Tfw you're watching a movie in bed and this happens

>tfw you're watching a movie in bed and this happens

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Stahp user. I find crie

what is the purpose of gf?

steal monies

lob

>trying to get ready in the morning
>gf pushes you into the bed and forcefully snuggles you

so annoying

To spend a few minutes in situations like this, have sex with her and then realize that the small amount of good doesnt make up for the bad you put up with or the heartache of having her leave you because all of those good moments and all of those songs she shared with you and the feelings she shared with you and the pictures you took together all add to the spikes in your heart when it's all over in the end. You look at gifs like this or pictures of cute girls on here and you think that you really, really want to have a girl like that and that you would be kind to her and hold her and caress her from the moment you kiss and never really think about the end of it. The kiss is nice, walking around in the park on a clear, starry spring night is nice. laying in bed when its snowing out and just listening to music is nice. But all those nice moments are just disconnected images in your head. In reality she has problems the same as you. When you're with her it's nice but after a while you start to think maybe this isn't how I hyped it up in my head. The good moments run together only to be remembered in the end. You forget how crazy or insecure she was and just remember that one night where you bought her a rose and she first kissed you because you showed her kindness. GFs are a desire and a memory. Maintaining a relationship is tough.

fuck. I'm in a relationship now and this shit is all so true. I want out for all of these reasons

bro I know this

>accidentally wake her up
>she forces you to stay in bed because she can't fall asleep without being cuddled up to you

As someone whose been in multiple relationshits i can 100% confirm this

Most if not all women aren't really worth the trouble believe me

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someone cute you can take care of and hold and be nice to

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Too much R9K baggage, if you ask me.

What did they mean by this?

So I'm not really missing out on anything then?

This scene made me laugh so hard when I first saw it

and simultaneously feel

>it's a try to make user kill himself episode

For those who've accepted that they will die alone, what do you do to fill your time?

Aside from watching TV and film, of course

I watch television and film only.

good description user.

watching this crap. I just post on this board. I don't own a TV and have only gone to the movie theater once as a child. My internet is dial up so I can't stream or download anything. And I'm too poor for redbox.

>putting yourself in a chokehold

No wonder women can't fight.

drinking, vidya, jerking off, smoking cigarettes, contemplating suicide.

Fuck this gay thread man

My internet has a low data cap so I can't stream or download anything without my speed being slowed to dial up.
I have a tv tuner and I record a dozen things a week and i also take advantage of local libraries.

You can download low quality things at dial up speed while you sleep.
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don't do the last one user

good things will happen

>tfw you are watching a movie in bed and suddenly your loneliness and dread hits you at once, thinking about going to the fridge and downing a bottle of vodka to numb you while looking at all the empty bottles on your desk

>tfw I have broken up with her 2 months ago and now Im home alone lonely with a broken leg

karma's a bitch I tell ya

/fit/ and vidya

>tfw run out of cigs and bourbon while still depressed and missing her even though she is never coming back no matter how much self-destructive behavior you indulge in

As someone who recently got out of an eight year relationship, this is pretty spot on.

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>good things will happen
Tell the truth.

it's weird, it's one of those things you desperately want when you've never experienced it, but you get over so quickly unless you just happen upon a literal perfect girl, which is unlikely

>friday night
>worked all week
>feet hurt throbbing
>mind in a haze
>getting dark
>walking downtown
>starts to drizzle
>pretty girl standing near park gate
>smiles at you
>prismatic raindrops in her hair
>oh wow thats my gf
>"Hi user. Im so hungry. I got us a table at P'tit Loup. I think youll like it. Dont worry youll like it."

>Hair falls out at age 19
>Funnily enough super hairy body so I look even more shit
>Scalp issues, dandruff, scars from acne on scalp
>Not packing
>weight problems
>Something new wrong with me every month
>Horrible acne scars
>Genetic bags under my eyes
>I can hide some of these with the right clothing and a hat
>mfw the super rare times a girl shows interest in me I know the second she see's the real me she'd nope right out
>Fuck life

Why am I still here, bros? I just need to do it already...

