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įvairovė edition

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2D women are NOT important.

bad edition

SHE LOOKS LIKE THE REAL THING
SHE TASTES LIKE THE REAL THING
MY FAKE PLASTIC LOVE
AND I CAN"T HELP THE FEELING
I COULD BLOW THROUGH THE CEILING
IF I JUST TURN AND RUN

I"M HERE WITH OUT YOU BABY.

D E S P A C I T O

worn out post

Thread theme song.

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kill whitey

Due to the lack of another /balt/ thread I will stay here, even though it was early.

Good post.

@79725111
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Is lithweeb just talking to himself in the other thread?
Hmmmmm..

come on, /balt/, focous.
we can do this.

Yea, shame there wasn't another thread that wasn't early we could go to.

He's finally lost it, mind you he didn't have much to begin with

I have come to the conclusion that /balt/ Anime is a different general than /balt/. Thus, due to a lack of competition, this here is the real thread.

No we all agreed this a week or two ago remember?

Hmm yes, this is possible.

listening to dadrock

Watch the 3rd Narcos season if you haven't yet, it's worth it

MISTER MOJO RISING

...

Is that series good?
My parents told me I should watch it but I don't really watch serious tv shows.

It's good, yeah

It's the first time Netflix has made it to the 3rd season of a show without fucking it up

mate
narcos
is
GOD TIER

great actors, great production value, great soundtrack
everything was shot on location in colombia too
i like their shtick that they left the original spanish dialogue in spanish, it keeps everything realistic and atmospheric

even my parents love it and they usually only watch "shows" like midsomer murders or father brown

what are other netflix originals worth getting into?
i tried out the expanse but didn't really like it and stranger things is off putting because of the child characters
not a fan of children

you'll be sorry if you slam my mercedes door again

House of Cards seasons 1 and 2
Daredevil season 1
Marco Polo season 1
Bojack Horseman was ok, but I didn't watch past season 1

All of those had decent endings for the season so it's not like you'd be leaving anything unresolved

People said that making a murderer and Sense8 were good but I never watched them

hey thanks
heard that bojack is pretentious af though

>Bojack Horseman was ok
My friends would murder you if you said that, they swear to me that Bojack is the best damn show ever made.

>heard that bojack is pretentious af though
the 1st season is mostly just about him being a sad sack of shit and getting cockblocked by a dog. It was a decent watch tho

It wasn't even netflix's best series when it came out

everyone go to youtube they got some videos there for real

youtube.com/watch?v=ztUs1lDASQ0

whoa you're right this site is full of videos.

youtube.com/watch?v=7iWkEotpTvA

My Mom Doesn't Like It When I waste Food. Today I had A plate Covered In my Hand . She Must've Thought It was The Potato Salad She Told me Not to waste. So she Says If It's The potato Salad I'm Going to Shove The Plate In your Face. Then Out Of my mind Since I feel Comfortable I tell Her If It's not Then I'm Going to shove It in your Face. She Tried t peeking at it To See what It was And Saw Cake.... She Said Ohhh Sorry papi And 1 Second On the Dot later She Says I love you. I was COCKY and Confident Plus I had A smirk on My Face. Without Even Knowing it i was Cocky and Confident . Once A person Does these Things Enough They Come to the Point Where they Don't Even Think About it And It Becomes Natural.

autism is magic

hmm yes
5 pm already
good good

>The Echpik people a distant offshoot of the Finnish people have lived in what is now known as eastern Lithuania for centuries. They are notable for their radical cosmology relative to other Uralic peoples as well as an extensive oral tradition deriving from unknown sources. Indeed the Echpik have remained pagan to this very day through figures derived from the Christian mythos such as Jesus Christ have entered the pantheon. The most stark feature of their mythology is the unusual importance they place on the afterlife compared to all other European and Siberian traditions. It is unknown exactly how many underworlds there are in Echpik cosmology through the most important are named. In addition each underworld is presided over by at least one god who unlike in the Egyptian tradition could be a malevolent or relatively neutral figure. It is unknown why the Echpik were not converted like the other Uralic tribes of the Baltic region but it is speculated that they adopted sufficient Christian practices to pass as ones to ignorant missionarys.

