>parents are from northern spain
>I have blond hair and green eyes
>I'm considered hispanic
>mark hispanic on everything
>my graduate department has me down as a minority student for benefits
my ancestors would be proud that I'm abusing natives for personal gain
>Spain
>White
Moor please
Fags like you need to grow up.
Objectively niggers are the race we should exterminate
There is literally no reason not to take advantage of retarded race policies desu
Your ancestors would be proud
>my ancestors would be proud that I'm abusing natives for personal gain
kek
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So much this
All other races can bicker, fight, kill each other - but in the end, we can shake hands and make peace with each other
Niggers have got to go
>Born in Mallorca to british parents.
>Tall, blond hair, blue eyes.
>Reap all the social benefits of being considered a "guiri" in Spain.
>Go to US
>Reap all the economic benefits of being considered a minority.
Life is good.
Same desu senpai.
You should hand in your white male card, you don't deserve it.
>Bang Indonesian girl from behind
>Look up and see an apparition of Johan van Oldenbarnevelt appear before me
>He smiles upon me saying "Plunder that booty my Dutch descendant"
how much are the benefits actually?
Is it a considerable amount? please elaborate.
could a german moving to the usa get minority benefits? What qualifies someone as minority?
We get more scholarships and better chances of getting hired to fill quotas. And Germans won't be considered minorities. American race laws are weird.
Calm down Ahmed. The Second Reconquista will be happening soon.
Descended from true Spaniards then?
Funny how few people know about fair featured Spaniards.
>banging English slag last week
>look up and see the apparition of Brian Boru appear before me
>he smiles and says "raid that Anglo shoreline my Irish descendant"
Good Job godo
>tfw half persian half slav
>Always choose "multi racial" as my race for free gibs
>tfw nobody has ever questioned it
kek
>Hamd'allah, what are you doing kafir? You're supposed to let yourself be cucked by race laws like a good go-kafir! REEEEE inshallah!
>be banging polish gf
i've got nothing
> banging polish gf
> Eisenhower appears
> "I saved that ass 70 years ago"
Found the spanish immigrant.
Good for you. Ultimately, systemic abuse of this setup is how we can eventually overthrow it.
Dated a girl once who was half-Indian, half-Brazilian. Very dark skinned. She always listed herself as "black" for college applications and things like business loans because nobody would question her about her ethnicity and she got better perks that way.