Actors you were surprised to find out were Jewish

Actors you were surprised to find out were Jewish

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Adam Driver

it's the other way around for me
being surprised at which actors aren't jewish

Natalie Portman

>Herschlag

the nose didn't tip you off?

>Actors you were surprised to find out were Jewish

This guy

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Yeeeah bwoy.
She could be a Muslim Scientologist Lizard woman for all I care she's fucking fit as fuck.

Not even memeing

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Is Franco really Frankenstein?

Jakey boy

Bruno Mars

No way.

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his ma is jewish. i said the same too.

I thought he raised Catholic like Tim. My whole life has been a lie.

I think I might have jew fever

what do you mean?

webm please?

David Krumholtz

he's not jewish you retard

Literally all white Europeans are at least 1/8th Jewish
If you were poor, you interbred with immigrants
If you were rich, you interbred with the Jews

Just how it works

The last name is a giveaway but she doesn't look it.

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these three are fully white Christians
according to ethnicelebs.com

I refuse to believe you

Dolph is literally an Aryan Ubermensch

He-Man was jewish?

July is a fake name

>jew-lie

How deep does the rabbit hole go?

D R O P P E D

swedish lutheran

drop a load on dem tiddies

EthniCelebs.com/tag/jewish

goes as deep as you can

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ahh yes, those famous Swedish Jews

OJ Simpson

that swede isn't but

Joel Kinnaman (Suicide Squad) is a Swedish Jew
according to Wikipedia

only a christian can murder innocent like OJ

Fun fact, you can fit them all in one ash tray.

>implying heathens are innocent

envy of the chosen people much?

My grandmother was a Norwegian Jew. They exist in Scandinavia.

Jenny slate

Never would have thought

I don't believe it. Jews were banned from Norway for a long ass time

reminds me of Chriqui

Not really, but I enjoy bad ethnic jokes.

There aren't a ton of them, especially in Norway, but they are/were there. She eventually converted to Lutheranism which is probably pretty par for the course.

You can't ban a belief system

>Welcome to Norway. Are you a Jew?
>Uh.... No?
>Welcome in!

these are half or less

they're all exactly half Jewish
but you do realize that according to Judaism that's enough to qualify as fully Jewish

Only if your mother is Jewish
It's matrilineal

>she will NEVER castrate you with her teeth
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)

according to Reform Judaism a paternal Jew is fully Jewish as well

who cares about religion im talking ethnically/biologically

>Reform
LUL

May as well include Atheists

>who cares about religion im talking ethnically
Jews are literally both.

Ashkenazim are indistinguishable from Europeans genetically

giv me this jew gf

giv me this jew gf right NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

pics or i can't help ya

When the Norwegian constitution was written it said Jews are not allowed into the kingdom. If I recall correctly it wasn't removed until the 50s or something.

I just assume anyone in a movie is a jew

there are many different types of europeans all with distinguishable facial features

but yeah ashkenazis are somewhat similar looking to italians albeit with worse forward growth and curlier/kinkier hair

Leatherface

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matthew broderick and jennifer grey

Gee, thanks

i mean pics of jewish actresses

My bad.

Is Gracie a Jew?

>Miranda Jennifer Grossinger

Jesus the Jews do run Hollywood.

To be fair, three of them converted to Judaism only subsequent to having an established Hollywood career:
>Isla Fisher
>Zooey Deschanel
>Elizabeth Banks

Came to post this.

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i see what you did there

What. The. Fuck

CHECKED

>88
What did he mean by this?

eva a best

>jennifer connelly
>that broad from Inglourious Basterds

Fuuuuck

Why do people still spout this? It's an arbitrary rule made up by some slimy rabbis. From a biological perspective it makes no difference whether your mother or father are Jewish, you're half Jewish.

I guess you could live undercover your whole life. Nobody would have batted an eye for deporting a citizen if people found out it was a Jew.
Especially for a man, it was quite hard to hide your belonging.

>You can't ban a belief system

tell that to the president

You do realize that "Jewishness" isn't genetic?

Hebrews are the same as other Levant people and European Jews are the same as their neighbours

He banned countries tho
Like Obama did

>He banned countries tho
shame saudi arabia wasn't one of them
>Like Obama did
you get a gold star

DESU replace Iran with the Saudis and it's a good ban

Lol okay

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The reason Jewish law sees Judaism or Jewishness as being inherited from the mother is that it's only possible to say with certainty that the child is the mother's. You get it?

literally not built enough to pass as He-Man. basically ruined the movie

her nose always bothered me for some reason.

FTFY:
Actors you were surprised to find out weren't Jewish

What if it has to do something with mitochondrial DNA, inherited solely from the mother?