Did you like it?

Did you like it?

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remember the original alien!?

SUPPER SCENE SUPPER SCENE

CHOOOKIIINGGG

also gay couple and 2 interracial couples in same time, yeah fuck off

o and white couple? rude and drunk. what a surprise, fuck white people am i right :^)

>shaky cam for every shot
>wodden dialogue
>orange and teal color palette

Garbage from the getgo.

BIG

Will Danny McBride and James Franco fuck in this film?
Will there be a cameo of Seth? ahu hu hu hu hu

>that qt choking

Post tits.

I'll always enjoy seeing Sup Forums get triggered by this stuff. A true joy each and every time.

>only one taking it seriously is Franco
>Fassbender looks like he aged 15 years

>GAY WHITE COUPLE
>INTERRACIAL COUPLES

I don't like things.

goddamn you are some triggered motherfuckers

this movie is going to be bad

the wrong brother died

>Covenant
>Last Supper
Let me guess, the twist is that Jesus was alyyyum

shitty writing, shitty acting, shitty camera work, mis-cast, fucking plug for frozen pizza, sure it's gonna rock and the studio isn't just cashing-in on the "Alien" brand name at this point, they obviously LOVE the source material and established universe

(Michael go find something else to be tied to and not this degenerating garbage)

I didn't know there were trailers out for this already
>James Franco is the captain
>DUDE THE FATASS FROM FRANCO'S STONER FLICKS LMAO
>BLACKED not once but twice
>FAGGED
>remember the old movie ;) ;)
>current day weapons
>autism mode Fassbender

And yet the main star is white. Fuck off with your reverse sensitivity snowflake bullshit, it's pathetic. It's 2017, couples like these are common, depicting it in a movie just makes it accurate, get over it.

No. James Franco will be the first to die and die pretty early on. McBride will stick around for a while but he'll be fine.

>good looking black guy in space

what do you think is gonna happen?

OF COURSE

>Basement dweller with no friends thinks this is shitty acting
Looks like a weekend hangout to me. The cast shows some pretty cool chemistry here.

>UPPER SCENE SUPPER SCENE

tfw Ridley Scott is gonna win best comedy again for 2017

Ye, that was pretty comfy, and I like the aesthetic.
>what are references?

>it's 2017

DUDE SO IT'S LIKE THE OLD MOVIE BUT NOT REALLY LMAO

I am unhyped. There's nothing different or interesting about this for me.

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>go to the Sup Forums thread about it
>people getting mad that an Alien movie has a female lead protagonist

My fucking sides are splitting.

Not an argument, Satan.

>it's the current year

Why is a gay couple there if they are supposed to colonize?

hurr totally not bait to create discussion and make poltards look dumb

Did I like it?

I'm just now realizing that this wasn't a scene from the movie.

Who is the female protagonist supposed to be?

That was alluded to in Prometheus. I doubt they'll flat out say it.

This thread is pure 100% undiluted Sup Forums

>Sup Forumsposting
>undiluted rage over minute details
>/r9k/fags
>le everything is shit meme

Is Sup Forums the new containment board?

t. tourist

AAAA WHY DOES HE MAKES THE SAME MOVIE FOR THE THIRD TIME? WHATS WITH ALL THAT CHESSY DIALOG AND IMAGERY? IS THERE A MEANING BEHIND ALL THIS CHARADE OR DID RIDLEY WENT BANANAS WITH AGE?

>orange and teal
>homosexuals on a colonization mission
>shiny future tech instead of blocky, analog, ugly industrial tech


Eewww

>i just learned/remembered the word undiluted so i need to use it twice in rapid succession

member prometheus?
member david?
member xenomorphs?
member giger?

It really is lol. Media is so prevalent in our lives that people from all walks come to this board and shitpost about what they're used to shitposting about. Sup Forumstards getting mad at every nonwhite character on screen. Sup Forums babbies thinking their opinions mean anything. random people just coming here to laugh at shitposts and facilitate them.

I liked Prometheus.

>nigger colonizator LMAO
>the cutest girl is BLACKED
>most masculine white guys are faggots
>frozen pizza commercial
>Fassbender on his way to JUST
>remember that supper scene?
>remember that chestburst scene?
>we also have retarded cameraman

You're going to love this one.

I hope so, I am looking forward to it.

Name 5 movies with interracial cast where black girl gets BLEACHED.

but can we discuss the bonus situation?

Don't forget to turn your brain off and just enjoy the ride.

There's literally no character who could even discuss the bonus situation.

