Could you handle being all by yourself for a WHOLE YEAR Sup Forums?

Could you handle being all by yourself for a WHOLE YEAR Sup Forums?

y-yeah. that must be hard...

Yes.

>asking somebody from Sup Forums if they could handle being alone

I've been by myself my whole life.

Doesn't that mean no sex for a year? Sounds unbearable tbqhwy.

NO sex, NO kisses, NO hugs, for a WHOLE YEAR

>not periodically waking up and raping the female crew knowing you will be long dead before you can answer for your deeds

Pandorum >>> Passengers

This, one year without sex? That's insane.

Never had any of those. So yes.

>these cunts who think they're alone even though they talk to people on the internet daily
It's anonymous, granted, but that's still interaction.

>implying this isn't all in your head
>implying you aren't responding to yourself

You'd have a nice android to talk to, not to mention activities, free food and drinks, and your own personal movie theater

Why was that bar so comfy looking?

Imagine being Chris in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jennifer Lawrence, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous porker face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck Ana Faris in his dressing room with her playboy bunny outfit on. Like seriously imagine having to be Chris and not only sit in that chair while Jennifer Lawrence slowly crawls her disgusting body towards you, the favorable makeup barely concealing her resting bitch face and crows feet, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that slither. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her KATNISS STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JENNIFER LAWRENCE LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of scowls you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of wholesome Christian blondes and supermodels for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the beaches in Hawaii. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her Oscar Meyer's nose as she flares it out to suggestively attract you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Chris Pratt. You're not going to lose your future wholesome WASP nuclear family over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

I literally haven't interacted with another human on a personal level in over a decade :D

because kubrik

bullshit, some one must have taken care of you enough for you to be here shitposting.

No singles policy?

Singles only policy

>tfw normies cant handle not having those things
>tfw we are stronger than them for surviving without affection

R-right, bros?

Could you handle being all by yourself for 3 years and then being programmed to die afterwards?

N-no o-of course not, h-haha, I'm not one of those nerds who spend all their time alone anyway.

I'm 28 and very proud to have a gf, losed my v card to her a few months back.

It is safe to say that if you spend all your life alone and suddenly you get love, It would take 28 years with her to still not feel like I always do.

>losed
If I was 28 and had as shit grammar as you, I'd kill myself.

This.
>crack pod
>"oh hi, nice to see you. mind smelling this napkin for me?"
>?????
>PROFIT
>throw it out the airlock
>repeat

I have bad grammar in four languages user
I'm sure you think this place is %80 americans heh

No. I need my bull Tyrone to fuck me everyday. Without him i could not live.

Eh. You could still use Sup Forums. Granted it would cost you 6000$ and 55 years to wait for someone to call (You) a faggot but hey, how's that any worse than this shit?

>be old man
>*ding*
>YOU GOT MAIL!
>Anonymous 02/23/[55 years earlier] (Thu)21:35:14 No.79992387
>>(You)
>>kys faggot
Best joke buildup ever.

Didn't that guy in Interstellar stay alone for like 28 years?

Not him but we just assume it is because everyone's so fucking retarded.
Also you're a terrible faggot cretin losing your virginity 2 years before upping your lvl to Wizard. Shame on you, loser.

he was black so it doesn't matter

can I still shitpost on Sup Forums?

>the ship has no problem charging him $6000 for sending a message

>he can't get better breakfast from the vending machine

...

He coulda just had breakfast at the bar. I'm sure Arthur coulda made the dude a cappuccino.

>can only get oatmeal breakfast from vending machine
>can go to any restaurant he wants for dinner

How much better would the movie be if this piece of shit was not in it?

didn't he only had dinner with her? so she was the one enabling it?

No he went to that Taco place

just fuck off back to Sup Forums, you obviously don't belong here...

Not much, her performance was fine

This
It wasn't over the top, nor was it really bad
Pratt's performance was pretty neat until he shaved the beard. Then it was ''not bad'' as well

Depends

How's their film collection?

She dies in it. You'll like it.

Beard looked fake as fuck, the bigger one at least. He did do a good job at looking desperate doe.

Could that movie be made in the current year?

I think it just has something to do with not having seen pratt with a beard before. It just looks weird on him

He went to all the restaurants multiple times during the "year of being alone is horrible" montage.

Its a business model that was only intended to be used for month before they arrived.

was it also part of the business model to have the crew in a highly secure vault and the passengers open to whoever wanted to fuck with them?

This flick made me realize Michael Sheen could make a good Spider Jerusalem. Not as good as Sam Rockwell but close.

Umm yeah... been by myself since I graduated. Not that big of a deal.

Grow up.

I would pay money to be alone for a year.

The most valuable people on board were kept in the safest place....so yes?

You select by choosing genres, I don't even know how it's supposed to work

it's almost like the company that made the ship knew it would never arrive and didn't give a fuck since they and everyone else on earth would be long dead before anyone pieced it together.

Nah, not that. Beards usually taper off, whereas that big one looked stupidly defined. Also it was pube-y as fuck. Weird that it gets that long with hair that curly, hairs tend to straighten out.

>the people being paid to be on the ship
>more valuable than the people who paid to be on the ship

...

but you have the internet shit posters to keep you company. Imagine not having this shit hole to dump your retarded ideas into and have other retards pat you on the back.

kill yourself you dumb cunt

I mean really, an entire ship of 5000 people and he picked Jennifer Lawrence. Really?
I swear he'd have checked like the first hallway and said 'That'll do.'

>Hollywood
>Where pedophilia is perfectly alright but movies with creepy/evil subjects/main characters are not
Probably not in the US, no.

Its a ship in outer space. If there is a problem and the crew get sucked out into space then everybody dies and they lose the ship, which is almost certainly more valuable than 6000 passengers, many of which aren't particularly wealthy.

The ship returns to earth after a year at the colony

The longer my hair grows, the curlier it gets
Not in a flattering way either

Art deco style reminiscent of the 1920's for that nostalgia feel and warm lighting.

I been alone for 5 years, no interaction other than in this site or internet ... no voip communication either, last time i talked to someone they had problem understanding what i was saying.
don't do it kids.

Then where do you get food?

Try 7 years hahaha

his mom.

That's easy, I went 30 years without any of that and I'm fine.

I've handled half a year without a fucking roof over my head. I'll be fine

>memer's log
>reaching 8 years alone
>leave house only to collect autism bux and take doggo for walk
>read posts on the bookface of people complaining about spending a weekend alone
>chuckle while I shitpost on Sup Forums getting free cuddles from doggo

The crew vault had an open goddamn window.

I always felt jennifer lawrence is not hot much less compared to her colleagues. I feel she's so well liked because she's non-threatening, her average looks don't intimidate anyone.

>a whole year
thats it?

What now?

how fat are you and your "girl friend" combined. I want actual poundage.

17 stone combined

depends, I'll need something to keep my mind occupied, film, books, music whatever.

i'm about 90kg and she's maybe 60kg

>kg
nevermind

If I had year supply of food, video games, anime, movies, porn, alcohol, weed and drugs. I don't see the problem. I'm doing this right now.