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despair edition

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OP pastebin:
pastebin.com/8MT3uBwG (embed)
Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

qtcrawler script (javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension) for the cheaters
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7 (inbeded with your qt)

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>that pic
so you are the turk that shitposts about white people.
No wonder you were defending the rapefugees in the previous thread.

Good evening lads))

you are right, its berkay

would have been me had i been sent that

Just got called non white by a Portuguese and I don't know what to say...

i am not, i am a completely different turk and my dick is about 13-14cm

le kill all wh*tes face

seriously not me.

also how does it feel even bergay can tap girls with his micro penis?

you just used that pic in another thread on Sup Forums that is up right now, while you shisposted about "wh*Tes", it is definitely you

>veronika

from norway ?

quite an achievement for a man with one testicle and tiny benis

well i dont particularly shit post about wh*Tes. i just do it time to time when the opportunity rises. but i am the same turk in the greek/italian thread albeit i am not bergay.

nice catch though, not bad, not bad.

also a fatso. some women are clearly hopeless.

i lost so much weight past 1 year feels so good man. i sometimes catch girls checking on me while walking around, waiting etc.

>I do the exact things he does
>but I am not him
nice try but I am not buying it

do you really think there is one (1) turk that shit posts wh*Te? there are several of us. i never really make threads and do BLACK stuff though, i just use it rarely when the opportunity rises as i said.

but sure, believe in whatever you want to believe.

are they checking on your tiny benis :DD

archive.is/NAVQp

14 cm is average in turkey idk about tiny part.

Hhhnnnngg

>stracciatella
D R O P H E R

>not liking stracciatella
Paki detected

i cannot, CANNOT, talk with girls using emoticons or smiley faces. because of this girls think i am super serious grown up adult.

>vanilla

Really ? That's your favorite ?

Man fruit ones are the best, like orange, kiwi, mango, cherry.

And with alcohol of course.

xth for qt European bf when

>liking stracciatella
Turk roach detected

>not listing lemon
For shame

Well chocolate is my favorite. I'm not a fan of fruit desserts. She just asked vanilla because I told her earlier I was gonna eat vanilla ice cream after she just told me about how clean she feels from her evening before-bed shower

lemon too.

Too many fruits to name lad, but you get the idea of what I was saying

oh you're so vanilla lad :)

>he gets excited thinking of showers
No wonder she thinks you're vanilla

mean

you made it too easy lad.

youtube.com/watch?v=awe1s11Ek1c

>sex in shower isnt exciting
>idea of touching a clean soft nice smelling woman isnt exciting

At least your country doesn't have the image of "stone cold, iron-faced soldiers with no words for smile or humour". Everytime I tell a cutie I love minipigs, they think I'm joking

>they think I'm joking
They probably think you're a nonce desu

>Everytime I tell a cutie I love minipigs, they think I'm joking
pls tell me you are joking.

Sounds fair; I should have went to agricultural university to be pig breeder instead of being true to my germanic roots and going for a mba in finance

I'm afraid i'm not
/vanmator

The post of the post was she was implying that she likes me we'd move very fast if we were together..

i d like to visit your profile but i have my face on mine, i dont want to get exposed.

When were you in Xi'an?

>idea of touching a woman

ewwwwwwwwwww, why

we were just making fun lad

I prefer them roasted on open fire.

Just make some indian guy called Mohammed Ali Rakeesh and take the picture of some poor paki; that's what I do when I don't want my face to be seen

February 2015; it was a spontaneous detour on a trip from Beijing -> Harbin to visit the ice festival

i like it.

i believe you hans, its a bit late here and i am too lazy to open up a new acc.

Just a bit of banter Macchi chill out

I'm chill

I always kinda adapt to the other person.
If she uses a lot of emojis I use quite a bit too, but normally I use none or very few.
Pic related, an emoji obsessed girl I know.

