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well I'm sorry to hear that

EASY

Do you think the guy really was still made about the 50 bucks?

eeh howbah de peibeck widahhfiddybuckseh

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post operatorkino pls

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Did they forget to slow down the fucking car in their "slow-mo" sequence?

kek. seems like it

[very fast car moving at incredible hihg speed]

>everyone that fights him is a short, overweight middle-aged man
kek

Fucking Deus Ex

Say that to my face not online see whahappen

Which movie is the one with him getting pushed down a hallway on a skateboard?

Are there any other extremely bizarre dialogue sequences in his movie? The writing in that scene makes absolutely no sense but it's still hilarious.

someone post the webm of segal slowly fighting and chopping off a guy's arm, kek

>here's that infinity i was tellinyabout
>amazzinggunn long slide widecleddy
>almost fifteen rounds in a forty five canyouimagine
>very accuratespectacularpistol

ANYONE SEEN RICHIE?
ANYONE KNOW WHY RICHIE DID BOBBY *farts* LUPO?

who even thinks this looks good

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I know it's a Seagal movie, but still. what the fuck was the first guy thinking? walking up to him that close with a gun? raising his arm up as his first move? what would that have accomplished?

He killed the same guy four times.

What's the alternative? He'd just sneak up on you otherwise. You literally can't outwit a master tactician

I watched Attack Force today, half his fucking lines are dubbed because his speech is unintelligible.

How many times is he gonna do the "switch hands to show how tactical I am" before it gets old?

Reminds me of the scene in the batman movie where all of the riot police with assault rifles walk up to batman as he kill them all in melee combat. Really dumb shit that plebs don't even think about.

Safety first. Gotta hold the railing with one hand.

Just wait till I hit my mark, you're fucking dead kiddo

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theres no way you came up with that file name yourself

Not this one, no. I have taken to naming the Seagal webms I get tho

>oops who am i showing this to don't look at the camera

>not exhibiting your extremely accurate firearms to a room full of your acolytes
wewlad

youtube.com/watch?v=3Jji78uEW14

Obligatory.