>he isn't under a blue Texan sky
>he didn't hop into his pickup and haul ass down to the Whataburger
>he didn't get himself a triple cheeseburger with jalapenos
>he's not celebrating the most important holiday in the history of mankind
>he calls himself American
Face it, you'll never be as free as this. So much is your freedom limited that only those who reside in Texas may post in this American thread.
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>going to a restaurant for his burger instead of going to a barbecue
>calls himself free
Also
It's 9:00 in New York. You had a burger for breakfast?
fuck you that burger looks prime as fuck..
im headed to my local 5 guys today to get myself a burger
whats wrong with having a burger at anytime of the day? it doesnt change its taste..
its like smoking weed. still gets the desired effect at any hour
Nothing like waking up at four in the morning to watch the sun rise in a mildew field
A1 Thick and Hearty burger all day boyo
i want burger.
Yes, the freedom you truly must have to be able to drive to a fast food outlet and purchase a burger. No one else in the world can do this.
>what Ameriniggers actually believe
Going to Culvers today to get some
>big ass juicy butter-burger
>deep fried cheese curds
>thick frozen custard
My dick is hard thinking about it, God i love America
I lived in texas for a year and I miss the freedom everyday
>be me
>wake up on this glorious 4th with a smile and a hard on
>sip my coffee while looking out my window at my beautiful property with creek winding thru
>go to Home Depot for tools and house supplies
>come home
>wife half naked has freedom toast waiting for me
>be proud to be an American
>be extra happy on this holiday to not live in the traitorous south
Feels good man
>not hauling your ass 50 miles to the nearest Buc-ee's to get some Texas toast and fried chicken
>be american
>go out to celebrate 4 de Julio
>get shot
Good morning, my fellow Texan. 817 here.
>Remember to feel smug as fuck while enjoying that burger. Think about all of those poor bastards that aren't American, let alone Texan.
And remember, burgers are best enjoyed while still reeking of spent gunpowder!
>tfw 6:00am Washington state
>tfw baking some Burgs
tfw Washington state is literally the best state in the union.
>eating fast food
Fuck off you Texas redneck piece of shit. It was the 13 colonies that declared their independence against England, and Texas (or I should say Tejas) was never part of the American Revolution War nor was it part of the 13 colonies.
Go be fat somewhere else you low class, redneck fat piece of shit.
Man thats the american dream ive always wanted desu
I miss home, sempai. Pick up some Chicken Express for me.
I hope that's your yearly cheat meal, desu.
>Texas
>largest recipient of federal aid dollars and federal farm subsidies
Remind me again why you aren't all welfare queens, leach?
210 here, Whataburger and ChickFila master race.
>why not both?
for some reason i always smile when i see a portugal poster.
> I drive a BIG TRUCK, I'm a BIG BOY, whenever someone sees me driving I want them to know I'm a BIG BOY in my RED TRUCK
get laid, burgerboi
k
>driving a poorly made car to buy poorly made food
truly, the world is jealous, my fat friend
hows reelection going ?
What's that a pic of? Your missus roastie?
3/10
>cheat meals
Burgs are truthful, we put our trust in Burgs.
europoor trash just jelly that he can't own V12s because they aren't green enough.
>traitorous south
Spotted the yank
It's in september, so we're hoping for lot's of enriching during the summer.
best of luck.
>be Spain
>have nothing to celebrate other than being a moorish rape baby
24 hour service, bitch
> welfare state
> foodstamps
> nigger n beaner cities or Bumfuck-NowhereVille USA
> disgusting climate
> highlight of the day is a burger made by an illegal immigrant
top kek laddie
Texas pays the government in taxes more than they receive. You must be from Commiefornia, you faggot.
210 checking in. New sweet and spicy burger is based as fuck. Happy 4th of July everyone.
