Why Sup Forums is not talking about this masterpiece

why Sup Forums is not talking about this masterpiece

No panties

>Mr. Weatherbee black
>Forced edgy gay character
>Reggie is azn
>Forced interracial relations
>Dilton is azn
>Moose is gay
>Jughead not eating hamburgers all the time
>No hot as fuck short hair Midge

So much catering to political correctness, fucking dumb.

anyone know any shows similar to this, comfy atmosphere and not too ridiculous?

>anyone know any shows similar to this, comfy atmosphere and not too ridiculous?
Anything in CW

I gave it a shot, but I am tired of the whole gay agenda

because Twin Peaks is better

which are the best ones?

The OC

looks like a teen vampire show or something

grow up Sup Forumstard

Why is Betty so cute bros? It's making me depressed knowing i'll never meet a girl like this.

>masterpiece

do you also like pretty little liars

>but it has a blue filter!
>th-there was a murder!
>muh twin peaks homage!

>ywn be her toyboy

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This show would be great if they actually put a tiny bit of effort into the writing instead of just relying on the retro modern gimmick that's trendy right now.

anyone have that scene in webm?

Why can't I find the synopsis for this fucking show? It refers me to Archie comics and when I search Archie Comics I get nothing.

If i was in that school i would want miss grundy to "statutory rape" me

because it's shit
first episode was watchable then it just goes down hill from there

Beverley Hills 90210

Sweet Valley High would be right up your alley

why the fuck associate this shit teen mystery drama with the Archie characters? Why not original characters? Archie doesn't act like Archie, Jughead isn't Jughead, no one even remotely resembles anything in the comics in even the vaguest sense.

Why can't studios green light shit that's original? Why MUST everything be some dumb pre-established franchise twisted into knots in order to seem fresh and new? Fucking write original stories, have some courage, stop green-lighting only unoriginal content that at best uses pre established IPs as window dressing.

But Twin Peaks won't be on for another three months.

Hands up actual teen girls itt and hands up actual obeselords

UM WACHA SAY

Can't wait for the show going full supernatural.

Does it get pervier or is this the raciest it gets?

Scooby Doo CW treatment incoming

Try quirky indie series Twilight

Modern Archie it's different.

Best girl.

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perfect loop

>betty has no idea wtf she's doing
>all those uggos to make the black haired chick stand out
>will never see betty's asshole

is this the chick that used to be a mermaid in that kids show? THICKKKK

>THICKKKK
Kind of. She's more wide than anything else. Nothing sticks out and nothing is large, she's just broad.

Supernatural desu. Comfy rural americana aesthetic, bro leads instead of the *softboy* shit you see nowadays, assload of seasons so you can watch as long as you want.

Why is she pouring soy sauce on him?

>why the fuck associate this shit teen mystery drama with the Archie characters?

Because the Archie comics go out of their way to try new shit all the time. If they're making weird comics where Archie fights the fucking Predator or The Punisher, or where Sabrina is the antichrist then why would they make a bland Archie with nothing to set it apart?

Read more Archie, nigga.

Is this another Twin Peaks/Stranger Things/Scream/Wayward Pines type of shit?

>that disgusting maple syrup with zero viscosity

Americans are disgusting, eh.

bump for this

I literally can't watch a scene with Betty in it without thinking

"Why did they choose this poor man's Melissa Benoist to play her?"

Veronica Mars
iZombie
Buffy

prepping the bull