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cheeky reply

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>tfw no asian gf to bully with vibrator panties

why do we suffer?

ur mum like my cum

ugh

i can only hope the world will end in 2 days

fuck off BRDane

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Your butthole loves /cum/

man, this chick only talks

fapping with a condom+lube feels a lot better than all natural

that's the point

dumb thot posters

based
commies and slimes gonna get it

/dead/ suddenly?

That would be what, a days worth of free healthcare or college?

Here are some flthy chicanos. t.me/joinchat/B15KkQyxI2mMQaQCANdcrg
Come in and humiliate them.

this always happens when a non/cum/ poster makes the thread
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I have awoken and will now begin the slow transition from my warm and comfy bed to my cold and comfy computer chair.

I will inform you when the process has completed.

Mastered multiple orgasms (male)

Looking forward to hearing how his trip to the computer chair was

what kind of job would be fitting for a college drop out like me? please don't say mc donald's

how do i even join

Had to read something called Piers Plowman, sounds like a gay pornstar

>15min remaining
guess i should go to the library that actually has fucking power outlets eh

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>FAKE FACES EVERYWHERE I SEE, FAKE PEOPLE LOOKING AT MY DICK

marina?

gonna do the ol turbate

How about you join FEMA if you're having such a hard time finding a job? It would look fantastic on a resume as well.

Oh wait you don't actually want to have to do work.

I like how everyone forgets that any country with free uni has tough standards for getting in.

Here if you can pay (or get a loan), any dumbfuck can come and flunk out of uni.

tell us your secret and training regimen.

Update:

I have uncovered my head from the three blankets and will begin to attempt to remove the first layer of blanket from my body. I have also began to stretch in between this difficult phase.

7.5B people in the planet and I still can't find a gf at 21

Sad!

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/cum/ more like /dead/ lol

kyselves

the free system with more rigorous entry is clearly superior...

>mfw this thread

hi

ummm no

ah yes let's just make higher education institutions profit oriented cattle farms that have high dropout rates, that will surely lead to greater economic prosperity

Probably, because I don't think everyone needs to go to college.

I think it'd be better if only qualified people went to uni

fake. go away

Yes Canada has tons of economic prosperity, the USA could learn much from Canada

exactly, poor people should go to trade school instead of university if they aren't academically oriented

this

yes it will

>the USA could learn much from Canada
the yanks are starting to get it

we should follow the leafs lead

what should i do if my back hurts if i sit down for too long

you realise that means very little

>downward trend over 4 years means very little

yes it means very little

do you know nothing about exchange rates?

Final Update:

I have finally managed to rise from my warm and comfy bed and am now sitting on my cold and comfy computer chair.

I will now contribute to /cum/ by posting a random image from my flash drive.

wew

dead insect in my arizona iced tea

Do you intend on actually putting forward an argument at some point?

good lad

neets unite

it would be a tedious job getting a moron like you to understand

79737362
So no

fuck that shit. i come from a wealthy family. i'd never lower myself to join the mexican """"army"""

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that mexican """"army"""" has done more the past few days than you in your whole life so far

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>i come from a wealthy family. i'd never lower myself to join the mexican """"army"""

>decide to play fallout 4 for an hour before I have to go to work
>launch steam
>40 mb update
>all my mods are now broken and I can't play a game I paid for until every mod author fixes them

Never buying another bethesda game again

yeah, fuck the people who defend you

defend me from what lmao
>inb4 narcos
>implying they're not working together

>mexican military
>defend its population

non-/cum/ posters shouldn't be allowed to post in /cum/

Red Dead Redemption is one of the greatest games released for the PlayStation 3

need the next season of narcos to come out before i can come to judgement

Red Dead Redemption is one of the most overrated games in video game history

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need a new show to watch buds
watched all of the 100, the mist, and caught up on ftwd

*stirs up anti-danish sentiment*

*unzips glock*

youtu.be/5-LIqdjqHts

canadians btfo

orphan black
the expanse

hurts to see we're all unhappy people, buds :(

strawpoll.me/13979214/r

*starts pushing pro-danish propaganda on movies and tv*

>you will never eat a hamburger

>13 IPs in the thread
>50 votes

wow

i spammed the poll in other threads

*makes danish propaganda backfire*

Not sure about healthcare but college for everybody would cost about $47 per year. Healthcare would probably not be nearly expensive as it would be now too, since the outrageous costs charged in the US would be forced down by single payer and consumer monopoly through the government.

what do you mean. are there no mc D's in the netherlands?

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>$47

Mean $47 billion lol. Still waaay less than what they spend on the military.

>Americans would rather die from lack of healthcare and remain ignorant just so they can get sent off to die do Wall Street instead

Lmao.

*watches king arthur instead*

pls just trial them

Do you have a source on that 47 billion claim

will keep in mind lad
the expanse looks gud

*devours feces*

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watch first ep. of orphan black instead god DAMN IT

rick n morty

I don't understand brainlet's obsession with written text.

college.usatoday.com/2017/04/17/heres-how-much-bernie-sanders-free-college-for-all-plan-would-cost/

whats that one song that mentions superman sung by a black guy

not soulja boy

Here's another one that says $62 billion.

>Still waaay less than what they spend on the military.
We spend around 3% of our GDP on military. Is it really that much?