>wake up by the sound of a bald eagle
>get hard on, wife jumps on me for a morning fuck
>toast, pancakes, bacon, and black coffee already in the table, hot and ready
>eat my hypercaloric breakfast with watered down black coffee while I read the WashPo
>walk down the street for my small town's morning 4th of July parade
>all red white and blue, shed a tear to the veterans from WW2 in wheelchairs
>go home and make a barbecue, wife's 'rents came over for holiday, talk smack about bernie and how the wall just got 10 ft higher
>fuck wifey numb
>go to bed
feels good to live in Frederick, MD
Fellow Texan, that burger looks awesome as fuck friend!
>be Austrian
>highlight of the day is gazing upon beautiful river of cultural enrichment
> wake up with the sound of niggers shooting niggers
> shit yourself
> landwhale wife jumps on me to clean up
> bed falls through the floor and crashes in the basement
> 10 million dollar hospital bill
> get shot leaving the hospital
'merika
FUCK YOU
I WANNA BE TEXAN BUT YOU WON'T LET ME IN
>>not smoking an absolutely haram full rack of ribs since 5 am
>>prepping pork brats for later
>>not pounding ice cold Budweisers while watching Fox News
have fun zipping around in your smart car faggot
>tfw Ford Focus 5 speed hatch
Happy Independence Day to my fellow Texans
We have whataburger in Alabama, you faggot. We also have concealed carry at 18. Why the fuck didn't you stay independent? You and California are just wasted potential that could have cucked globalism so hard, BUT YOU FUCKED IT UP WREEEEEEEEE
Frederick does not have that many niggers, it's a really nice place to live.
> amerishit just tried to impress someone with a ford focus
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
>be Austrian
>tries to hate on other country's state even though it's superior to Austria in every way.
>euroshitter tries to impress Australia with his terrible shitposting
>not homemade ham sammiches and cheap domestic beer while depositing 700 pounds of lead into the desert with the family
Pleb tier at best my friend. I'll give you a C- for effort.
Careful with that overcompensation mate, someone might say you have a tiny benis and you'll get heart attack from the triggering.
post pics of wife
>European pickup artists
*sees girl*
*performs wheelie*
*squeezes handbrake*
*skids to stop*
*panties drop*
Nah man the 4th is meant to be spent partying on the water/shore, not some hot as fuck desert.
American culture is so amusing. You mistake obscene consumerism with "freedom" completely erroneously.
In what sense are you free? If you want to build a dwelling yourself you will need to ask for permission from the government. The government takes tax from your paycheck, automatically. You are spied upon in your day-to-day life and records are kept. Police officer will execute you without trial and not be punished etc etc
You have the highest prison population in the world, literally making you the least free nation. You have the most people per capita locked up and restricted.
I am not implying that any other country is different but for some reason Americans are the most deluded and brainwashed. I don't know if it comes down to low intelligence or there are other factors but it is what it is.
>low class, redneck fat piece of shit
>has the carolinas and georgia
kek stay mad you nigger infested hick
Literally my mom's car in blue.. Why do you drive an English car anyway m8?
I wanna get out of TX. It's too hot, too dumb, and increasingly too brown.
Virginiafag here, just arrived to Texas the other day to be with my gf for the week. I had whataburger for the first time yesterday and it was delightfully mediocre to say the least, but you're missing out if you've never had Cookout senpai
its before 9am. you should have gotten a honey chicken biscuit sandwich, and then go to Rudys for lunch
*squeezes handbrake*
*skids to stop*
*opens the window*
*smell of month old tendies and cheeseburger wrappers fly out the window*
girlslaughing.jpg
Whereas your cultural enrichment is already finished.
Whites are literally a minority in the US. Even a dark brown skinned man named "raul jimenez" would be classed as white to try and keep the stats up.
Also, you removing the government of iraq and bombing it for a decade create ISIS and caused the influx of refugees into Europe.
>tfw only mccuckold or assburger kang
W-what is better
>implying the Netherlands, of all places, actually has cars
also
>Ford
>English
Henry Ford hated Jews too.
