Could I get some explanation why this shit is so popular with women? Is it because the guy is really rich...

Could I get some explanation why this shit is so popular with women? Is it because the guy is really rich, or is it because of the sex, or the sadism? I went to a cinema with a freind who wanted to see it and it sucked so bad.

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Girls like the idea of getting a rich guy.

its gray porn

Its gray in a way that its literally porn but is generally accepted by everyone

I went to the movie with a Chinese girl. She let me finger her during it. She kinda smelled but it was fun.

Women want to be treated like sex holes by rich, handsome men

Seems to be somesort of Anglo man fetish film.
Ive noticed women get really off now to the idea of a handsome Anglosaxon gentleman having his way with them.

The best way to get women is to be rich. Handsomeness is just a nice bonus.

>Plain self-insert girl manages to tame an insanely rich and super kinky uber-chad using only her personality and vagina

It's Scott Pilgrim for girls.

Has always been this way. Seen many movies with the main heroine lusting after a spic or a nigga billionnaire?

She has a really nice body though, not the average type.

"Personality"

It is totally what women really want. Lots of little scenes where he just carries her around and opens up to her and gives her things like a new iphone and tells her things like "we're going to breakfast".

If you ever wanted to know what a woman wants then this is the blueprint.

Its a handsome rich guy who also is damaged person and a sadist. So yes all 3 women do enjoy.

Because as much as they pretend to be strong and assertive and feminist, deep down they all want to be dominated by an alpha male.

lol you were dragged to this movie by another girl who you aren't even having sex with?

talk about KEKOLD

Mommy porn.

This is mommy porn. Entry level BDSM that's half wrong with the shit it tries to do for the sole purpose of getting all the single-mommies and the aging married women wet to sell tickets.

Mommy porn.

It's erotic, but not pornographic, so it appeals even to women who think sex is a bad word

But it isnt what men want, if I would be 10/10 chad billionaire I wouldnt settle down for some kinky 6/10 normie girl.

Disney remakes Beauty and the Beast whenever they need a fat wad of cash.

Same story. There is no sex or BDSM examination here.

lol they want the money. Alpha status is nothing without the money. No money no honey. Has laways been this way.

>the amount of emotional tention they could've put in S&M relationships
>the actuall amount the put

It's almost physically disturbing.

True but its more than that. A character like the man in the film is forbidden fruit the dominating evil white man with diabolical sexuality hidden under his handsome looks.
He can do things to her no man can because all other men are cheap imitations of Anglo gentleman superiority.

>Alpha
>Without money
no such thing,

I hate women, why won't they let me fuck them!

They let me fuck them but I have a girlfriend :(

>he takes her to his"dungeon room"
>the most he does is restrain her in bounds, pour oil on her, and fuck her missionary

All women want a rich guy, but yes also a lot of women fantasize about this soft bdsm stuff.

I know it's hard for you but imagine some people have friends.

It's mostly for women who have stopped being sexually excited by their partners and want to recapture that feeling.

The Most enduring couples start off feeling like they're having the best sex ever and they're the only people in the world who get to see the hidden, passionate side of their partner. Women also tend to fantasise about inspiring their men to go out and solve world hunger and buy yachts and shit. By the time they're sleeping in separate beds on other sides of the house and getting mad at each other for pooping while running the shower, they start looking for anything that will transport them back into that illusion. It also helps when that thing is insanely popular and marketed as being a sort of inaccessible proprietary pleasure just for women, like a lot of products aimed at the demographic often are

Its what he could have done.

Just admit you like this girl and you thought seeing this shitty movie would increase your chances at fucking her.

Its super popular with young women though.

>getting mad at each other for pooping while running the shower
Really sheds a light into the perception of plebs' every day life.

Do women who enjoy this movie also enjoy watching Kink and Insex stuff?

Besides the mentioned arguments, it's also a tool for feminism. Anything with bad critics that deals with females, especially their sexuality, is an opportunity to show how anti-feminist the world is.

Not every woman.

Not every woman likes soft porn and not every woman is normie shit.

no

t. user who lives 3 blocks from the castle

Have you ever tried getting a job as janitor there?

You know like cleaning and mopping bodily fluids from the floor.

this
women love men who try to give them pleasure while claiming that men are better than women

Rich handsome asshole.

It just proves that everything they say about not being shallow is a lie.

>fingering women is to give them pleasure
lmao faggot

How "hardcore" are the BDSM scenes in these movies?

are they anything like in real bondage porn movies?

Just be yourself.

There are zero BDSM scenes in the second one.