I can enjoy unsophisticated movies, music, books or Sup Forums posts without "turning my brain off".
Similarly, I can enjoy a fast food burger the same way I enjoy a gourmet dinner, without turning my tongue off or whatever.

wtf happened to Fassbender?

I'm sure they'll mention the female crew members make the same as the men

Can you enjoy just eating shit then? Or where you draw that line.

I enjoy good unsophisticated movies, the same way I enjoy good fast food.
I don't enjoy bad fast food, or bad pop music, or bad art school films, or bad anything.
Shit is bad food. I can enjoy unsophisticated good food, and so should you.

>I enjoy good unsophisticated movies
Wow, stop the troll right there dude!

it was well done

it was well done desu

you faggots are being total autists

>A: Captain, why so many women on board?
>B: Whats that, A? Can't handle a strong woman?
>*cheers from background crew members*
>A: Just saying, there's usually less
>C: Our budget was low, so we got more women to get a cheaper crew.
>*grumbles from background crew members*
>B: Thats bullshit, yo. How much are you paid?
>A: I am paid this much,
>B: AW HELL NAW, I want that much as well.
>C: I don't make the rules, complain to the suit guys
>B: When we come back home I will start a revolution of the proletariat to cease the means to of production and fix this injustice!
>*crew cheers*
>*moment of silence for the viewer to reflect*
>*pizzahut product placement as camera pans away*

>buffed homosexual white men
>blacked cutie
>le suspicious android
>that hawaii statue
>member that supper?
>member that chestbursting scene?
>frozen pizza product placement
>stupid cheap slasher shower scene
>more than half of crew die in the first trailer
>meme Franko
>handy camera
>COVENANT
>MISSION
>SACRIFICE
This is going to be a big flop.

>Spreading AIDS across the universe

Humanity deserves to be Xenomorphed

>wooden acting
>clunky exposition
>weird camera work

It's Prometheus all over again. And it looks like Fassbender will be the only good thing about it....again.

This kills the Ridley Scott.

this prolog was directed by Ridley's son

>shitty camera work
Yeah what's up with the shaky cam? I hate when they do shaky cam during talking dialogue like this

He lost his mind

>All those black people
>All that slavery
>Have to bang a black girl just to get yourself together

Fassbender when sober

Should have kept the Lawrence of Arabia hair on Fassbender desu.

Fassbender when drunk

You mean his Aryan hair style?

Fassbender is on his way to JUST

There are two Davids in the movie.

>Once upon a time I dreamed of a perfect calm world. But now all I see is decay and fear.

Will they talk about the bonus situation in this one?

>"You don't get to bring infected humans"
>"They work for the man in the sky"
>"G.O.D.?"

no because it makes the woman very angry when it is brought up
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>Bringing up the bonus situation while Ripley is discussing plans on how to kill the Alien
Based Parker

youtube.com/watch?v=3HETCHl1npc

>blocks your path

>things that never happened.

>Ridley's wife's son
FTFY

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I think this franchise is heading in the wrong direction.

>the cutest girl is BLACK
fixed

>It's a kids from Sup Forums get triggered by every little thing they see on the internet episode

Fuck, he looks so much like O'Toole in that picture, it's uncanny.

LoA remake with Fassbender when?

>WHAT IF WHAT IF ALIENS HAVE THEIR OWN SORTS OF WEED...
>DUDE... WE NEED TO COLONIZE THE PLANET

He's too old already.

Also, you can see that David actually has LONG blonde hair in the other trailer coming out under the engineer cloak he's wearing.

no, it was a meme progule taylor made for reddit

Didn't David die or something? It's been a while since I watched Prometheus, and I thought the Android in this movie is supposed to be Walter, a completely different character.

>interacial couples
>common
pick one

yeah, they made more than one

The thread got deleted, else I'd link to it.
People were complaining that there are gays, female protags and christian imagery in an Alien movie.

Well, she's not the cutest definitely. But suprisingly nice as for a nig.

There's two androids. David survived and started experimenting on people(probably started with shaw)

the big twists are going to be that the black Xenomorph was designed by David and not the engineers and he'll switch places with Walter at the end of the movie.

I speculate that either in this or the next movie, david will use the 2000 colonists on the covenant to make the eggs inside the Juggernaught in 'Alien', then either himself or somebody else crashlands it on LV426 to thwart his plan of fucking over humanity or something

15% of new marriages in 2010, and climbing. I know you kids aren't very good at math but try harder.

>BLACKED
Why is it always nigger and white woman?

>everyone not realising this was directed by his brother and is just a promo

>tfw most of them are latinas and FUCKING WHITE MALES