I was in that thread too
>tfw you realise Sup Forums is just 40 people with different identities
I think i saw macchi on /fa/ once also

Only girls I've talked to that used way too many emojis or emoticons were German girls. Still talk to the one and she uses way too many and makes words way longer with unnecessary amounts of extra letters.

turkish girls use shit ton of emoticons too.

kek jazzman, you're me

Also
Who is the guy that asked about the Chink that married a Lithuanian from interpals?

Well yeah that's what he said.

When are you going to meet your IP qts IRL?

This Russian girl is a butterface. Her face is like 4-6/10.

Her body is that of an angel. Holy fucking shit. I came so hard when I fapped

all that once ? Now that would be a meeting.

Probably end up dead before it though.

bost brofile

/Viperous_angel

I meant yours desu senpai
I just see you around here all the time

He won't because he's better then all of us.. :/

Is she picture related?

More like for being an autistic paranoid asshole that has trust issues.

She's not THAT ugly. And her body is absolutely astounding. I thought I really liked her ass. But I saw her tits too, and now I can't make up my mind which I like more

wow what a faggot lmao

he posted her
also are you the Egyptian?

wow trust issues? did your father left you all alone or what?

ah nvm, the Serbia posted a girl, not the bong

cmon bby you can trust me

Same
Yeah. Who are you?

czech 'em

I'm an old friend

Dude. I have 37 culture Pals on my friends list. why be so paranoid??

thread fame makes paranoid

No...

Not all trust issues stem from mom/dad.

For me it was those machine games that you're supposed to play and win for a reward, but you can't win it's designed that you can't.

Haven't trusted anybody since.

And for the other two, maybe one day lads :)

wait you have trust issues because of gambling? what kind of nonsense is this.

no worries, I'm paranoid too
frikin 4chingchings invading you as soon as you post profile

Seriously dude, you need to work on understanding humour.

People told me I have a weird sense of humour, but I think this was pretty clearly a joke.

yay there's 3 of us here then, you, and me

it wasn't clear to me either
such sarcasm doesn't work online

So isn't the crazy Egyptian who pretended to be Mona and aids-chan or w/e?

So, you'll get a ton of qts who want to be your slaves. But you won't friend us, your fellow culture Pals who you hang out with every night?

wow.. :(

I have issues making it work in real life too, not just online tbqh

and yes i think

Don't be sad user.

we're all friends here behind our flags :3

Post brofile pls

You've seen mine!!

what the fuck do you respond when someone asks you 'how are you' without being even more boring?

youtube.com/watch?v=XT-040Upcdo

will keep u faggots updated with my bodybuilding.

>I'm a bit tired since I just got back from the gym, what'd you do today?

I actually did go back from the gym today, kek.

They're all a bunch of chickens :^)

post profile, I'm a qt grill

Post. Nobody's going to steal your 4-6/10, we're just curious.

>less than 2000 online
this is the first time I've ever seen that. its tumbling down lads

Of which 866 are women and this includes jailbait to old as shit women

Everyone's moving on mobile apps would be my guess

is that spain girl scripting?

>tfw you love your qt
lads this is wonderful

but arent these mobile apps strictly for learning a new language? I just want penpals or friends

post her

what cunt is she from

The one who was OP image a few days ago?

We need enterprising culturepals to write mobile apps for Interpals that aren't shit so we can save this website

one that borders mine and it's first world
not going to disclose more details than this

Yeah dude, as long as you have girls and guys on the same thing, they're going to try to get each other naked.

Doesn't matter what it is.

I'm from USA do you really think I'm going to steal her

Are you going to meet her?

that is really small...

nah, she just made the profile today

Link profile

/Lachant
she's gotten a shit ton of comments in just 8 hours

still, don't want anyone here to fuck me over

I hope so, we're both a bit busy but the two of us really want it. It's all a matter of planning.
I have a really good feeling about this one guys. I may sound stupid to some of you but I am not love drunk. I feel as if I can really trust her.