How many of you faggots have actually done the noble task of serving your country?
Half of you are probably too fat and mishapen to defend your fridge, let alone your country, yet still fantasize about going innawoods when shtf.
You delusional cucks have no right to celebrate Fourth of July.
Other urls found in this thread:
foxbusiness.com
twitter.com
I'm fat and I had a marine clean my apartment yesterday.
does call of duty count?
I served too you colossal fuckstick
Put your shiny pieces of metal and cloth away before you poke someone's eye out you shitbag.
no because I'm a scientist but I would aid in military research if given the opportunity.
Former Navy nuke here.
3 deployments and 1 instructor tour.
Hopefully, I will be spared in the purge.
military wouldn't take me because I fucked up my shoulder in high school and had to have surgery
now $100k in debt but have a degree in electrical engineering making $40k a year right out of school
>tfw
>navy
Lol and you called us the wimps.
i never served but i did volunteer work to support anti-communist guerrillas during the cold war. so i'm going to say that counts.
you haven't lived until you've seen a Russian tank aim its gun turret at you.
You know what's funny?
I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.
Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.
You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves.
pic related. It's me.
I don't like following rules. Geneva, UN, UCMJ, fuck it all. For me to be effective, unmitigated brutality is the only way.
But, I'd do it all for free. I guess even the Jews miss a bargain sometimes.
Fuck your shit nigga. You guys get pins and ribbons for farting in the shower.
Happy 4th of July
>Navy Nuke
>3 deployments and 1 instructor tour
My inner Jew heard, "$$$"
Frig off, boot
What was it like being poor, uneducated and having no prospects except for the defense force that accepts faggots?
>pins and ribbons for farting in the shower
>implying there isn't an arduous six-hour class to attend in order to be qualified to perform such a task
u dont even no
I hope those useless things are worth your life, faggot.
>i did volunteer work to support anti-communist guerrillas during the cold war
Mah nigga. Wait, where were you during the Cold War? Please tell me you were in Chile
>Mexicant
>asking if things are worth living for
>mfw
there were no Soviet tanks in Chile
Kek
>being a nuke and renlisting
oh I'm laffin'
Here lad quick question. With the UK out of the EU, and the Republic still in, can I still join the Irish Army? Been wanted to enlist for a while but now I'm not sure if they're allowed to take northerners
I only reenlinsted once. I extended for shore duty.
Most of the money went to pay for my Chevy S-10.
You can buy any of those at any PX or Military Surplus store. How about you post your DD-214, faggot?
LOL @ navy second class witn only ONE deployment ribbon
I'm thinking about joining the army when I graduate
Yes I'm /fit/. I keep working on my running, pull ups, push ups, dips, burpees, etc. I will start doing muay thai and swimming in September.
Should this get me ready. I'm also lifting weights, but irrc they don't give a damn about how much you can squat, bench or DL. Is this correct? Running is the most important thing right?
There aren't any communists in Chile either
>serving your country
You mean "serving socialist politics and foreign interests and getting nothing in return for it because the military has been downsized so hard it can never offer a proper career", right?
I respect the military, and I want to increase military spending. But European countries are so in the grip of leftist politics that you're only fucking yourself over by joining the military.
>implying that isn't a trap to reveal a shitload of PII
>implying I grabbed a random assortment of ribbons and arranged them correctly
>implying I wasn't wearing the warfare device of my primary platform above my ribbon rack and secondary device below
Nigga be real
...
Yes, running is the most important part of it all. Everyone passes push-ups and sit-ups. You know why? Because people lie. You can't lie on the cardio, though.
>Aviationfag
opinion discarded
>he fell for the dual warfare meme
I left as an E-6 and never did board for any of them. Had the signatures and test completed for surface, air, and electronic, but recognized the system as inherently corrupt and run by people more interested in the percentage of the command with a pin vice the percentage of knowledge gained from "earning" them. Just another example of participation award handed out to everyone to make the Captain look good and your anchors gold.
fmf corpsman here.
