Head Canon

What's your head canon for a movie/show that you think improves it (for you at least)?

why is this not standard military equipment?

My head cannon is a 36 nm cranial nanoprojectile launcher. They even threw in the targeting glasses for free. Only problem is reloading the thing takes me to the doctor for a lengthy procedure.

Blade Runner (in blade runner) was actually a blade runner.

You may want to consider investing in a steel rod in your neck. It really helps with the whiplash.

Friend of mine has a Nose Gun. It fires fin stabilised discarding sabot gyrojet nanoprojectiles (14 nm), says he can't feel the recoil.

The Walrus guy and Dr Fuckedupface in the Mos Eisley Cantina were blamed for the "mining accident" that destroyed Jeda. They found out that the empire pinned it on them a little before Luke bumps into them. So when he says "I have the death sentence on 12 systems" he's not bragging, he's laughing at the cosmic joke his life has become.

Jack Bauer is actually an angel

>matrix sequels don't exist
>star wars prequels don't exist
>all terminator movies after 2 don't exist

the shining is about how jack nicholson loved pussy

explain. I haven't heard this one.

>Star Wars prequels are Rebel/Skywalker propaganda.

>that face he makes when he finds the attractive ghost in the bathroom
couldn't contain the lafter

The following Star Trek episodes don't exist:
TNG: Parallels
VOY: Threshold

the terminator one is also my head canon. don't care how many people say 3 ''isn't that bad'' it's fucking terrible

Jar jar is a sith lord

everything in the movie is about sex. from the blood coming from the elevator to the labyrinth of the hotel and the hedge maze (vaginal metaphors)

syrio is jaqen

euron is daario

dany will lose

"He was only pretending to be retarded!"

>dany will lose
There is hope yet

The star wars prequels are mythic to the people in that universe, the equivalent of King Lear or the Trojan War.

I want everything to go to shit at this point and everyone lose to the ice people but that won't happen will it?

>'being retarded' demolishes legions of battledroids and places him in the position to successfully lobby supreme executive power to his apprentice

Its just 20 years ago so doesnt really work, family

Kubrick you rascal.

one thing I enjoyed in the later seasons is the confirmation that the white walkers were created by the cotf, and were more than likely ancient starks (certainly the Night King, I still submit to the idea of ALL of them being starks)

for the longest time this was "heresy" and the cucks on the westeros forums loved to chide and berate that line of thinking.

So it's just like Strangelove

Shrek is the last ogre and they killed all the other ones which is why he is hiding in the swamp. No I havent seen any other movies in the series.

why they were created?

so did Kubrick make a movie that wasn't about sex?

>legions
>LEGIONS
He accidentally killed 4 by being a dumbass

Yeah. Lolita

to help win the war with the first men who came to westeros

ostensibly to fight against the first men.

its murky because you have a fucked up timeline, and overlapping myths.

you have the long night, all the myths agree this is when the WW first appeared. you also have a second magical event, responsible for the neck. myth says that the cotf tried to split the continent in two. there's more, but i'll leave it at that

That sounds dumb to be honest

Demons.

it's hazy. long night > pact on the isle of faces by harrenhal > continued encroachment > everyone ends up on the other side of the wall (with the white walkers keep in mind..)

it's unknown when the wall was built

Blade Runner and Alien are a shared universe Tyrell Corporation and Weiland are both competitors in the artificial person market with Weiland behind the Nexus 6 rebellion leading to Dr.Tyrell's death allowing for a hostile takeover.
The "Let's go to the colonies!" ads are promoting the same places in the Alien films.

Pretty sure that was the original creative intent and most people just didn't get it

that had invisible spaceships?

dimensions bruv

the newest one with matt smith isn't bad

Explain the bonus situation

> stuff happens off camera and this resolves every plot hole in all films ever

what exactly proves this, or rather how does that make them different from aliens?

3 is better than salvation or genisys. that is a fact

why would demons need physical signs in corn fields? And why was there video of ufo's in the sky? why do demons need spaceships with cloaking to invade earth? Why did people in the middle east kill them with water if it needs to be blessed. Which religion was right?

i'm okay with this. Too bad the new movie will probably fuck that up.

You're fucking insane. After Trump won?

Dani is going to personally rip the cock off every white cis male in the show. It will take up the whole of last two episodes.

Rocky IV ended the Cold War in the cinematic and real universe.

The bonus situation is simple. Brett and Parker may have located a solid source of pure ore and feel that they are not receiving an equal share of of the bonus that the crew is getting from the company for getting a full quota of ore ahead of schedule.
That's why the crew is sore for getting out of cryosleep early to answer the distress call which also may involve more money for the crew.

sounds good desu

have you seen the soldier?

