Language degeneracy

Why are anglos unable to use their own language correctly? Every single day I have to read shit like "would of", "could of", "should of" and the like.
How do we stop this degeneracy?

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Well, I would of if I could of because I know I should of, but nah, fuck off cunt.

by killing all the germans

I think they may be typing it as it sounds. I'm sure all educated English speakers know its would've should've, and could've

Fuck off cunt win a world war faggot and then you can come back to talk shit

Free speech isn't grammatically correct

>How do we stop this degeneracy?
You can't stop anglo degeneracy. It's in their blood.

ken oath cunt, just this arvo I heard some yobbo havin a good ol yarn to this shiela, the two drongo's had fucken no sense about language, then I saw this bloke walk into the servo, I thought fucking fair dinkum aye, I reckon this bloke might have his wits about him, and before I could say ''good on ya cobber'' he starts dribbling shit.
makes ya fuckin sick.

If you were smart you would of not allowed 10 billion shitskin invaders into your country.

Look who's talking.

Pull a Vuk Karadžić

>win a WW
>defeated by birds

the only way to know if you a talk to a nigger if you a know how they talk they always be like think they know perfect english
fuckin niggers

Not everyone will have a complete grasp of their own language. Anyway, that's what happens when you have contractions.

>Hence why
>And plus

These two piss me off the most.

English language is degenerate by nature, since is promotes gender confusion. All that "xe" and other "preferred pronouns" stuff is only possible because English grammar encourages it.

no need to worry comrade, words will be invented in russian to ensure everyone is included. youre time will come

it burns me when people type out

"welp"

like, welp i guess i should do this ect blah blah

sometimes when speaking someone might use a little drama on the word "well" and it comes out sounding like "welp"

there is no, i mean 0 reason to type it out like that.

I think that's a silly thing to say. A language needs pronouns to differentiate things and it makes perfect sense to be able to express different things in a flexible way which would be hindered if words in a sentence were too tied to each other.

I can't stand "would of" but I personally hate it even more when grammar nazis insist that you can't say 'less' although it's just a stylistic choice.

>defeated by everyone

Do you even history ? Defeated the anglos, germans, arabs, once biggest superpower, never invaded except for WW2 because of incompetent nigger president

>would've
>would have

I of never heard have this before. What the fuck?

Wide fuck can you say "less?"

There is nothing more cuck than correcting a native English speaker's grammar.

I cringe every time one of you Eurocucks attempts to fit in.

Just burn yourselves.

You think what you read online is bad? You should hear the way people actually talk, especially in the American South. The one that gets to me the most is when people say "how much" when referencing a discrete variable or "how many" when referencing a continuous variable. Absolutely maddening. Example: "How much points does [football team] have?" This happens disturbingly often.

Adolf used to be a normal Nazi, after loosing the war he can now only be a grammer nazi.

Woulda, coulda, shoulda

I mostly agree with the infographic, but are they serious about saying "there are less cars in NY than in London"?

I have less cars than you? Fewer sounds way better in that sentence to me, and you will agree.

"there are less bikes"
1200 results (google)

"there are fewer bikes"
1200 results

Both forms are OK.

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Last words of a fool.

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Long shot here but do any Germans remember that comedy sketch where two lower-class guys go into a cafe to order some food and their German is terrible?

It's set up like a language lesson. They totally drop Der/Die/Das and just use 'de'.

I saw this a long time ago and can't remember what it was called.

Stop being an autist.

Language isn't static. Welp isn't a replacement of Well either.

You have the least fucking right to complain.

>removing u's
>airplane
>aluminum

Fuck off, its our language Abdullah. We'll do with it what we will.

EINMAL SWEI HALBE HAHN

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Danke my Turkish friend. Berlin, best kebabs in the world.

This is why I try and speak in French as much as I can. English is a fucking retarded language and I say that as a native speaker.

>language evolves
Sure but English is one of the only languages without an agency that specifically defines the rules and HOW IT CHANGES. English has literally no fucking rules that are set in stone.

why did i laugh hard at that pic?
>i am not a newfig

Yup, it's about grammar nazis who are wrong.

TPBP

>agency

why do you need a government body to tell you how to speak? Cant you make decisions for yourself you fucking faggot? My god i have never seen a more cucked post literally begging to serve under language laws

triggered

Stop being such a Pre Madonna.

>they're
>their
>there
>your
>you're
>than
>then

You should see how bad people are at speaking Swedish in Sweden. We write some words together, probably like what you do in German too. For some reason at least 50% of Swedes have huge troubles with this. The words get a completely different meaning if you write them together and apart. Like the word "black haired". If you write it together (like you should), it means "svarthårig/black-haired" but if you separate the words it means "svart, hårig/black, hairy". The rule is basically "if you say the word fast without a pause, it should be written together" but somehow people can't do it.

It always surprises me how on earth you can mix up the examples in your OP though, that's just retarded. Or "your/you're". It's not hard.

how do you use have and has i dunno how this shit works
do they has or do they have

>"svarthårig/black-haired"
interesting choice of example there, Sven.
are all people there black-haired and hairy now?

are you by any chance watching Tarzan?

They have.

If the subject of the sentence is singular and third person (if it can be replaced with he, she or it) then you use the -s form of a verb, otherwise you use the plain form.

NEVER
SHOULD
OF
COME
HERE

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That's just really sw*dish Ivan, just because you have a simplistic language with basically no grammars or cases. Basically sloppy monkey speak

Lithuanian have 14 cases while british,german, foroes and icelandic remain their 4. Some dialects still have dative pres here, but not in written form

This.

Language is verbal at its core. Writing is simply a transcription of sounds. Sadly in English there are multiple ways to transcribe each sound.

>why are middle and lower class people illiterate
GEE, I dunno Germbro, maybe it's because they're middle/lower class???

What triggers me is when people pronounce you're and your exactly the same. "Yoor" and "yore"

Also, people who have the cot/caught merger are retards. It's "caht" and "cawt," respectively.

>Have a mate who's studying English in Uni
>mfw everytime he types "would of" when we're talking about something
This shit is just giving me more reasons to become an English teacher.

I was under the assumption that "welp" was a Redditism.

Nah, people say it IRL

>would've should've, and could've
funny thing
Viltú, Skaltú,muntú

kek. at school we were taught that using the same in mordern nork (skarru,virru... skal du, vil du...) was foul.

It's not, it's been around lit thousands of years, used in poetry.

>they're - þeir eru
>their - þeir
>there - þar/þarna
>your - þinn
>you're - þú ert / ertú
>than - en
>then - þá

This is pretty ironic coming from a german, since most germans refuse to learn and speak english. They just dub everything and get offended when you ask them why they don't just learn english.

The example "nurse" isn't as funny. Because it only translate to "sjuksköterska/nurse" and "sjuk, sköterska/sick, caretaker".

That was great. Just woke up and that almost made my day already.

Do you know how easy it would be to cut off all of those cities and have a mass die off?

Niggers are kept on a short leash in the South. Yankees are just fucking stupid.