>The Echpik by the middle to late 1600's had created a major settlement known as Kantike along the banks of the Daugava in modern day Latvia. Despite being to small to be called a true city it proved to be the high point of Echpik culture. The most notable items to come from Kantike were a series of nine jewels which were said to have magical properties in Echpik folklore on the account of being blessed by the god of the first (and most important) underworld Tuoni. These properties include the ability to turn water into blood, bestow power over the minds of animals such as dogs and crows, unusual luck with manmade objects such as dice and weaponry, the ability to communicate with the dead who had touched the jewels, vague power over the earthly domain and most notably the ability to take a persons life by the start of the next full moon if the proper ritual was followed which apparently required both a bone of a relative as well as the blood of the victim. Off these nine jewels two are currently in the possesion of the Echpik, three are in the Latvian national mueseum, one is possesed by the parliament of russia, one is currently one of the crown jewels of england and the remaining two are lost. It has been speculated by scholars that both the British royal family as well as the Russian Tsars used these jewels to expand their own power as well as the power of their realms through this is likely just superstition. An incident in which a respected Echpik man died of unknown reasons after writing a cryptic letter on the night of a full moon is often used as evidence for the power of the jewels. At least 5 other events like this have been reported among the Echpik during the 20th century and a similar case was recorded involving a minor noblewoman in 19th century england. Despite this the supposed power of the jewels is disregarded by many historians.

>Kantike was burnt down under personal orders of the Russian Tsar in the early 1800's due to reports of a figure composed of black mist floating over the Daugava. It was long rumoured that the Echpik were still followers of paganism and therefore devil-worshippers in the eyes of Orthodox church. A visit from the Tsars cousin in 1821 only served to further these suspicions and Kantike was burnt down in 1823 for supposedly conjuring the black mist figure. Since entries pertaining to a so called "Jewel of Kantike" started appearing in the Tsar's diary around this time it is assumed this event resulted in the Russian royal family obtaining one of the nine jewels. The Echpik never built another large settlement after Kantike and continued to live in small tribal villages built around a single clan. It is most likely that the Echpik in modern day Latvia and Belarus died out, emigrated or were assimilated during this time, through the latter scenario is unlikely.

>The Echpik were for unknown reasons not counted as part of the censuses of the Soviet Union despite being in counted as citizens of the Russian Empire even through their relevance had decreased after the burning of Kantike. It is perhaps fortunate that the Echpik were ignored by the Soviets thanks to there extensive persecution of other minorities. Despite this it is a mystery to why they were basically ignored as the Soviets documented and counted the peoples of other pagan groups such as the Yakuts. The Echpik were also not counted in the first census of the post-soviet republic of Lithuania through they were counted in subsequent ones thanks to a petition sent by the representatives of multiple Echpik tribes. In recent years at least 3 cases of Lithuanians killing Echpik for ethnic reasons have occured. This has caused much distress amongst the Echpik who number little over a thousand as of 2013 and a few Echpik have attempted to negotiate a deal with the Polish government and the EU to settle in areas of eastern poland where they will have less contact with outsiders.

wtf Lithuania?

hmm yes quite interesting indeed never heard of them though epchik sounds a bit silly

lads

just a reminder lads
women's looks go to shit once they hit 20
so if you're still a teenager
do not waste your time
you WILL regret it

apparently the world is supposed to end on the 23rd again
stay tuned

jav videos with actually good looking women
now that would be something

shame that japanese men are autistic manlets and their women look like even swarthier arabs with down's syndrome

there ARE exceptions
but exceptions make the rule or whatever that saying was

not to mention that they pixelate all their "porn" too thus rendering it unfappable
bunch of retards

they even censor fucking h games
what is wrong with these people

they apparently have an obsession with chubby fat chested milfs as well

sorry to break it to you but men dont desire big tits anymore

youre stuck in the past century
just like your ugly 40 year old pornstars

Me & my Baltic bf
Inside Japans cuckoldry scene
Orange Hitler
Cool black guy, Effeminate white boy
Kill the white devil
The right side won WWII
The wrong side won the WWII pacific theatre
My wifes son is a magical girl
Look at this cool black guy
The horrors of the syrian war

stop d0in9 that

this is what peak female physique looks like

lmao this guy

Are you a lithuanian?

I can't sleep.

hmm apparently they have zinger mozzarellas in oz
would quite like it

nothing you can do about that m8
maybe get some sleeping meds if that's a recurring problem

time for dinner, bye

l8r gator

Yeah I probably should.