In Shawshank, Andy actually does kill his wife. His escaping the prison aligns with him coming to terms with it (he no longer jokes that he's innocent)


The subplot with Tommy is removed completely too

Also I just realized that Jonesy the cat may also have been a replicant.
But the dog in A3 is real since his forbears may have been transported to Fury 161 before the extinction event.

>Ben befriends Annie
>Eventually starts dating her
>Gets her pregnant
>She dies in childbirth, like everyone on the Island
>Thus, Ben's desire to kidnap Alex and leave Danielle alive instead of killing them both
>Thus, Ben focusing on solving the childbirth problem when Richard says there are more important things to worry about

Batman and bruce wayne are twins who share their lives (like the prestige)

The one with Kurt Russell? Its a solid classic.

every fucking time lmao

In what Batman movie would that make any sense in?

Yeah, it isn't bad.
It's godawful.

batman forever

in any snyderverse batman movie since he's a shit director and DCEU is a shit beyond redemption

I agree, Prometheus, while pretty, wasn't that great.
I'm curious to see how well BR2 will fit into the story.

More like imperial, considering they make everyone except the Emperor look like a fucking retard

Honestly, the Jedi were so fucking stupid throughout the prequels they deserved their fate

ZE Skull gun JA!

These guys are LARPers

Haven't you seen Lego Batman?

They're roommates

>24/7 postapocalyptic LARP autismos living in a junkyard
>Don't even know shit actually hit the fan years ago
>Pinhead zombie is just some crackhead that lives there

In American Psycho he just imagined everything he did.

this show is all just kids playing a game. it's the only way to explain why it's so fucking retarded.

>Negan is just a fat bully stealing everyones lunch

Padre?

The Mad Max in Fury Road is the grown up Feral Kid.

Was paralllels that bad? Been awhile. Or are you saying it literally never happened? Threshold was shit.

Okay so in the Prestige why didn't Hugh Jackman just keepone other guy on the other side of the stage like when he had a double forever instead of killing himself over and over

he couldnt find another reliable double

I misworded it. Why wouldn't he use a copy as a double basically

he didnt want any of the doubles to live. they might take his place

This is cool but IIRC the Feral Kid becomes the Village Elder after they get to safety.

Since Mad Max was brought up, why does Max hallucinate a little girl in Fury Road? Wasn't his kid a boy?

From what I read, all the stories of Max are supposed to be urban legends of the road warrior. The only ones that actually confirmed to happen was Mad Max 1+2. The others are either legends or people using the Road Warrior title.

Not sure about the movie but it doesn't work in the book.

In the book he thinks he kills people who later turn out to still be alive and he at one point gets held up by a taxi driver who accuses him of killing someone he can't remember.

He's so nuts he no longer know what he's done and what he hasn't done.

I pretty much systematically assume that every "it was all a dream/in his head/hallucination/etc" twist is overruled by my head canon counter-twist.

If you've played the game there's a little girl and her mother who die in Gastown just before the events of the movie I just imagine it's her.

Yeah but the game takes place after Fury Road, since they reference Immortan Joe dying once or twice. I figure they just retconned Sprog being a boy or like said, it's all just legends of Road Warriors. Max's situation wouldn't be too uncommon in a post apocalyptic world.

Most of the "it was all a dream" twists are shit because in the end the whole thing means nothing

Parallels completely ruins Star Trek because if there are an infinite number of parallel universes literally nothing you do matters. It's terrible.

This isn't head canon it's actual canon.

>Indiana Jones 4 doesn't exist
>Hobbit movies don't exist

The doubles ALWAYS live though, He never knew that! "I never knew if I was going to appear on the balcony or not"

Prometheuses created humanity

it is in my head

Jim Moriarty deliberately acted like a hypermanic retard in order to keep Sherlock (and Mycroft, and Eurus, though fuck her) from deducting anything about him.

He meant that he had no idea if his double was actually "him" or just a copy with all of his memories.

Eurus was a "dream", like that special episode.

Sam was pulled up to heaven to live with his mom and dad
Dean gave up hunting and lived with Lisa
Cas rules Heaven
Bobby and Rufus die together in one last hunting taking a shit ton of monsters out with them

i know. there will be many such cases

if they wanted to keep even a modicum of plausibility within the framework of the cultures that have been set-up, dany would have gotten BTFO in Cuck's Bay, or failing that, a live of servitude in the dosh kaleen.

It's equally retarded expecting her to gather any real support in Westeros as well.

I fully expect the books, if ever released, to follow this new paradigm as well.

Evangelion: Yui was the villain and manipulated everyone with a master plan. This isn't false mind you, but it's an unconfirmed fan theory with strong evidence for.

John Wick and Wanted take place in the same universe
The Matrix also takes place in the same universe, much further in the future. John Wick's descendant is the chosen one in the Matrix.

HA