/180/: BWIN GRAND SLAM OF DARTS DAY 5

The Civic Hall in Wolverhampton hosts a more intense session of Grand Slam of Darts action as the last 16 gets started. The winning post doubles in distance to 10 as the bottom half of the draw progresses.

Starting off round 2 is a duel of dartitis as former sufferer Mensur Suljovic faces current sufferer Berry van Peer. Bionic's plight in the group stage captured the hearts of most darts fans as his inability to throw sent him to tears, but still had the belief to beat Simon Whitlock and Cameron Menzies to advance. The Gentle will know what Berry is going through, but needs to compose himself and get a big win.

The BDO's last man standing is next as reigning Lakeside champion Glen Durrant plays 2010 runner-up Dave Chisnall. Duzza has shown he can compete over the short format, averaging 102 in the group stage and defeating 2 of the PDC's top 16 players. Chizzy failed to beat Jeffrey de Zwaan but crucially Scott Mitchell lost his last game. The Boro man lost 10-5 to Raymond van Barneveld at this stage last year, and the added experience will surely set him up to be the first "amateur" quarter-finalist since 2013.

Master and apprentice then meet with Gary Anderson against Michael Smith. Gando has been typically ruthless, dropping just 6 legs in Group H, while Bully Boy has shown a new level of maturity after scraping through Group G. With both men big power scorers, this could be one heavy hitting game.

Ending the night are Stephen Bunting and Peter Wright. Surprisingly, it's Bunt Man who comes into this game with the better form, topping Group F while Clownman scrapped about with Alan Norris to escape Group E. Their last meeting saw Bunt choke his way out of the World Grand Prix, so anything could happen.

Coverage starts from 7:00pm UK time on Sky Sports Action.

>Tonight's matches (best of 19, first to 10)
Mensur Suljovic v Berry van Peer
Glen Durrant v Dave Chisnall
Gary Anderson v Michael Smith
Stephen Bunting v Peter Wright

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>Gando vs. Bully
They will need to cool down the T20, otherwise it might ignite under the rapid fire.

>last year, 5 out of the 8 BDO representatives made it to the last 16
>this year, only 1 did
What's this reason for this?

Better PDC field?

Some of last year's BDO qualifiers being rubbish this time around?

What will it be tonight, user?

They'll go medival on the T20.

I don't know but I guess a bit of both.

Gwan duzza

bit of both, the BDO qualifiers are largely fucking terrible
no based wolfie either to provide his inspiration

>0 (zero) points last year

>the BDO qualifiers are largely fucking terrible
McGeeney especially was a disgrace. BDO #1 and he only starts playing the moment he's eliminated. Same goes for Hughes.

Monty and Mitchell unsurprisingly shat themselves and I don't think anyone expected Machin to do any better than he did.

The only ones I want to see switch from this year's qualifiers are Durrant, Noppert and Menzies. But with Chris Mason having mentioned on Twitter how the BDO are going to be withholding Lakeside money for anyone going to Q-School, those guys are stuck.

How the fuck long is this first match going to take and what point will berry break down, ill go 8th leg.

Its going to be fucking awful

I love these best of 19, purest form of the sport

>could have had mad v mad
>instead Menzies crapped his pants

And we're on now.

>What will it be tonight, user?
I'll have a quick Mens with as few tears as possible. For lunch I'll have the Durrant surprise menu, followed by a sweet Gando dessert. And, please, send out that clown at the other table.

>the Wolverhampton Wanderers

John big enough for two Parts

anyone get a webm of the guy falling over barrier during barney walk on last night?

>pic
You just know Adrian will always go for the 3s there.

>implying he won't use this to hit every bed at once

lel

cmon MENS

>not playing frozen song as his walk on.

goddamnit user

...

#pray4berry

Damn, somehow this was way funnier in my mind.

>benetton logo not the same colours as the autism ribbon

Fix'd

wew

This is surely 10-0.

>this fucking match

both are annoying cunts

Please just no tears

>random cut to mensur talking about war

Wut?

That would be the quickest way of ending this mess so fine with me.

Stop stop hes already dead

>The Suljovic Story

Wtf. Inb4 the peter wright story

>just contains footage of him being pegged by cow wife

>11 dart leg

>9 dart attempt
>throw 51
bravo, serb

Don't care if dartits or not. I just can't stand this style of play.

This is unreal from Mensur.

A dartitis-less Berry would be struggling here, let alone the current iteration.

This 109 average is only more impressive considering he's playing it without any help from Barry. He checked every leg by himself.

P I T Y
L E G

YAY~

>le d14 man

THAT VAN PEER 119

DAT 119

what channel is it on? the tv guide says sky sports mix hd but thats got tennis on

Sky Sports Action.

g-guys im scared that justin might call berry names

>names
For example? Rude stuff?

>trying to finish on Mensur against Mensur
NO FEAR DARTITIS

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

cheers la

>In the 2017 Grand Slam of Darts Grand Slam Of Darts, Berry van Peer suffered from Dartitis. This was visible in in his matches against Gary Anderson and Mensur Suljović.

MEME FINISH ALERT

>World Champs promos

>van Peer averaged 95
That's not bad going at all.

HAHAHAHAHA

>can't even spell "here"
>west midlander intelligence

lyl

Did Chizzy gain weight? Looks a little fatter than usual to me.

SNACKPOT ON SUICIDE WATCH

been eating crayons

kek. They say thats the reason why they switched to electronic scorekeeping in darts.

could be the natural progression of darts players, even MVG and Wade have been getting bigger I've thought

>Duzza
What the fuck was that?

>CHIZZY
THAT WAS EVEN WORSE

All those missed fat singles.

any of you watch that gone to pot thing last week with bobby george on?

THAT 161

UNCLE BARRY ON SUICIDE WATCH

DAT 161

dat 161 out of nowhere

THAT 161

JUSTIN CREDIBLE SEETHING PDC BTFO

Have to say this has been Chizzy's worst tournament in a long time.

Looks injured.

BASED DUZZA
BASED BDO

...

>stupid sexy selby

Nice of him to take his mum out

>Selby not looking at Vikki

>3-2
Duzza must switch next year.

He will become a more successful Fitton and regret it for the rest of his life if he never does.

>Dave dismal

Truly the new Terry Jenkins.

>Duzza
Whoops.

>4-4
Bravo, Duzza

>the boro bottler

>the BDO

Who is your favoure world championship 1st round jobber?

For me, it is Jermaine Wattimena

Dancing Fat Sergio Aguero John Michael

Szabo

...damn, good one.

Mon Duzza

>multiple major winner humiliating ugly bridesmaid

Always got a soft spot for the chinese lads

>you now remember Qiang Sun
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kek. a classic.

Based Qiang
youtube.com/watch?v=TOKq_imWKDo

>asian darts
youtube.com/watch?v=W8CQitgLTDs