How does such a small and irrelevant country do so well?

How does such a small and irrelevant country do so well?

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Anglo influence

Look at how strategically placed it is to poach Brazilian and Argentinian talent

Good post

Cringe post

Its a Brazilian-Argentinian rape baby, of course its good at football

>city called "Thirty-three"

>losing to Treinta y Tres

>Frau 弁当

it's an Argentine province, what did you expect?

in all seriousness though, they were only good in the amateur era, besides their meme 2011 Copa America, they haven't been relevant for like 200 years so whatever.

>Las Piedras instead of Canelones
>No Trinidad
Treinta y Tres is a shity city

Obviously Schfifty Five is a much better city

Atlantis and his based eagle head is more comfy

What part of Uruguay are you from lads?

/Fray Bentos/ here

Is Uruguay a socialist shithole?

How many butthurt Argentine Piqueteros have you killed this week?

no

...

Lol

You mean only in football, right?

Because in economics and politics they are irrelevant, being a smalll country of barely 3.5 million.

>Fray Bentos
>Greatest corned beef factory in history
Ireland really like corned beef

yes, chile, you just speak your mind about how irrelevant we are now please go away with your soured soul of envy to another place.
Here take a candy and sweet your life a little.

it's one of those things where you have to compensate for a shitty name that your parents gave you. like boys named Elisha or Sydney. when your name is You're A Gay you have to be twice as tough as your average man.

It was good when it was made in Uruguay, nowadays it's done in the UK so it's absolute trash

Uruguay is a nice country

Tu madre :VV

why the image tho?

>pepe mujica

end yourself, bolche de mierda

DICTADOR

Reminder that Uruguay is a weeb country. It has a settlement called like this game.

sweeten :)

>Uruguay
>U R GAY
LOL

cause I knew it would trigger someone

lol, this is not even shitposting

viva la revolusion

They haven't been close to winning a WC in more than 60 years and their clubs have won shit in more than 20 years

They are overrated now, they used to be good when no one else cared about the sport

Fuck Gardel. Neptune es uruguaya.

Not socialist

They are the best country in Latin America when it comes to individual rights tho, the literal definition of being "liberal"

>Fray Bentos

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t.country without a title in almost 30 years.

>their clubs have won shit in more than 20 years
The only time in recent years where a club managed to keep most of it's players before the cup started was 2011 with Peñarol that reached the final. Every time a team has a good campaign they get all their players bought in the beginning of the year so the team that wins the league is never the one that plays the cup, just the leftovers of that.

It's hard to win something when Boca can come and pay 5 millions for your best player like it's nothing. We'd win it if we could keep players

Nice excuses negga

Friendly reminder that Gardel, Artigas and Natalia Oreiro are Argentine

You always cared and always lost to us. Reminder that it took you half a century to win something we've had since day 1 and you only did it because of a dictatorship, even 100 years later you still haven't reached us, only 2 check ours and see double of that

If we are overrated then Argentina is just outright trash, media smoke that was never a thing

Hey, this isn't about Argentina, it's about Uruguay

Don't get defensive, Tabaré

world cups before 1950 were a fucking joke and don't even make me start on those 2 extra stars

Fuck off, Spain has literally no history. You aren't in position to talk shit about Uruguay

>Spain

I know I was talking to my kid over there but I didn't say babies were allowed into the conversation

why Argentina and Uruguay hate so much?

If 33 uruguay wins the world cup

>Uruguayans named a city after the Chilean miners

le only won by refballing face
le hasn't won anything in like 25 years face

nice argument friend

>How does such a small and irrelevant country do so well?
At what?

>hasn't won anything in like 25 years face
We won an Olympic gold less than 10 years ago and the last South American U20

wow they must really like us
#RESPECT to our uruguayan brothers

Same reason why everyone hates Chile

>

Kek

>not even a WC podium in the last 67 years
>not even the grandparents of Uruguayans ITT remember that
kek
KEK
K-E-K

>youth titles
literally meaningless

>nothing and something is the same

>Fray Bentos
Wait, that's not just a pie company?

