Haha I just realised Sup Forums

It's really funny

Imagine if in Star Wars they had Sup Forums and the rebel alliance and empire troopers would shit post against one another

Just like here


"Haha fuck rebel scum. ALDERAN BTFO"

With nothing other than this one post I can tell you belong in r9k.

The Emperor did nothing wrong.

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/r9k/ or Sup Forums

britbong nigger gtfo

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haha rlly makes u thunk..............

>Just like here

If it were "just like here" it wouldn't be the actual people involved in the conflict, just hangers-on like moisture farmers from backwoods planets who desperately needed to feel a sense of community with those who actually make something of their lives.

The Absolute MADMAN!!!
Gov. Tarkin names Alderrann!

Blast the Rebs
Space War Now

PALPATINE'S BEHIND IT ALL

Dude weed lol

this

Daily reminder to sage all Lobot shill threads...

HAHAHA
EMPIRE CAPTURED HOTH

REBELS BTFO

#GunganLivesMatter

WE

BEC. Big ewok cock. How can jedi compete?

WUZ

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GUNGANZ

KANGZ

>I'm twelve

>be Han
>get stabbed

Remove Ewok

>Separatists were right.

>be a life saver
>bin that lightsaber

This guy is literally pol

>a white male
>butt blasted about a girl
>edgy as fuck
>willing to commit genocide based on emotions

>(((Galactic empire)))
>Defeated by teddy bears on Endor
>Emperor killed by his own protege who got fucked up by his own son.
Imperials on suicide watch

>be space nigger
>steal, gamble, chase white womenz
>get sweet gig as administrator of tabana gas mine becuz muh-diversity
>fuck up first time there is a crisis cuz muh-homies
>Still get hired on as a general because muh-diversity

Crix Nadine will make space great again
He should be leading the assault

So i was walking around tatooine, damn me, looking for my stolen ship, and also a ride back home. After hours of dehydration and anger i get pointed in the direction of a pilot; Hes a really shady and suspicious droid though. "A droid pilot?" I thought, this could go wrong in a billion ways, but its a ride. I make my way to the cantina he hides in, and i ask around. apparently his designation was "TPP-18". I nonchalantly approach his table, and i ask if hes my pilot. He tells me "Im not the droid you're looking for". I tell him bantha shit, and throw him 20,000cr, he tells me to wait for him outside. so basically it goes like this

>walk outside
>see TPP-18
>look just past him
>see storm troopers
>TPP-18 had his ship stolen recently and called them here
>apparently he found out it was me that stole his ship

scumbag feels. damn

wtf i hate rebels now