PERU VS NEW ZEALAND

PERU VS NEW ZEALAND

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it's literally 23 hours away you COCKsucker

"PRE GAME" thread. Can't you read, Mohamed?

What the fuck are you doing

your mum ha

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>El ANO.

>elANO

your post made me realize that we're approaching

Tbh, I’m afraid Peru is going to choke. We Peruvians are notorious for choking at the last moment, I mean ffs our last match with New Zealand we tied 0-0. All cause of that fucking wannabe argie journalist that snitched about Guerreros doping results.

These kiwi nigs will park the bus all game long and win in penalties.

Holy shit this, I wouldn’t be surprised if it ends up like this.

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Tbh though I kinda feel bad for the guy who snitched about Guerrero. If we end up not going to wc cause of this I wouldn’t be shocked if someone hires a sicario to kill him.

the straya v murderers match is on first in about 4 and a half bongs lad

BASED!

we gon lose m8s
how do I cope with the imminent civil war?

Based kiwi brus.

How would the country react if they lose? Will there be riots? Will Manrique be murdered?

Move to NZ. It's nicer and we're really good at soccer.

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Fuck bros, if we lose I'm gonna end it all ;_;

I love both Peru and New Zealand, choosing between one of them is literally impossible.

Fuck this sport, I want nobody to lose (except for Chile, Netherlands and the US)

is NZ better than us at soccer?

Peru will do their best!

But so will New Zealand and fucking DESTROY them. FUCK PERU JUSTICE FOR CHILE

peru caca

1st Manrique does
Then we riot like its Carnaval time

MESTIZAJE MALIGNO

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>pepoo vs poo peeland

I can't wait for the 42 team scheme WC

Anymore Peruvian Diaspora in here?
Lima reporting in

GO PERU

welcome NZ tomorrow its the "P" day

tomorrow its not on a small field

THIS IS PERU

literally never heard of peru before

Peru will not only win this but also win the world cup and become the true heirs of the aryan master race, check my digits

Every day is "P" day in Manurewa m8.

for me, its Peru

Riots are gonna be brutal. Manrique is probably gonna be lynched and burned at a stake.

I intend to move to NZ or Straya in two years. I'm sick of this place.

>australian education

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Peru? More like PerWho!

Fuck Peru and fuck peruANOS.

""""""""""""""cuckland"""""""""""""

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I like the cut of yer jib laddie

Saved to my septic banter folder lads.

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Lol mono irrelevante

>Tomorrow
It's today mate. Check your calendar

a la mierda que son feos los perucas eh

It's tomorrow you fucking meathead.

Still whiter than you mokele

>full
My city has more than twice the population of your country. You're empty :^)

>people still forcing this meme
yeah, no, you're not.

Why can't you beat us at soccer then.

Cause Gareca fucked up the strategy (as he has done often), the players were nervous as fuck, they were mind fucked because of our missing Paolo; Corzo, Cueva, and Yotún played like shit, and what has that got to do with my country's population?

really hoping nz wins and boasts about how they don't even care about this sport

11 defensive players on a small field

nobody in their entire confederation cares about football, that's why they are so bad and don't have a single spot for the WC finals and have to play interconfeds playoffs with the 5th southamerican team instead.

>Objective facts are now boasts

Will Perú try their best?

Will Perú is an actor m8

Obviously a much, much larger player base, domestic competition and development system would lend itself to a much, much stronger national team. Dumb shit.

yes that's good, do >that a lot if you win

I don't understand, who are you traying to trigger?
nobody will care about it.

Oh yes, what a great explanation.
>much larger player base
Uruguay has less people than you and play way better than us generally
>domestic competition
Jesus Christ, not only are you retarded, but also completely ignorant
>development system
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hmm so there's extremely dumb people like you also in NZ. What a bummer.

I know people that went to NZ just to watch the game lmao

So, wait, your country is just total garbage? Thanks for clarifying.

Fucking Kiwi niggers need to fuck off and go back to >rugby. That cringe samoan dance was so autistic.

*does a haka*

Imagine being an amerifat and STILL posting about a tournament you failed to qualify for.

Anda a cazar una paloma, gallina.

for me its peru. new zealanders are faggots

Dont bully us too hard when we lose

>lives in a dump
>is a filthy animal

Back to your dump you filthy animal

filthy animal

samefag

>faggots
Wait your mum's a dude?

Fuck NZ and fuck All White people

Is he starting?

This thread sucks.
Are gato!

Yes, he is looking forward to smash the patriarchy

kek

Its just a game m8, why get upset?
I bet you've never even met a NZer.
Or a white person.

He really looks like a lesbian

>These are doubles
>And this is know as doubles that have ascended past doubles

Just a reminder that Gareca touched a wife, NZ is screw.

Perú needs to win. F*ck Poo Peeland and their ugly duck bird hybrid.

Based Nairo

you know that ducks are birds though, right?

well now i know

not always, like mexico

>Gareca touched a wife
I think that's just an excuse to cuck random people

We are literally the good guys in all of this.

>doesnt appear in most maps
>the good guys

>australia's sidekick
>the good guys

>stole pavlova from us
>the good guys

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Tengan buena suerte Peruanos!

LMAO it's true, not even their own government can be bothered to include them on a map

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