Perfect Europe Thread

Perfect Europe Thread

i like it

It's not about borders, it's the people that matter.

germans in a union with anyone
>ever

why the fuck are us dutch with the fucking french, we're germanic.

you would rather fit with UK and France than with us

Explain again why we would want to be in a group with all those poor countries.

Anglos, French and Dutch together will not only rule the seven seas, you can ride the freaking milky way

i think his map was based on the people

As long as the British Monarchy still has a place at the head of the alliance, I'm fine with this.

Perfect Europe is every nation going on it's own separate way

explain to me why wealth should be a factor?

Looks good to me. But I think italy should be with the african union.

Don't try to drag us into your problems Hans.

Alright. We won't give you any money though. German money stays in Germany.

Throw Sweden out and take Federation of Baltic States in and you'll have the perfect Scandinavian union. Independent Scotland can come too.

>What are Hohenzollern and Habsburger monarchies
We were together for several centuries

Croats should belong to the core group, they are Catholic and putting them and Serbs in the same state is not really a good idea.

Before we got rich and they stayed poor.

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We will make them rich again, no fear
And they will help us to uncuck our state again

I guess by "we" you mean West-Germany as East-Germany was just as fucked up economically as other communist countries.

GERMANY
GERMANY NO

West Germans sure love paying extra taxes to help the east German economy.

Id be fine with this as Economic unions and then those unions trade with the other unions. Nothing as monstrous as the EU though.

Also, only one complaint and that Moldova is in the Slavic Union, it is acceptable to move them in with Romania except for Transnistria the Slavs can keep that shithole. Anything past the Dniester wasn't part of the historical Moldova so that's fine.

France probably because of the Benelux relationship with France, but England and the Low Countries go back to the times of Charlemagne - English's closest relative is Frisian, though it's a distant cousin.

If its about the people, putting croats, serbs bosnians, bulgarians and albanians in the same state is a very bad idea.

Put croats into corr, pit serbs into east slavs and its all good, there can be peace on the balkans

More like
>France, Italy, Belgium, Spain
>Germany, Netherlands, Austria
>UK, Portugal

so is UK dumbass, its abt the Atlantic
just sayin', dutchbro

>France, Italy, Belgium, Spain
Spaniards and most Italians don't want a union with you, the Iberian union or Mediterranean Alliance are way more logical due to cultural and historical realtions
>Germany, Netherlands, Austria
This could be a good alternative, no discussion
>UK, Portugal
Muh oldest ally, literally no significant cultural relation between both nations

>Put croats into corr, pit serbs into east slavs and its all good, there can be peace on the balkans
Nah, you belong together

Estonians have practically nothing in common with Lithuanians besides being occupied by the same foreign power for 50 years. Baltic federation is a meme, and Estonians would actually be the 4th largest ethnic group in it after Russians so it will never happen.

thank god we're not incorporated in Russia again as in lot of other versions of these maps

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Eesti and Suomi should form an union instead desu, I doubt the Finns want to be involved with scandi cuckery

>netherlands and belgium not formed together in the united provinces

I would rather be with the Germans then with the British or french

I'm frisian and that may be true but we also share a lot of ancestry with the Danes,norwegians and north germanics and our languages are more similar to those and the british then with the French language

They missed a spot in Switz.

Some day...

Good map for us, But include Greenland into the union and call it Nordic union and it will be absolutely perfect.

lol at balkan league, this area would be a warzone like middle east or eastern ukraine.

Will you stop with that damnable iberian union

>Scandinavian union
Isn't that just "Kalmar Union 2: Nordic Boogaloo"?

this one looks perfect

And you should be with the balkans

Pls take the entire peninsula so i get liberated by the Khanate aswell, Best regards Sven.

>share a lot of ancestry with Danes and Norwegians

It's called cuckolding

Throw Finland out and call it Ahmed union

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>Core Europe
>Completely forgets that Europa is a Greek word
Oh, the German arrogance never fails to amuse me.

>Balkan league
Oh boy i cant wait for another happening

What is with foreigners trying to put us under Germanic rule? Put Estonia & Finland together and give the shit balts to Slavs

Without Greece and Italy northern europe would still be mudhuts.

everything in order here

The name for Portugal with galicia would be Portugalicia (citizen would be portugalego).

