Trying to learn a romance language

>trying to learn a romance language
>everybody speaks in mumbles at 200kph

hmm
regerttable

GET DRUNK.
Seriously, if you want to learn our language, you must get drunk and try to speak like a native.

>at 200kph
I do this in english too.

How fast do Finns speak?

It's like that study that claimed the Australian accent had features due to constant drunken slurring.

What language are you learning? Maybe i can help you.

>in mumbles
wut, are you trying to learn portuguese or something

probably french
we make no effort whatsoever when speaking
some anglo once said we talk like timid maidens
this is true

>some anglo once said we talk like timid maidens
French people arouse British people

>anything that has ever come out of anglodog mouths
>true

Isn't that every language?

aren't you anglo though?

>flag
???

Yeah, it's French. How do kids even communicate with adults while they are learning French? Do they just have BIG FRANK BRAINS?

I've heard Portuguese and it's similar. All the languages are fast however.

Of course it sounds fast when you're not fluent, but for example German is noticeably slower and more understandable to me when I hear it in movies.

>All the languages are fast however.
It's depend on who is speaking.
Example:
I live in a muhh German heritage town. Here we make jokes about a nearby Azorean town (Portuguese people that come from azores island), because they speak really slow.

All Cretans are liars.
t. Cretan

>I am greek

I am a Greek.
sneaky albanian shitskin living in brazil

Nah m8, i was just making fun of your statement.

I read that a lot of Cyprus people did move to Straya back in the "civil war" days, but did not know that Cretans follow them.
Any reason to your parents immigrate?

That was a joke, user. (・_・;)
I wanted an excuse to post the Ikibey image. We have a lot of wogs in Australia. Kind of wish muh heritage came from the Mediterranean instead of the British Isles, because from September to April here is fucking awful. Much better suited to Southern Europeans than Western Europeans.

you should ask swiss people, they usually speak french much slower

>tfw too intelligent to articulate

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which town is that?

I live in Santa Cruz do Sul. The town which i am speaking off is "Rio Pardo".
Only the elite is Azorean, the rest is brown as shit can get.

Pic related, an old photography from Rio pardo.

Non

Santa Cruz do Sul photography. (Just to point the difference in the architecture).