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Is that Barnaby Joyce in the background?

2nd for Pauline breaking down, her party falling apart and some new retard will step forward to take the Clive/Hanson retard vote, hopefully Barnaby

3rd for Bob Katter, speaker of the house

>Pauline demands a federal ICAC to get back at Abbott and all his mates for sending her to gaol
Shit storm will be epic.

Bill's wife's daughter would get the D to be quite honest family

First for Paul Keating savior of Australia during the GFC by not pegging our currency to the shit currencies that went tits up

>tfw living with a bunch of girls
>they keep doing retarded girl shit
>keep bringing more junk into the house
>i have to live in filth because they never clean anything
>have retarded conversations in front of me when im trying to shitpost

women are fucking awful

Deryn Hinch would like a word with you, sicko.

One Nation is surprisingly similar to the Liberals under Abbott.

What did he mean by this?

7th for Malcolm Turnbull needs to fuck off

reported

from what ive read Hinch would be first in line

>le closeted pedo man

fuck them all

They are his wife's kids m8, Cuck Shorten only scored that wife through power deals, she's basically his escort and probably shagging the whole cabinet

Surprise surprise, if you form a loose coalition you have to make compromises. Outside of that forced compromise Labor is very clearly right wing.

>it's sick to want to breed with a fertile woman
>it's not sick to be a homosexual who takes 20 different dicks in his ass a night

not one of them is above 5/10

Alright boys. I am posting one of my rares for this one.

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3 one nation seats one ayy lmao greens got cucked hard

welcome to """""progressive""""" politics, user

at least do it to assert your dominance then.

who ready for fat butt sluts tears over one nation on qanda

One of those would lead to increased white birth rates, strengthening the family unit and going a way to re-establishing gender roles, and is therefore oppressive.

The other is "love" and therefore progressive.

I wonder who i behind this development

don't live with women you aren't sticking your dick in

Just keep your shit clean and tidy up after yourself, leave the slags to wallow about in their own filth.

God, can;t wait to see smug shit PH on Q&A

>Voted for the party lead by a Sri Lankan boat person
Top fucking keks, bazza.

The Greens were always going to get wrecked at any DD. They'll recover at the next election, since the half at a time stuff magnifies the effect of their vote.

yeah this is pretty much what im doing. im wondering how long it will be before they crack and actually start doing some cleaning.

Based Bernardi

Danny Nalliah is literally the only candidate that wants to keep Australia white. He is infatuated with Aussie culture and a zealot on the side. He wants muslims the fuck out, he has even worked as an undercover missionary in Saudi Arabia and resurected a girl with meme magic.

He is our guy.

kek

It is time for him to become party leader. Malcolm must go.

>tfw 11% labor safe seat
>tfw no pollies ever bother coming here because it's so safe and they don't need to do any pandering like the townsville stadium
>despite the fact our electorate has huge issues with education, job and crime rates

fucking hell
who /gong/

Some Russian faggot rules are desperately needed.

Not /gong/, but I know that safe seat feel.

THIS IS WHY WE NEED FUCKING MMP LIKE FUCKING NEW ZEALAND, FUCK

who /indi/ here?

There are other people from Indi on pol?

>indi elects an independent
was the name intentional?

Last Crusade was the best one.

nationals almost lost their seat here in cowper

so i kinda know that feel especially with the shitty jobs

Girls are the most disgusting roommates to live with, and it's almost impossible to get them to reasonably do housework because they would rather talk about divvying up who cleans what instead of actually just doing it. It's depressing being gone for a week and coming back to a disaster house. And then if I would start to clean up anything the girls would sniff out any passive aggressive behavior rather than help out.

Everyone I know who has gone through this does this. Every girl's house I've slept over at does this.

Tfw live in the Soviet Socialist Republic of Canberra. Tfw no chance of anything other than Labour or Greens.

Feels bad man....

yeah boiz

Is this the QANDA thread?

no check the catalog cunt

Someone from the conservative right of the party at least... and he'd be a strongly considerable contender for the job.

sorry cunt

that's

wonder if malcolm will make it. I met him once, kinda like him desu.

any perth cunts round

Come over the border to Queanbeyan m8, we swing like a drunken irishman.

AUSTRALIA NEEDS BERNARDI!

aus/pol/ meetup when?

reporting in. mfw safe Julie Bishop led liberal heartland seat

cosy as fuck, desu, having stable government and affluent electorate.

How're the drugs in Wang?

Too right m8, he's the leader that the Libs and we need.

same electorate desu

voted laybah but

who /uniofmelbourne/ here?

>How're the drugs in Wang?
I'm hard for six hours straight when I take one m8.

>vote labor in a ridiculously safe liberal seat
>vote gets ignored
How does it feel being cucked by the electoral system?

Graduated the year before last, senpai. Living in Sydney right now.

couldnt give a fuck lol

the gc goes the fuck off ay

what did ya study fa m

Bill Shoten has a prettier wife and much prettier daughters than Turnbull, despite being a very lowly specimen himself. Why?

Computing & Software Systems. It was okay, I guess.

> muh torrentz

That's the daughter of the governor-general during the Rudd-Gillar-Rudd years, Shorten who was basically pulling the strings at the time hooked up with the governor-general's daughter in 2008, then he becomes the next leader.

Something jewwy has been going on with that god-awful party for a long time now.

G O O D N I G H T S W E E T P R I N C E

Swinburne :'( (netsec and netdesign)

voted him 1 in the senate desu

Then why do you morons keep voting in the same party? You only have yourselves to blame.

Feels good being marginal seat master race. Who else here /lindsay/?

The fuck?

Swinburne is probably the best uni in Victoria for science/tech at the moment.

Goodnight Ricky. You were a top lad.

I feel bad for the guy, he genuinely thought that he was liked/noticed by the victorian public. He even tried to capitalise on that by using his own face as the party's logo on the paper.

How embarassing that Lambie got huge votes and this poor fella went PUP-mode.

I just refused to vote. Then I moved to a marginal seat instead.

Voted him number 1 in the senate

>He only got half a term
It's not fair

Except I DON'T vote for that party. But my vote doesn't matter because the majority still do.

F

Okay so I'm not sure what my woman voted, but I think she voted Labour/anyone that didn't have the word "liberal" or "christian" in it.

Is she still fuckable?

>christian
>fuckable

pick one

kill her

kill yourself

These claim to be 7 minutes old
abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/

There's still no majority and only 75% counted?

there was someone on here the other day claiming to be an insider, who said the software for the senate count shit the bed and that's what's holding everything up.

If he kills her, then who will do the ironing?

You fucking mong. China was still producing and they needed coal. Keating didn't do shit.

How the fuck did Jacqui Lambie manage to get 8%? Thought Tasmanians hated her

>Thought Tasmanians hated her
Only 92% of them.

50% of Taswegians hate her. Their other heads apparently love her, though.

>It's depressing being gone for a week and coming back to a disaster house
This

I clean up all the time, leave for a few days and it's just gone back to shit

Tell them to pull their weight or you'll load their food with laxatives

actually seems like a top bloke and I'd prefer to execute petrol heads if I had my way.

Bad idea. Don't even mention weight.