Only went to college because of the navy.
i fight chinks (among other target sets, but mostly prc)
>N/MC Overseas Ribbon
>Sea Duty Ribbon
>NUC
>Two Battle E's
>GWOT-E
Step yo game up, bruh
I served my country at a Tim Hortons when I was 16.
Congrats on going on one float you fuck stick.
say no more
>shoe detected
I fell for it hook, line, and sinker. They don't do anything for promotions anymore. It's fucking stupid.
Enjoy never getting past E-4, greenside dope
thank you for your service nsabro
what's the word in the office? I'm sure it's buzzing like crazy in there
will Hillary be indicted?
>NSA on Sup Forums
This doesn't surprise me.
Ibs and hypermobility mean I'd be a shit soldier, but I'm trying to get into the defence industry as an engineer to do it there
nsa doesn't give a shit about domestic things unless there's a FISA warrent given
most of the time it's DOJ's problem to deal with their shit (which is why we didn't hand over 10000 cryptomonkeys to try crack sandbernadinos phone)
qualifications through the armed forces are meme tier
>DOJ
>NSA
Shadow war happenings when?
How guilty is Hillary on a scale of 1 to OJ Simpson?
everyone says she's a felon and deserves to rot in a cell with walker
The GWOT-E and The Sea Service are both awarded at the same time. I don't know about the Sea Duty ribbon though. So at most 2, but none to any place of merit, since they have their own ribbons.
>only two Battle E's
>only one Good Conduct
>didn't qualify for Sharpshooter on the Beretta
Is it true you guys used to get a medal just for flying over Ireland?
>taking pride in being a welfare queen
The fat alt-right retards of this board couldn't even serve food at burger king
Got the GWOT-E in Bahrain, Sea Service while on the Truman
Only MAs give a shit about the pistol and rifle ribbons, nigga
...
Burger King would be too good for them.
Krystals is more fitting.
Signing up to fight for jews while your country gets invaded by blacks and spics LMAO people who join the millitary in the U.S are the defenition of the word cuckold
Don't listen to the Navy fag kiddies...
Save yourselves for the war at home!
If that's true, you should have a star on your sea service ribbon.
Feeling edgy alright
Not in the marines.
>Krystals
A Domino's Pizza in a strip mall next to a check cashing place and Family Dollar.
Is that even legal in Groß Syria?
There's a common rumour here that during the troubles Ireland was considered an Active Warzone, and when you guys came over to Europe you received a campaign medal even though you didn't stop in Ireland.
Probably bs, but you lot do seem to find shiny bits of metal in your cereal and pin them to your chest daily
You're old as fuck if you served in WWI, senpai
>A Domino's Pizza in a strip mall next to a check cashing place and Family Dollar.
With these powers combined, I am A DEADBEAT AMERICAN TOWN
You can't expect PSD to get anything right.
>Navy
Let me know when you actually contribute
Former Bundeswehr here, moved to US afterwards because fuck my steaming pile of shit country
I dont know. But i will make sure no (((Antifa))) is going to take that from me.
Huh..
Americans are really dumb, its not a meme, they truly are dumb. They litterally go to war to fight for Israel, and israel gives nothing back to America. Ever wondered why americans mutilate their babies penises? Because thats a jew thing and they LOOOVEEE israel and jews (ironic, right?)
Im perfectly capable, i just don't want to. I wouldn't trade my life for what it pays and i wouldn't want to die for the current government.
How are you $100k in debt you gigantic fucktard
Why would anyone want to fight in meme tier wars in a desert so jews can keep their oil coming?
Is this military thread?
Here's coolstory from me:
>served in late 80's on Soviet radio reconnaissance station (inb4 oldfag) in Latvia
>you have huge fucking room full of computers (giant old boxes), cryptograph, and hudge safe with books inside
>there's two books - with codes and with radio names and other shit
>in 3am you have to open the book, take one page out with hudge code, type that shit on cryptograph, insert paper punch-card and confirm that crypto code. Each code works only 24 hours
>after that you have to BURN old one, really hard mix ashes in water, and new one card put in safe
>be me, fucking 3am
>tired as fuck, hearing NATO shit all day long
>gotta change the code
>open the safe
>get the code and card
>insert that in cryptograph
>"code confirmed"
>burn NEW code, and old one put in safe
>realize what the fuck you just did
>mfw
>Swede
>talking shit
You sure you want to open up Pandora's Box there, Sven?
