/brit/

The Anglo phenotype edition

me in the middle

3d women ARE important

Beautiful Thugger Girls might be my album of the year

*stares at you*

Horrid slags that aren't to be trusted until they want kids even then some of them are still willey

*walks menacingly towards the camera*

he's jewish

Come on mate I'm about to have my midday luncheon meal.

don't ever talk to me or my son again

Fire in the belly leads to poo in the pants.

When people with a yank flag say 'lad', why? Fair enough if you're just living over there and are actually from Britain but if you are a yank please just stop. Ty.

gf is watching that carpool karaoke thing, awfully cringey how is this so popular

Your mum know you chat shit like that?

When people with a yank flag post in /brit/, why? Fair enough if you're just living over there and are actually from Britain but if you are a yank please just stop. Ty.

hair is too long but cba to get it cut

ah ffs

why did people think suburban sprawl was a good idea

willy is too long but cba to get it cut

fire in the mouth makes my asscrack go south

it has popular celebrities singing normie songs
perfect slop for the runt trough

My mom was a Stacy until she met my dad. Never trust young women.

Politics and power in the last days of the American Republic.

Never really been remotely interested in sex with another person, except for when I have a boner, which lasts 5 minutes max thanks to the wonders of masturbation.

If I hadn't been so lazy and selfish with my time, I could've built an awesome life without that sex obsession weighing me down.

Still not a virgin though haha.

Do you think you can accurately gauge a person's intelligence just from reading their post on /brit/?

hmmm

been throwing pinecones at timothy james byrnes rented flats roof in high wycombe for weeks now
ama

Imagine living in an area that urbanised after the year 1945 how grim

ah dammit me cock's scraping again

no because most things are said post-ironically and it's impossible to tell if someone is baiting. LARPing or playing the devils advocate

had phimosis and had my willy cut even though I since learned there are other treatments

why did everything go to shit after ww2
it can't be a coincidence

fucking hell you've got a strong arm

they didn't think it was good or bad they just let it happen because they decided not to care

Dobbing

Yeah, sort of. Usually look at their reaction to a news article posted on here.

>everything went to shit after ww2

Nicaragua to sign Paris deal, leaving US, Syria as only countries opposed

what age

idk like 3 or 4
probably 4 because I remember it sticking to my pyjamas overnight

its true though

DRUMPF!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yanks

Had phimosus and painfully had my foreskin stretched by my ex gf giving me rough as fuck handjobs.

>the world was ever good

Mousewheel is incredibly squeaky today.

YOUR FORESKIN ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE PULLED BACK AT AGE 4

jesus christ, i had it until 16 and it just goes away by itself
what the fuck is with peoples lust for wanton willy whacking?

fedoraposting = filtered

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*gets raped and killed at age 4*
ah yes, the bright side of life

cant have the good without the bad desu

if there are no aliens then explain this

SO MUCH FOR THE 'TOLERANT' HUMAN RACE

>why yes i do hatpost

i miss you hitler

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have literally done nothing but masturbate all morning

looks like somewhere satan would make you live

imagine if hitler had nukes

who are you quoting?

Want all gays, nonces and muslims kicked out of the country

Let's give it a go

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not you so fuck off

leave me alone

This post is just fucking wrong

all me

unironically not far off

what game should I play from my steam library in this pic lads?

tfw you scored the highest

did a deal with the devil and now i live here

103 average
happy with that

play the game of going outside

He's right though, brainlet

super cuckio adventure

Why would a girl like my OKcupid profile but ignore my message

wasabi peas and matcha tea is the patricians light snack

grim

>In young children, it is normal to not be able to pull back the foreskin. In more than 90% of cases, this inability resolves by the age of seven, and in 99% of cases by age 16.[4][5] Occasionally, phimosis may be caused by an underlying condition such as scarring due to balanitis or balanitis xerotica obliterans. This can typically be diagnosed by seeing scarring of the opening of the foreskin.

ah yes, it's not pulled back at age 4 let's just chop it off

wheres the trees?

read a book ;)

is this what the average anglo looks like?

build a /brit/ themed park in RCT2

can someone link me to the most reddit post in this thread cheers

I have a broken leg
why
just finished Fear and Loathing by Soren Kierkegaard
maybe sounds fun

>108 average
70th percentile. Happy with that.

I think you're being generous here

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>why
because there is not a single game good there

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aoe2 is good

don't need them la have enough green as it is (every so often i convert my money to dollars for a laugh)

Wants your validation not your dick.
Or your message was shit.

he's jewish so yes

alri you found one
my point still stands

How was it? Never read Kierkegaard.

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cheers

Decent selection, apart from the lack of Fallout.

I spent all day on Half Life yesterday. It's from 1998 but still very playable.
Chivalry is a laugh if you haven't played that. Takes a while to get into but it definitely has it's moments once you're comfortable with timing your blocks and strikes.
Empire: Total War is superb if you like to dream about Britain's empire (as long as you're England). Go smash some JFs.

already done lad

sorry, need to update my answer

>this is the man who tells you to shot yourselves on /brit/