These OFFICIAL posters

>These OFFICIAL posters
What the FUCK did they mean by this?

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Jesus christ all that partying hit Effy like a train

I fucking hate Johnny Depp. He's a goddamn meme and doesn't do anything good

Worst posters I have ever seen. If it won't for Johnny then I would think it was some knock-off.

Argh, call it, friend-o of the seas!

Looks like posters for a Christmas panto desu

I thought this was some ironic fan made shit at first. Turns out it's real, lol.

What is it, homage to the pirate and adventure films of the early 90s?

>POTC movies are still being made

mom he's posting frogs again

Make way for the superior pirate kino!

Those aren't theatrical release posters, just kid's bedroom shit you find in walmart or a dollar store.

They're below porn movies standards

>lama rama

Jesus

Is that inanimate object on the left the new Elizabeth? I've never seen someone with less charisma, her face oozes blandness.

bullshit, this is the official poster

That's another one and it's not really good either.
This is the only one that's neat

>post wall scodelario
No thnks, bring the Skins one back

>jakc

someone post the edits

Why is Disney so shit brehs? Wouldn't it be easier to just make good movies?

i thought these were supposed to be 2 different movies. i made this gif for nothing

Wait. Those are pornos? When it came out I saw the first one on the rack with all the other movies in Blockbuster.

They arent exactly cerebral movies. Who do you think these posters are aimed at? Probably teenagers and soccer moms.

It's Jake, like Jake Sulley.

It's a good gif, though

>that font
jesus

Wow. It's even worse than the Rogue One poster.
What goes through the minds of a multi-billion dollar company when it doesn't even know if its promos are shit?

Min neger

That would have been the censored R-rated version.

Should've rented it.

>"we're in the moneyy. we're in the moneyyyy"

WHERE THE FUCK ARE WILL EN ELISABETH?

WHY ARE BUDGET WILL AND BUDGET ELISABETH ON THE POSTER?

Their story is finished, fucko. Unless pirates 3 came out ten years ago.

Will was in the latest trailer, chummers

Huh, the first thing to make me cautious about this one. All the Pirates movies are fun but they can get plagued by way too much story like Stranger Tides

>JUST
Why does the Official posters look like shitty photo shopped fan art?

Does Disney Want it to fail to finish off Johnny Depp's career?

the first one is absolute poster-kino

i-is that scodelario? holy faptistic

Fuck, I want this poster

Tells you all you need to know.

>no kiera or orlando
dafuq

It freaks me out when I suddenly remember Depp is over 50 and he starts looking like a confused old man trapped in a younger man's image.

When will they stop including romance.

Is there a set of cave people who go 'Yeah, I liked the last movie, but I don't think I'll go see this one, there isn't a romance subplot'

I liked some of the posters of 3, tbf
>tfw got this hanging on my wall

This is going to be so shit without all the original cast. It's also too many years late.

>When will they stop including romance.
Do you know anything about pirate stories?

>without all the original cast
>gibbs back
>will turner back
>barbossa and jack never left
>rumors of keira back

I like this one

Can't be official.
>No Bruckheimer Orange

That's kino.

Generic as fuck

Yep, it looks like shit alright.

Looks like someone's still #MadAtMort

I had the novelization and this was the cover and I thought it was sick af

Are you guys memeing? These posters all look like dogshit.

>Beast and Beaster
>Pirates of the Deadonarrivalean
>Redditors of the Galaxy
>Iron Man 4, Enters the Spiderman!
>Thor 3, doesn't even need to meme its name to sound like trash

I think our beloved Mouse has another year of unadultered KINOA ready for us Sup Forums!

Shame there wasn't a part 3. The director, Joone, retired I think.

Is this going straight to dvd?

>anime
your opinion is shit

You guys just don't get it. These posters don't need to be good, all they need is Johnny Depp and the title telling people a new Pirates flick is coming soon.

It will make a billion guaranteed, every new Pirates flick will as long as Depp is on board.

KINO

Johnny Depp isn't the box office draw he used to be. Look at most of the movies he's made the last few years.
>Alice Through the Looking Glass
>Yoga Hosers
>The Web
>Mortdecai
>The Lone Ranger

Those two weevils Captain Sparrow, which would you choose?

>failing movies
>divorce
>alimony
>meme franchise lead

sound familiar?