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/hoc/
hey finland, what is sucking a benis like?
lmaoing my ass off at the pongs
why don't more stadiums have cool stuff like this?
pretty hot
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>this is considered "cool" at sporting events in america
you guys give more fucks about halftime shows than the game itself. pathetic
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Are we 2 danes now? the fk?
Who do you support?
just shitposting, i don't follow hockey.
my apologies
Start
Barkov is unironically winning Selke
/hoc/ on suicide watch!
>/hoc/ on suicide watch
Why? Russians are the good guys
>cans
Welcome to /hoc/ where you can do both things at once. I'll give you a freebie to get going
>rags
Don't worry. You don't have to actually watch hockey to post in /hoc/. Some of us just pretend we do.
The 10th highest scoring finnish city in NHL history is Valkeakoskiat 427 points
Hmmmm
>Brent Sutter GP: 1111
Couldn't get anymore perfect
Guy had class.
Also, reminder that Darryl Sutter is the Kings former coach, who lead them to the cup
Why are Canadians so inbred?
Why are Canadians so ugly
Why are Canadians so unintelligent
>crosbitch
>letangshit
>this is the pride of finland
Canadian girls nationwide are pleasuring themselves to the thought of pulju's tongue
1.Pittsburgh
2.Rangers
3.Washington
4.Tampa bay
5.Carolina
6.Boston
7. Toronto
8. Buffalo
1.Detroit
2.Nashville
3.Chicago
4.Vancouver
5.Calgary
6.Sanjose
7.Anahiem
8.Kings
Thoughts?
Fix the anahiem typo or i will literally scream
>rags
>ruins
>buffalel
>maple keks
0/10
>detroit
>west
stupid smelly mongol
The typo's been there for years, why change it now
They said it was the riskiest decision a hockey player ever made. To win a cup, though, you have to put it all on the line. I decided to purposely not score in the first two series just to throw off the teams in the finals. I had been a star name but, after purposely not scoring goals, people forgot about me. It was understandable- with superstars like Brad Richards and Brian Boyle, the Rangers were obviously talented enough to overcome teams from the butthole known as Pennsylvania.
I unleashed my fury against the Montreal Canadiens, scoring 4 goals in a four game sweep. I then put the team on my back in the finals, scoring 3 power play goals in the first game. Sadly, the excitement of a power play hat trick killed legendary announcer, Sam Rosen, who screamed until his heart exploded inside his chest. We ended up beating Anaheim in 5 games.
It wouldn't have been possible... the goals, the Cup win, the bitches... if I hadn't become the Secret Weapon by not scoring in those first two series. That decision made my career.
-Rick Nash, reflecting on his career in 2048.
And it makes me equally angry every time its posted.
>team scores 8 goals
>0 points and a +0
team player
wasnt this team suppose to be ELITE?
Literally who can stop us
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I don't get it
I don't know if people falling for the five year old bait are baiting as well
for every few baitposts there is there is typically one reply by a newfag
>still uses the term "newfag"
Fucking new... guy
> still
> new
fuckin leafs
Are the Pongs elite?
I'm interested to see >my team play them tomorrow
>fuckin
>leafs
Fucking introductory homosexuals
> he just says things
>Are the Pongs elite?
yes*
>2 wins out of 20
That’s a .100 winning percentage good fucking lord
the nfl has a team with .000%
Out of 9 games my friend this is hockey an 82 game season
They also track stats completely differently so it's not even hard to get a .000% or even a perfect season, which is probably never going to happen in hockey.
That’s not why it’s easy, it’s easy because it’s a short schedule
don't you fucking disrespect Jesse you heretic
>16 games
>100 yard field
>ten yard end zone
>12 players
>4 Downs
>only 50 superbowls
>1400 hours of commercials
NFL is boring trash.
CFL is where it's at.
forgot:
>racist players and owners kneeling and throwing the Black Power sign
I hope NFL dies and CFL flourishes
the yotes have barely played twice as many and have 2 wins
the >browns are the most pathetic NA franchise
how the fuck do you trach win percentage differently than wins/total games?????
[autistic screeching intensifies]
>more pathetic than the laffs
HAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Good point
>Pulju 11 minutes played
I fucking hate Toronto. Their sports cock has been shoved down our throats all our lives by CBC, TSN, and SNet
but calling them more pathetic than the Yotes is pathetic in itself.
spotted the regina fag
You mean LFL
problem?
no, Edmonton. CFL is so much better than NFL, rules, commentators, field and football size, commercial time, less racist retards.
Only thing that's worse is the lack of teams. Ottawa had a losing record and still won the cup.
Oh well.
Edmonton Saskatchewan Final this year
the stamps are going to undress >your o-line
Stamps have been losing a lot lately, so there's a good chance the Esks win. And Sask winning would be amazing. I hate Sask, but the east is a joke and doesn't deserve to be in the GC.
Sask has a rivalry with everyone in the west except BC. I was hoping Edmonton crossed over so there would be a possible Edmonton/Calgary Grey Cup. That would be fucking amazing
who's the neymar of hoc?
who is he
The punting on third down thing is retarded. Games with any semblance of defense turn into a fucking snoozefest.
>overrated/paid shitter who never performs when representing his home nation?
either rick nash or jamie benn
No one here knows who that is without google. Please leave.
CFL is ten times more exciting and half the commercials. Why does every NFL game I see have these really slow as fuck replays of people reacting in the stands or the sidelines? Jesus Christ, your version of the sport is incredibly boring and annoying\
>billionaires kneeling during their national anthem
embarrassing
Probably best Mexican player ever ?
inshallah
>that time he scored that amazing goal after the clear rigging by the NHL against his team
fucking retarded shit is all america stands for. at least they can charge 8 billion dollares for a single ticket and justify it by having a guy in a costume working for minimum wage jump around with lasers.
>old thread unfinished
What has become of /hoc/
Is vegas kill?
our rigid standards are slipping with the influx of fairweather casuals
Someone got banned
almost definitely
newfag
bill has been playing some great hoc
>110 (You)s in 53 seconds
Is drumpf the greatest shitposter of all time?
It was fun while it lasted I guess.
maybe they can make the playoffs, but i suspect theyll just start losing 2/3 games from now on.
Newsflash: they will not
Best goalie- Russian
Best forward - Russian
u jelly ?
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but neither stamkos or lindgren are russian
If they can figure out their offense and stop killing off goalies they just may.
>finn
opinion discarded
Newsflash: they will make the playoffs
I have watched their games
They play good hockey. They just don't have goalies at the moment.
Fair enough, I didn't have time to watch most of their games.
>tfw hocfags won't stop getting banned
Guys, we still need to kill the previous thread
>europe's only sport is so boring fans have to sing, recite stupid chants, let off flarea, and bang drums to entertain themselves
The best part is you didn't even realize the irony of your post
There is no rule stating there can't be multiple threads
>Best forward - Russian
Wrong.
Fair enough. They play well to bee desu. But 13 of their goalies are injured.