He still makes more than you

He still makes more than you.

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he also lives in a trailer

Liked his Cool World review tbqhwy familia

i'm fine with this.

As long as I don't have to be doug.

Good for him. Not jealous of Doug Walker's life.

Still won't watch his stuff.

>tfw I've been watching TGWTG weekly since early 2008 when he only had 1-2 vids up.
>tfw I saw Nostalgia Chick and Angry Joe before they went on to other bigger things
>tfw I remember when Jesuotaku and that comedians son weren't trannies
>tfw I remember belly laughing at NC's antics in 2008-2009 like when he trolled harry potter fans
>tfw I remember when he started getting too big for his britches, around the time of Suburbian Knights
>tfw his production values went up but the charm was lost
>tfw other, newer youtubers started doing his shit better
>tfw To Boldly Flee was self-satisfied shit but hey everyone makes mistakes
>tfw He announced a new series and that TGWTG would become a high-production value "channel" with loads of different new shows and personalities!
>tfw I saw the writing on the wall but kept watching
>tfw he releases Demo Reel #1
>tfw you remember what the TGWTG boards were like the day Demo Reel #1 came out and were there to take part in the mockery/shitposting
>tfw TGWTG pretended nothing was wrong for a few weeks and kept with demo reel
>tfw he eventually resorted to damage control and brought back NC
>tfw all his other big names have been jumping ship, dying, or getting sex changes. Now it's just Doug and his unfunny paid extras
>tfw NC is still haunted by the ghost of Demo Reel with unfunny skits/extras and taking itself too seriously
>tfw Doug's even more unfunny brother went from editing shit to shoving his way into every video
>tfw in his death throes Doug has tried to latch onto SJWisms and other, newer, but far more popular reviewers like Chris Stuckmann and RLM
>tfw he still gives that same empty, sad smile that hes been giving since around 2011
>tfw I still watch him each week as I have for almost a decade now

i would like to have a career where i get paid to yell and scream at movies for making lame jokes and then wave a gun in the air.

He's also a bald, fat manchild who does skits for TV Tropes fucktards.

die

do you have some kind of Stockholm Syndrome or just Autism

Thanks to him we got the likes of the LATZA.

Eggkara?

both

>wake up
>look at mirror
>still not doug walker
feels good

How much does he make?

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Also available in audio book:

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about tree fiddy

Well don't just post the first one without posting the whole kinomatic universe.

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Nostalgia Wolf Chapter 2 (by Smeg); pastebin.com/f11jFByb

Adios Pendejos (Nostalgia Wolf spin-off by Smokekaka); pastebin.com/fRCiTN7p

Nostalgia Wolf Chapter 3: Guns of the Autistic (by SpoonyONE); pastebin.com/3evXJR95

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Hey guys I got an exclusive photograph of Linkara of Atop the 4th Wall!

Iirc around $40k a year. Plus he has to pay back for the studio he rented for Demo Reel.

>tfw are you me
I know every single one of those feels, except for watching his work week to week, that sounds depressing, though I do go back and check his stuff out every now and again when Im bored, but probably around 2013 is when I really started to stop watching as much.

I still legit think he has talent but he basically throws it away

>Ruins alright movies for people by bitching as much as possible
>Hates ambiguity in films (I bet he despises The Sixth Sense since the kid didn't go "I see dead people AKA: You"
>He is easily disgusted/disturbed by tame shit
>Hates films for not trying too much, but nitpicks movies that do to the point where he makes them look shit
>Cherrypicks bad or out-of-context scenes/moments so his opinion seems just
>Tries to be funny by including a cast of uninspired junkies to cosplay or voice poorly animated characters
>Has made "Real Opinion" videos on shit he's reviewed where he sometimes backpedals his hatred. So to understand his view better, you better put cash in his pockets by clicking that extra video!

Well it was about that time that I noticed Douge Walker was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the plesiozoic era.

He has no niche anymore. 2008-2009 his shit was pretty new on youtube and among the best. His only real competitor was AVGN and the movies vs video game stuff kept them cornered on their separate genres.

Now though, there's more satirical review channels then they are movies. He has no point anymore

A nasty cock slut indeed.

>tfw I do in fact make more money than Douge
> he'll probably have healthier lungs when we're both old though

What the hell is wrong with you people?

I know he hates AI (2001) for the ambiguity and the ending.
He makes fairly decent for an e-celeb I guess. He would make more if he didn't rent out that studio for over a million dollars.

His A.I. review pissed me off. I didn't like the ending either, but it wasn't THAT bad.

