Never been married

>never been married
>no children
>promiscuous sex with models
>no Christian values

Where did everything go so wrong for him?

narcissism

also i've never understood how people can like this guy

he's the same in every role and he's boring as fuck irl

>he's boring as fuck irl
Oh, so you and Leo and best buddies huh?

>sex
lol he's gay

what do you think that one guy who is always with him and the women is for

Anally raped when he was a child actor.

why the shit would anybody want kids? good for him.

He's living the dream. No responsibilities, lots of money and sex. What's not to like?

No I just watch a lot of interviews with Leo

on second thought i shouldnt ask this question on this filthy board.

Then you don't know the real him. Don't pretend you do.

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His loose lifestyle is why he got fat, bloated, and weathered at only 35.

im sure he regrets every minute of it

begone, father of lies

I'm gonna try and live my life the way Leo does

Hows it going?

Well, I'm still virgin, but in time I'll make it.

I'm rooting for you, user!

Should make a baby with Rihanna but not marry her.

This has been rumored since titanic.

But, Charlie Sheen was rumored to """enjoy partying""", so anything is possible.

>he's the same in every role
You're going to tell me than Jack Dawson is the same as Hugh Glass?

The autists on this board. I swear.

he grew a beard and shit on him self, what an actor

Sounds pretty sweet to me.

>that guy who thinks one may only experience human life in one way (work, raise a family, retire, die)

That's the joke