Mmm

mmm

>Wake up
>Go to stables to fuck my sister
>Accidentally fuck my horse instead
>It gives me a funny look
>Attempt to ejaculate
>Can't
>Fondle my testicles
>"Ah, I see your second didn't load your ball," I mutter, squeezing my left nut
>Put on my hat and long coat
>See pile of horse shit
>hmm
>"I have use for you."
>It's actually my sister
>"Hmm, a diamond for the widow."
>I place a small pebble on the pile of shit
>Hmm
>Use magic to turn two kegs of gunpowder invisible, carry them under my arms
>Everyone thinks I'm just walking like an idiot
>hmm quite

mmm

mmmhh... yes

so why'd he ditch his sister?

I mean he goes through all that trouble to get her back and then tells her to fuck off after some random hallucination?

That's a really good fresh meme.

would you fuck your sister if you got visions of your creepy dead mom when you tried to nut?

He gets creepy ass visions of his mom all the time. If he avoided everything that triggered those visions, he wouldn't walk down the street, or mumble, or stare autistically. But he does all of those.

is this show actually good? Every time I visit one of these threads it's filled with nothing but shitposting.

what show

>dangle the sweet fruit of incest in front of us
>she's only a half sister

His sister is just the closest thing to the creepy dead mom.

That's who he really wants to fuck.

it's strange but interesting. If you like a good depressed and fucked up period drama about revenge you'll probably like this

at least your sperm didnt turn to poison

what show

So does he actually fuck his sister or not?

She gets pumped and dumped.

yes

kino

It is, I just started watching it last week and while I almost dropped it out of boredom midway through the first episode, I stuck with it, and I'm glad I did. It's not perfect, but it's a great watch.

yes but his stepmom is the real cutie

I must have missed something in the first episode, how does he have so much money?

I thought his dad was bankrupt and that he was living in Africa with nogs.

stole some diamonds

mmm

Mmmm. I have a use for you.

>go to beach
>hot as fuck in my top hat and jacket
>even hotter when I light my fire on the foreshore
>I keep my face expressionless
> a child asks of I want to make a sandcastle
>tell him I am unfit to be around
>lifeguard comes over and tells me I can't have a fire
>blow sand in his face and say "I have a use for you"
>"find me a ship, mhmmmm"
>he leaves to search for my ship
>I sit back at the fire and chant with my dad
>some EIC soldiers show up and ask if I'm OK
>"mhmmm I'm always like this"
>I get up to walk away
>stick 2 beach balls under my arms to keep them out properly
>start humming my walking music
>get tased in back
>mhmm Nooka

mmm

What did Tom Hardy mean by this?

>stick 2 beach balls under my arms to keep them out properly
Kek. I like your numbers.

Fucking racist

be careful now user

mmmhm

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nootka