>be Mexico
>be the 13th largest empire in human history
>meet the U.S.
>"Hola mis amigos, bienvenidos! Sí, sí, usted es la gente son bienvenidos, sólo por favor no quieren la independencia"
>America chimps out
>go to war
>lose terribly
>lose most of you're empire
>now you're only the 13th largest country in the world
Be Mexico
Lincoln Murphy
Blake Reyes
>Mexico
>Empire
Hola guys! It's colonies trying to be Empire episodes.
Gabriel Richardson
Who exactly was ruling India while Mexico was under a Habsburg emperor? A fucking company?
Juan Mitchell
Good.
Ryder Thompson
>mfw a company earned more than the Entire Spanish empire
Nathan Davis
Check the catalog before making new threads. Thank you.
Asher Clark
>In 1454, before the discovery of the Americas, the Pope Nicholas V wrote the bull Romanus Pontifex declaring Saracens and Pagans subhumans to be enslaved
>In 1537, just a few years after the conquest of Mexico. the Pope Paul III wrote the bull Sublimis Deus declaring declaring Natives of the Americas rational beings with souls and forbiding their slavery.
>Indians were still slaves in the 19th century
Cameron Gonzalez
>On September 16, 1810, all the white rape babies came together to form a nation, believing that they are not just a bunch of shitskins but a little tanned Spanish bois and formed the country called Mexico
Liam Miller
>Sí, sí, usted es la gente son bienvenidos, sólo por favor no quieren la independencia
That makes no sense and your spanish is broken as shit.
Jaxson Mitchell
>India didn't become independent until 1947
Joshua Rogers
>Mexico is run by Drug Cartels
Nolan Flores
DESIGNATED
Isaac Powell
He's a CHI, what the fuck did you expect?
Jose Baker
>When dying like a bitch in Earthquake is still better than getting killed by a cartel
Easton Jones
At least the Indians put up a decent fight, Mexico was conquered by 1000 spaniards.
Eli Sullivan
>it's another thirld worlders arguing who's country is shittier episode
Nicholas Thomas
>Shitskins calling shitskins shitskin while other shitskin point it out
Liam Wood
Dumb shitskins
Grayson Collins
I'm white
Luis Gomez
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Henry Howard
>Mexico
>Empire
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