He would make more if he actually had talent and steadily honed his skills. He evolved but he did not improve. Just stuck around, started a small kingdom, and watched it crumble.

absolutely. it's like old school rap stars, people like Boogie Down Productions or Too Short. When they came out they were the SHIT, and highly influential and new and all this and that but within ten years somehow magically their work sounds stale and lifeless and really, really boring, because yes they were an innovator, but they were a REALLY early innovator, and they begin a domino effect of innovation that soon eclipses their work forever. No one will ever forget 2Pac, Biggie Smalls. Will we really remember Whodini the same way?

OH MY GOD THAT FUCKING COSTUME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

He looks attractive and is about the size of an average human mother.

I like this analogy.

GROWN-ASS MEN
FIGHTING WITH FOAM SWORDS
ON A PLAYGROUND

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Every time I see his wife's pics I don't mind .

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Is this Shadman?

I am the Nostalgia Critic.
I married her so you don't have to.

Post AVGN's wife.

No I'm not.

What is this?!

it's the only funny thing he's ever done (excepting The Lust of Us)

>wetback setback
>April fell down all those stairs, and there was nothing else to it

holy fucking God, my sides.

TAKING ALL BETS TAKING ALL BETS

What will happen in 2017?

>2017 becomes The Year of the Spoon. Spoony gets his act together and becomes an e-celebrity once more.
>Spoony's Patreon dips to $0 and he kills himself.
>Nostalgia Critic invents another movement like #WTFU to try and propel himself into being relevant.
>Another disgusting Linkara fetish is uncovered
>Douge attempts to make another movie/spinoff that is absolutely incompetent in every regard, like Pop Quiz Hotshot, Demo Reel, Awesome Comics, etc.
>Another TGWTG member goes trans (my bet is on Lindsay)

Douge is a winner

It's weird how we follow him

fucking kek

>Awesome Comics
How many episodes of Awesome Comics have actually been about comics? They're mostly about capeshit movies and other "nerd culture" stuff.

0. It was made to fulfil an IndieGoGo promise but Douge wanted a ScreenJunkies style show. Except their set is shit and the panelists are uninteresting.

I think the last NC review I watched was the Shining TV show one.
Has he ditched the girl and the black yet or is it the same shit since then?

He still has the fat girl and the black furry.

shes not thicc anymore senpai

Wait, the black guy is a furry?

Yes, he literally is. The used his fursuit in an episode even.

Why is everyone connected to NC such a disgusting, degenerate, piece of human garbage?
I use to think Spoony was the only semi decent one but even he seems to be close to killing himself.

Really new to Channel Awesome people. They legit had a tranny?

Yeah it's a pretty great kinomatic universe. More coming soon.

They've had several. MtF and FtM. Some were trannies from the beginning. Others became trannies over time.

At least two. JesuOtaku, and Colin Mochrie's son.

Oh, I forgot Linkara's "girl"friend, Iron Liz.

shad made his wife look a lot prettier than she actually is

seriously, you people gotta stop posting these nobodies

HOLY FUCK!
Was tuffy HIS fursuit!?!?

They put up with that degeneracy? Given the number of subs they cant be passable.

JesuOtaku just cut her hair and the other put some lipstick on.

>Given the number of subs

Rus subs?

I meant like YT followers.

Yes, that's his own personal suit. It's disgusting.

I think more of the same is in order.

bruh... have you even read the Nostalgia Wolf?

He still makes me laugh. Watched his Cool World vid the other day and I laughed.

thank you, if youre still here

I just saw it in this thread. What the fug

Bowling IN furry suits?

>I use to think Spoony was the only semi decent one but even he seems to be close to killing himself.
>close to
This is the year of the Spoony, maybe he'll finally do it

check those fucking digies, son.

trips confirm year for Spoony

underrated

Spoony is fucked.

Control (2007)

It's kino, bruh.

Read it or listen to the audio books. It'll change your life senpai.

alright, fuck. Kek confirms, spoony is DONE.

thanks hommie

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>Problem? >:3

Yes, the problem is you haven't been sterilized yet.

The girl isn't very mentally stable either.

KEK

What a retard. It's sad that people actually believe the jewish lies.

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>anti women humans
Well you certainly fall under a spectrum anyway

No he doesn't

At least Doug has a mature take on it.

Wow.

Didn't he start watching avatar and steven universe when he was like 40 years old?

probably still spergs about hentai being all tentacles and young girls, will die not having seen akira

>let me relate the adult world to children's cartoons

WATCH
ANOTHER
CARTOON

kek I meant anime that was the ultimate freudian slip

more valid point w/ akira tbqh

Yes, he realized his autistic audience liked those shows, so he had to as well. He's really the anti-critic. His views are based on his audiences opinions. He gets called an SJW now, but he used to make plenty of gay, tranny, and rape jokes.

He willingly dated and had sex with a tranny