt bucket of popcorn at a time.

>not finishing your food in the course of 2 hours
Are you ethiopian or something?

I faked my manipulation to trick you

fight the system brother

>literal 10/10
user, please.

>people leave a literally 2/3rds full popcorn box behind them
>Grab it and eat it on the way home

This isnt disgusting right? Or is it? It's just fucking fresh uneaten popcorn.

Anyone else do this?

You do know people spit into their leftover popcorn right? Back in college I peed into it on a dare and handed it off to some kid seeing shrek, almost died from laughter

I like to sit in the back row in a corner were I can take my shits undisturbed.

I shit in it sometimes, when I don't feel like walking to the toilet during the break.

My wife is sleeping. Next to me and now ive woken her up with my laughter ahahahahahahaha

I would paddle your ass red with an oar. You'd have a waddle for weeks.

lewd

>lifestyle