Some say not the entire portugal, but only the north of portugal with galicia, since both share celtic roots. and are quite similar.
It's a very old idea.

From a cultural pov, we're way closer to Italy than Germany or UK.
Most of our culture is based on our common religion: catholic faith.
That's why Italy, Spain & France are more likely to run efficiently in the long run than an alliance with Germany or the UK.
You guys are cool neighbours to have, I'm sure we could work together a lot on scientific researches or military collaboration to protect our continent but I'm afraid we couldn't form an empire.

thank you germoney

Make fyrom half bulgarian half greek and its all fine. Fuck the balkan niggers.

hi adolf, how's weather?

egt grood nedland :DDD

>working with France

"no"

I like intermarum better. I wouldn't want to be separated from Transylvania or Voivodina even if they are in Romania or Serbia. Cultural ties run deep along the region. Hungary is equally distant from Germany and Macedonia.

Plus Croats and Bulgarians are total bros.

>everyone posting multicultural unions and new countries.

Other then Austria/Germany. None of this would work

10/10

Based Schwäger 4 the rescue.

Flanders in the Netherlands not only would work, it also needs to happen.

>austrian imperial flag
looks a hell of a lot like the old Iranian (persian) flag.

>core europe
>no blue banana
>slavs and mongols

k

we will recover eventually. we were on par with the west before communism, it will return to normal without EU gibs

The bigger the empire, the more degenerate it becomes, and the harder you'll feel the fall.
You should all adopt the Swiss model.

Find any fault with this.

Protip: You can't.

heaven on earth

invite carnolia for sea access

Nope, indeed perfect. Polder Power.

That's actually kind of decent.

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Not entirely, the Jutes were North Sea Germanic as well.

Hahahaha, what about no! Spain is fucking lucky their King and our first one were first cousins and ours had a thing for removing kebab otherwise we would have the whole Atlantic coast by now.

This would be acceptable as long as we reserved the privilege to remove southern kebab if they got uppity

Best possible europe coming through

Best Europe

Contries not colored are simply irrelevant

>LE NORDIC UNION MEME
please commit fucking suicide

Slovak here. We dont want to be in any country thas has German caliphate cucks in it. You Germans are disgrace of a men, degenerate inbreds that let your wifes be raped by muslim rats, your leader is an old women and you suck up to kikes and niggers. You have no real men in your country, just bunch of weak faggots that will be all soon turned to Islam. Count us in to East Slavic empire with our Russian brothers

>preferring the R*ssian roach over anything

t. born in 1997

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volksdeutsch from Posen detected

B-but Kalmarunionen...

What the SHIT is that Italy/Byzantium?

It's only us calling Byzantines that, they thought of themselves as Romans, it wouldn't make sense for there to be a Roman Empire at the same time as a Byzantine Empire.
Either make it all a huge Roman Empire or call it something else.
Why does the SPQR get parts of Iberia and France anyway?

That's great you fucking roach.

It's autistic.

>uniting the different people in the balkans in one country did not work
>do it again but 1000x worse

this is the most stupid map I have ever seen.

Indeed i can't

>Italy relevant
Kek, good one

I was born 1990, I generally prefer being with Slavs not just Russians. Being for now in Austria with rally multicultural community I have learned this.

Russians, Serbians, Croats, Bosnians and other Slavs are bros. Great sense of humor love to fight, love women, they hate; fags, liberals, US and all this degenerate western shit. Also people from countries liike Kazachstan are based, Mongolians, Taiwanese and Chinese are also ok.

I cant Albanians (Kosovo), Americans, Hungarians and generally muslims (Lebanese are not that bad) and blacks. Also lot of French and other western europeans are annoying as hell.

>No Bassarabia, Bukovina or Transnistria for Romania
>Allied with Turk lovers(Bosnia), mini turks(Albanians) and Catholiock slavs(Croatians)

At least no North Transylvania BS.

Well this is misleading at best.

>Austrian giving us the bankrupt part of Austria when there's barely any Slovenes left
Oh no you don't you cheeky cunt.

Thanks you Franz, sorry about 1914 :(

>Poland Stealing Muh Tranistria and Bucovina
>Good

REEEEEEE

Carniola has no sea access since, like, the 15th century lmao

Not Austrian, I am Slovak :)

Your color is grey/milk idiot

It's obvious that my Polish girlfriend matter, I was talking about Switzerland and niggers