>Surface warfare
How does it feel to be a traget?
Say whatever you want about my country, i know its cucked beyond oblivion, but that doesnt change the fact that America is ironically(or unironically, i dont fucking know) worship kikes. Shame on you, for real.
How does it feel being unable to interact with females for months at a time?
Another Americunt who couldn't pass high school so they vowed to do the Jews' bidding. Fucking retard, hope you get IED'd.
fucked around in high school so no big scholarships and parents make too much so no gubment grants
also, my parents didn't pay for any of my college tuition so I had to take out loans
they did however help me out a few times if I really needed money though
Do you sometimes laugh at the amateurism of the Belgian SS?
What happened the next day, Ivan?
>Feel guilty goyim you should just do nothing at all I mean really goyims
Say what you will, but everyone knows that we're only keeping Israel around to ensure the lights are on for when Jesus returns.
I guess getting IED'd would be a little bit... Troubling.
>noble task of killing innocents in my name for a paycheck
Eat poo and die, fucktard
What I'm trying to say it that it should have cost you no more than $25,000 to attend a decent public university in your state. Even less if you went to community college.
About the same as posting on Sup Forums, but with way cooler toys.
interesting, that's the same sequence used by the brits in ww2 against the enigma right?
belgiacom was gchq's fault
(yes)
I did serve. I went to school and studied computer engineering and radio physics . Then got a high paying job as a defense contractor. 10 lines of my code will have more of an impact on our nation's security than that dirthole you aimlessly protected.
Best part is I was paid well so I don't ask for free handouts and parades to boost my ego.
lockheed pls go
This
>serve in navy as pleb infantry
>spend majority of time playing fifa and tekken
>one day american submarine shows up
>half the crew is fat
>mfw
you might call yourselves soldiers, but my mother would last longer in the wilderness than most of you burgers
I think being a welfare queen like that is immoral.
That's Russian af, what ended up happening? Ameraninski propaganda would believe Slavs aren't actually humans with empathy and you'd be executed on the spot.
You should definitely talk to someone if you're a B student. Plenty of alphabet agencies and organizations that might interest you, are out there.
foxbusiness.com
The Russians finally went home and took all their toys with 'em...
Also this coolstory is with burgers:
>winter, 24 decemer 198* year
>still serving in that shit
>listening US submarines
>boring
>SUDDENLY TRANSMISSION ON OPEN CHANNEL
>looking what we have, everyone is exited as fuck
>some randome symbols on paper
>realize that's a ASCII image
>turn around
>"Merry Christmass, Russian intelligence!"
>on the pic there's Santa and hot chick with him
That moment was comfy as fuck.
>be me
>2001
>20 years old
>9/11 happens
>everyone telling to join the army
>"no it's not going to solve anything"
>stay at my comfy STEM job I just started
>laugh as Bush thinks he can invade Afghanistan
>dropping just as many humanitarian meals as bombs
>2003
>Iraq invaded
>people still telling me to join
>refuse
>it's not going to solve anything
>we will be dealing with worse in 15 years
>"But user we need to find Bin Laden"
>kek he ain't in Iraq or Afghanistan
>keep working my STEM job
>move up the ladder
>watch Iraq go to shit
>watch bush crash and burn
>watch King nigger get elected and bring in a new socialist caliphate
>exact thing they were trying to prevent with the war on terrorism
>soldiers come back
>kek as they work for me
>kek as they swear they made a difference
>tfw I was right
>tfw I knew things would only get worse
The only war that'll change anything is total war. Thanks to the liberal boomers that made it cool to protest Vietnam that'll never happen.
Fuck off with your military pride, you've done nothing for the greater good.
>american submarine
>half the crew is fat
Yeah... subs aren't exactly the US's gleaming example of military prestige despite receiving a fuckton more funding than the surface fleet
Nigger, how do you have your phone inside a skif.