Focus on making money, hide away from the world and study or learn a trade. Make yourself attractive with confidence and wealth.

Otherwise, eat healthy and get on a diet plan, shave your shit, work out twice a week, wear nice clothes. You'll eventually be at the point where there will be people less attractive then you and that makes you fuckable in someone's eyes.

>tfw I'm on this thread, laying in bed next to my long-term qtgf

Is the hat a fedora?

>>So I'm not really missing out on anything then?
no
you see this once you see that the world keeps spinning even when you give an orgasm to some girl

Thankfully I'm at least not too retarded.

do you guys ever even have girls smile at you

my mommy does

>have to hear every detail about boring work or friend gossip
>have to go to her sister's birthday party
>have to put in time with her family
>have to do "spontaneous" shit constantly to assuage her insecurity
>have to cut down the time you spend on basically all hobbies and friends

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on occasion, but that's before they get to know you

once they do it's usually business as usual

not to interrupt the self-loathing, but how is she so perfect lads?

>about to leave for work
>girlfriend pulls down my pants and gives me head
>five minutes late to work

At what cost?

Cute response

19 year old qt is always friendly and smiles at work.

This is literally the only reason I haven't offed myself, I couldn't put my family through something like that.

one of the best feelings you can have is when you see little ways that your gf is "proud" to date you

i went from scrawny to a decent amount of muscule and my one gf literally went and bragged to all her friends about how ripped i was

>tfw the only girl I ever told I loved laughed in my face about it

Fuck off cunt. irebel.

>come to bed user

>encouraging the continued descent of Sup Forums

no rudeness allowed here user

>take off clothes
>starts laughing at me uncontrollably
>starts taking pictures of my pathetic naked body to show to her friends later
>dumps me on the spot
>calls up tyrone while I'm in ear shot as she laughs with him about me

I've been in an 8 year relationship and I don't remember ever cuddling or doing anything romantic, it's just like having a friend you fuck

sounds like a shitty relationship

>good morning user!

don't bring that shit in here

you'll find out one day user

you will get sick of fucking the same person in a few months no matter what

ITT you fall in love you lose

>tfw desperately want to believe love exists but know it will never happen to me

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Everything is fleeting user. Find your pleasures where you can.

yeah once. i was talking to my seat neighbour when a qt, who sat rectangular to my desk, turned around and smiled at me. i immediately stopped talking and forgot what i wanted to say. i knew she wasn't smiling because of me, but it still hit me like a truck.

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It's like if Rashida Jones married another half-breed and had a slightly whiter child.

rashida + maggie gyllenhaal

>seat neighbour
what did he mean by this?

sounds like cube farm talk

lift weights, get lean, watch movies, work, play instruments, lose interest in movies, fall off my diet, stop caring about getting fit, lose track of reasons why, lose interest in movies, go into deep depression, work extra hours to keepbusy, repeat

>married
nah

not like that

>i can't figure out small mistakes, obviously caused by language barrier
what did he mean by this?

i hope you have a good life too user

>take your shirt off user. We're at the beach!

>tfw I let my bf win at chess

She looks like one of those disney cartoon animal people

>tfw i cheated with all my girlfriends ... at words with friends

>now I'm uncomfortably warm
>just want to watch movie
>bitch just hanging on me
>I have to pee

A human blanket that lays on you and makes it harder for you to breath but you can't seem to take it off.

And steals your jackets and you complain but then she makes this really cute face and say "it reminds me of you" so you let her get away with it.

>a female you can fondle any time you please
>will occasionally do nice unexpected shit for you

Do bud benis in vagina :DD

You sounds like a fucking cuck

Plenty of times.
But i always pussied out of the situation.

i just assume something is wrong and i'm about to be the butt of a joke or victim of a prank

I wish the autist jeopardy girl was my gf

she's too smart for you

you don't want that

Why not?

it's emasculating to objectively know she is smarter than you

you'll sabotage the relationship

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I don't think you know what cuck means.

i smart too

As if she's not fucking someone else on the side when you're that much of a beta.