It's a paper mill company that poisons the Argentine rivers

Masonic bullshit, don't mind it

It's just banter

Did you know we're RIGHT NOW building THE BIGGEST pulp mill in the planet?

>tfw argies once came to protest in montevideo
>got beaten up by a mob of angry uruguayans

>lost today to the mighty Australia who's players are 2nd. Bundesliga benchwarmers
>doing well

what did he mean by this

because they have the best of brazil and argies, for being so small while having shores of sea, and the weed is legal, with us being they're biggest suppliers

Buying illegal weed is not legal

where do you think your steak comes from you silly goose

South Americans have the best banter between themselves ; why is this?

Most of it is British or Irish now though

it's like canada-usa or aus-nz but 10 countries instead of 2, 5 times more banter

Not much to do around these parts

I think im gonna visit Uruguay, guys
What should I do while there?

yeah, and that's good somehow?

the Finntards are trolling us and moving their pulp mills from their mainland to here cuz no matter how strict are the environmental laws they end up fucking everything up anyway, just look up how fucked up is the baltic sea

they bought our Fray Bentos(™) brand because it was synonym of quality
now probably is shitty steak with a fancy name

Viveza criolla you need to be able to come up with quick and witty answers as a little kid because others try to make fun of you with things like benito camela or mamá esta loca, also applies to other things like not wandering into favelas to get the feel of the third world or getting scammed by turks/jews into buying shit more expensive than it actually is

>Brazilian province
ftfy

Beach or hot springs I guess

Honestly ask some argie we tend not to visit our own country because it's cheaper to travel somewhere else. Tourists get benefits we don't have

>ur u guay

>they speak spanish
>with Argentine accent
>literally a spinoff of our flag
>Brazilian province
kek

>Rocha

POST ROCHAS

For me it's Florida, Uruguay.

wena nido

>he bought into the contamination meme

Jesus christ you do realize our current pulp mills do not contaminate and it's been proven several times over these past 10 years? the contamination in the river comes from Argentinian factories and old generation pulp mills that make their rivers into the simpsons level of contaminated.

Even their part of the River Plate is polluted.

>tfw will never be Uruguayan

the only thing you can do here is getting stoned to death on a sandy beach and with some luck bang an Argie chick on vacation (if you have lots of shekels that's easy business)

The cringe in these post, jesus fucking christ!
We are gonna be close to 70 years since their las World Cup, more than 30 years since their las Club title. And they will still try to save face.

>BUT MUH CAN NOT GET A TEAM TOGETHER
Right, like Paraguay and Ecuador have the money to do that easily right? but they have actually won something this century.

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Irrelevant. They were part of Brazil in 1822 which means they will always be Brazilian clay

Brazilians are much better I had a gaucha gf. Argentinians in Punta del Este are not hard to get they're just incredibly shitty people that are impossible to get along with.

if you are from the south you belong to us as well, my brother.

they were part of argentina for more than 200 years

You tried to claim it by force, you failed and momma Britain forced us both to make a deal.
Deal with it already.

Is it possible to hire Austro-Prussian mercenaries these days?

Fuck no
t. Pelotas

The closest thing would be Yugoslav war veterans from Croatia and Slovenia as hit-men.

mmm rochas

oh yes, come home white man.

rio grande is argentine clay

isn't your city full of argies during the summer?

and that's why Great Britain and the Falklands are my biggest allies

Paraguayans and Chileans that come here are hot as fuck too, since only pure castizas have the money needed to spend a summer here

Nah I’m good

The whole south is full of argies during the summer
Try going to Balneario Camboriu when it’s warm and it’s pretty much impossible to hear portuguese being spoken unless you’re in some of the private beaches, it’s actually kind of traumatizing

yeah right pepe

all was part of Paraguay, from there comes the "guay"

per capita lads

Just like niggers do well in basketball, when you are a kid and don't have much money, playing ball all day is your only option.