WHAT-WHAT-WHAT-WHATABURGER
>tfw no Chicken Strip Monterrey Melt
Whataburger pls. You have all the ingredients, just make it a menu item already.
When I got back from a long trip in Europe the first thing I did was get an A1 Thick & Hearty burger.
I see you are jealous of how a single state is bigger than your European shithole
>h-he's superior to me
>h-he must be compensating!
> OG cucks
> importing niggers before it was cool
> bantering anyone about economic migrants
didn't make me think, please try again
This is an 18+ board
You're the reason everyone calls us fatty. A burger joint dissent have anything to do with freedom.
Please just stop embarrassing the rest of us.
Fuck you, you deserve to have Muslim refugees. YOU and your fellow euroshitters allowed them in, you retard.
>implying building a standalone home in america isn't 100x easier
>implying you can have a government without taxes
>implying your own government is your worst information security threat beyond ideology
>implying locking up all our niggers is a bad thing
>being a miserable prideless britcuck
make sure to renew your tv license, nigel
>tfw actually have eaten tendies and cheeseburgers in my car despite purchasing a month ago
>tfw take all the wrappers out and keep it clean
>I have no argument so I must call him underage
if your country is land locked no one will ever take you seriously. also the GDP of Texas is almost three times that of your tiny country.
>Damage control.
>Still over compensating.
:^)
>OG cucks
>mega-implying
Also, when The Emperor is elected, spics will be BTFO forever, too bad Europe will never have a single leader as good as him.
>O'er the land of the free xDDDDDD :DDD
>overcompensating
Thanks for confirming you have no argument.
>You had a burger for breakfast?
Fuck you New York. What don't you understand about freedom?
> Oh boy, nobody is gonna take Austria SERIOUSLY!!!!
Have you achieved anything of note in your life?
Can you say the same?
> shit on fatboy
> fatboy starts talking about GDP or w/e
> shit on him some more
> DONDE ESTAN LOS ARGUMENTOS, AMIGO!!!!
laffin @ yo lyfe fambam
Texas is for cowboy wannabes. Wyoming is for real men, also Alaska and Montana are also acceptable.
Also your state is full of ugly Mexican women.
BURGERS FOR BREAKFAST ON THE 4TH
BURGERS FOR LUNCH ON THE 4TH
BURGERS FOR DINNER ON THE 4TH
>I still literally have no argument so I must assume he even speaks spanish
Oh boy, yes I can.
However, posting bank statements, expensive holidays, and hot grills is going a bit overboard when the most any burger has posted ITT is a stock photo of a FORD FOCUS.
Wouldn't actually want anyone to commit suicide, I heard you have some sort of holiday today.
>I have never been outside a Texan city before
>most important holiday in man kind
That would be Texas Independence day OP
This doesn't look very appealing
>Peanut butter with peanut butter cup concrete mixer.
>I have made achievements in my life
>but I won't post any sort of proof
>so here's a picture of some irrelevant Slav holding a gun and stepping on his master's flag
>you will never be american
>wanna celebrate 4th july with ameribros
>have an ultrasound tomorrow
>24 fat free diet day before
>can't eat any good foood
I have never been to Texas, nor have I been far enough into Wyoming to see whether or not it is for "real men"
But Montana is fucking insanely beautiful but on our way out there we heard about like 4 missing person incidents or times where they found the body.
The literal day we were in glacier national park there were cops and climbers parked at "The Loop" which we later found out that they were recovering the body of a guy who was pushed over the ledge by his angry ex a few days earlier.
Also, I get the feeling that there's a lot of drugs in MT because it's so wide open and easier to get away with, especially when nobody really cares and is only concerned with touristbux.
Texas is the best. I've lived here the last five years and I love it. Never gonna leave.
That Vintorez is sexy af tbqh
>>implying the Netherlands, of all places, actually has cars
Shitloads. Randstad traffic jams are no joke... Also muh DAF automotive, though they only make truckd these days.
On top of that.
>Focus
>Not English
lmao
>A1 Thick & Hearty burger.
This guy knows what's up!