”He’s the [shitty 3rd world nationality] Messi”

>”He’s the [shitty 3rd world nationality] Messi”

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>the American Messi

>American Ronaldo
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>"They're the Manchester United of [country that has a terrible league]"

>[Player] is the next Jordan/Gretzky/Jeter/Sanders

Said by no one, but again >a fucking leaf

They usually use Real Madrid or Barcelona for that.

>the Portuguese Messi

>American Raul Meireles
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*blocks your path*

>they just wanted it more

>the Argentinian messi

>german humor

Pulisic doesnt statpad or fake an injury and lets the team win without him while he takes all the credit though. He carried us like how Messi the GOAT carried Argentina in the qualifiers.

>"The next Drogba"
>Only similarity is skin colour

>pacy french negro
>"The next Henry"

>carried us
>didn't qualify

>American Yevhen Konoplyanka
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>black dmc
>the next makelele

>black big striker
>the next drogba

>black small striker
>the next eto'o

>He's quick, he's fast, he's pacey he has got it all

>white 3-point specialist rookie
>the next kyle korver/jj reddick

>He's a mini [famous player]
Bonus points if he's smaller than [famous player] and/or brought in to replace him

>The next Drogba
>referring to N'golo Kante

>American Theo Walcott

>he the Argentinean messi

>he's the next Mbappe

Why do people never make these assumptions but with Ronaldo?

I've never seen the next Ronaldo

mmm... maybe because he's not the best player in the history of the sport?

We've had 3 Greek Messis but only one Greek Ronaldo.

PS: All 4 are shit.

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No one is doing steroids any more

What about a.donis?
If he starts shooting straight

Because they know no one will ever reach his goatness

Adonis is a god mate

>mfw they used to call fucking Grosicki as "the polish Messi"

>implying

nigga even stole the celebrations kek

>I've never seen the next Ronaldo

Bayol

Memphis-Depay got the next Ronaldo treatment when he went to Utd and wore #7.

Also there was that Japanese player at Arsenal who was the "next Ronaldo"

Miyaichi? On my mind that guy was always ~165cm but I just checked and he's 183

He was the polish Messi

Yeah that's the one.

>Playing in German second division
>Last Japan game was in 2012

Ah yes, the world renowned Arsenal scouting and development.

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i think there's a bootleg messi in every nation

>buy jap
>sell shirts to japs
>rinse
>repeat

Whats wrong with that?

Why do people call him by his second name when there's already one GOAT ronaldo? It's very disrespectful desu.
Cristiano is a nice name as well.

Penaldo
Fatnaldo

Easy

That's fine as long as you don't iron it

>referring to a black player
>powerful/strong/big etc

>the new zidane

Mexican Messi

Who are you guys quoting?
Right after:
>"With due respect to the inevitable/obvious differences, of course! [using mild awkward/knowing laughs]"

>He's the Messi of the developed world!

>"He's a Messi's Messi"

Do you know how many Greek Messi have existed over the past 10 years?
>One of them playin in Saudi Arabia from the age of 23 , Fetfatzidis
Talented kid. If he had work ethic he could actually be a very good winger
>One of hem playing in IsraEL rite now ,Ninis
Really was an elite when he was young then probably same as the other one he just got tired of trying and settled. Best stop in his career :Belgium League
>Koutsianikoulis
He came to my city and decided opening a cafeteria is more important than becomming a proper winger. Plays in Greek B league now and considered average there as well.

Every r3tard who uses the "YEAH BUT OUR U-19 REACHED THE EURO SO WE GOT A GOOD GENERATION COMMING" argument should be shot when seen.

I've heard people saying Mbappé is the next Ronaldo and Dembélé the next Messi

Well, at least the Greek LeBron was real

He scored 10 of the 17 goals they US scored during the hex, including scoring in the loss to Tia & Tamara. It's not his fault that Altidore missed an easy tap in from his pass

The USMNT, at this time, is literally Pulisic + 10 retards

Because everyone knows Ronaldo is a fucking statpadding fraud

To be honest with our NT going from being continuous member of World Cups to >this im literally inches from changing favorite sports.
wish us the next Greek things
(and tbqh we have a few - 2 almost fully Greek teams with low budget are dominating the Greek League the last 3 years - Panionios and Atromitos - and rumour has it half their players are already sold abroad for the upcomming windows)

>The USMNT, at this time, is literally a retard + 10 extreme retards

ftfy

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jej

Heard Marco Rojas was the New Zealand Messi yesterday. So invaluable he came on as a sub!

burak was pretty based 2bh. i remember he was #2 at cl goalscorers after tsunaldo at some point

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>inb4 hurr dive

dont care

Can't wait to watch him and that AZ winger in the WC.

>tf
>tp
disgusting

>Beast
>Tank

>Talking about Touré or Kanté

He's been called the Kiwi Messi for ages, think it's mostly sarcasm. Like how we call Jack Colback the Ginger Pirlo

>Patrice "The Beast" Evra
>Jay Jay "The Tank" Okocha

>The Maradona of the Carpathians

I’m sure you’ve heard this before.

It’s a shame you weren’t aborted.

>Messi scores a hat trick on the final match day to put Argentina in the world cup
>Pulisic...??

He did score against Trinny & Susannah tbf

Posting next ronaldos

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this had to be the worst. guy scored some barebones goals when he was 18 and was being spammed as the next ronaldo.

Atlest someone like depay had some credibility to his resume.

As a sporting fan this hurts. There was a decent amount of hype with him