ITS FUCKING STUPID THATS WHY THEY LIKE IT
I DONT EVEN CARE TO KNOW TE DETAILS BUT THATS IT
IF IT'S A DUMMYS VIEW ON LIFE OR SOME TYPE OF PAINT BY NUMBERS ON ANYTHING THEN IT'S FOR A WOMAN

CALL ME WHEN WE START SEEING SOME REAL WOMEN ARTISTS AGAIN
SAME AS MEN THESE DAYS IT'S ALL SHIT
BUT EVEN THEN LET ME KNOW WHEN A BISH MAKES SOMETHING OTHER THAN ABOUT BISH SHIT RELATING TO SEX AND OTHER WOMENS ISSUES SHIT THAT IS JUST DUMMY ASS SHIT

DAMN THESE BITCHES IS DUMB

>women are so predictable and creatively bankrupt, they all say and do stuff from a woman's perspective!
>*jacks off into a sock and goes back to making fart jokes on teamspeak*

It doesn't objectify women like porn

no i already make $140k at a startup doing menial work 3 hours per day

i've taken a tour with a fwb twice though

fucked her in one of the rooms

there's a bar across the street and sometimes there's porn stars there

Also I'm 2x speed watching 50 shades of grey and this is the worst 30 minutes so far

hilarious desu, he just showed her 'the room'

>t. user who has never touched a women

You do know how old the average single mother is, right? And yeah, I'm sure it's real popular with the more closeted millenial girls that are too sexually stifled to look at real porn.

Are you joking?

Its porn for girls.

As in literally *insertpornhubvideoofyourchoice*.

Men are aroused by visual stimuli.

Women are aroused by the idea of 50shadesofChad.

I want to see a movie where the woman says to the man
>turn me into one of your dirty meme girls
And for it to not be a joke. Every bitch wants to be a living meme now a days.

LISTEN HERE FUCKFACE
YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY IS TRUE
SO I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOUR FAT PUSSYLIPS HAVE TO QUEEF OUT

don't pretend you wrote that post
haha flipped it back at cha
boing fwip!

HUR HUR AREN'T YOU MISTER BILLY FUCKIN BADASS
EAT A PILE OF SHIT FOR ME YOU LYING SACK OF TURDS

Most girls actually have no taste of their own or interests in culture and art however they all feel the need to see that because it's what their friends and magazines tell them they need to see. They are social creatures and the marketing for this shit really nailed that, they did a great job, with the valentine's day release the Taylor swift soundtrack etc. I actually asked a lot of girls why they liked it so much and most say idk lol or that they don't actually care for it. Girls are dumb and easily fooled.

go back to the drunk at 4 am thread buddy

i'm also facing existential crises but at least i'm not a faggot about it

>posts on a known degenerate forum full of autists

>makes 140k and fucks porn stars

I don't believe you.

Guy you dont know what you are talkin bout. The book was more graphic than the film and read like graphic porn. Anal fisting etc.
The scary thing was seeing some instafamous 17 year olds were buying this book by the droves and flashing it on their blogs.
Because books have no age restriction.

50 CUMSHOTS IN A GLASS THAT FAT > 30 YEAR OLD WIMMINS WANT TO DRINK
THATS WHAT IT IS
50 SHADES OF NUT IN A GLASS THAT FATTY WANTS TO GARGLE DOWN LIKE THE GOOD LITTLE CUMSLUT SHE IS

50 MEN CUMMING MULTIPLE TIMES INTO A STYROFOAM CUP THAT FATTY THEN HAS TO INGEST OR PUKE UP

THATS WHAT THE MOVIE SHOULD BE
IT SHOULD BE A 30 MIN BUKKAKE FILM WHERE 50 DUDES NUT INTO A MUG FOR SOME OVERWEIGHT 30YR OLD WASHED UP BITCH TO DRINK FROM

HOLD ONTO MY FUCKING DICK WHILE I PISS YOU LITTLE BITCHMADE BITCH ASS BITCH
FALL DOWN A FLIGHT OF FUCKIN STAIRS

HUR HUR IM ALSO DURP A DURPI DEE

NO
NO
NO YOU ARE NOT FACING THE SAME SHIT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF REPEATIN SHIT
YOU HAVE NOTHING CLOSE TO IT YOU ARE NOTHING COMPARE TO MY LAST SMALL FART
MY LAST GRUMPER INTO A SHITBOWL HAS MORE TO DEAL WITH AND IN COMMON

GO EAT A BUCKET OF SHIT
EAT MY SHIT

guys start watching porn at the age of 13 nowadays.

>Anal fisting etc.

I'll admit I've only read excerpts of the book, but it sounds like you're full of shit.

>instafamous

Oh wait, you're 12.

This.

Women are about gossip, feigning culture and interests to outdo each other. Narcissism and self-absorption too (selfies, social media).

Not all women, but general gist of them are like this.

i've never fucked a porn star

they just go there

nice reading comprehension though bro

i'm a multi-tasking god worship me like this dumb bitch in this dumb movie

i don't remember anal fisting. i remember her talking about sucking his dick calling it a 'christian lollipop' and using the word 'doublecrap!'

>doesnt know
The fisting scene is the most quoted scene.

how about this instagram meme girl?

I thought the villain in this movie was so hilarious. the reveal at the end tickled me.

there's a nipple, please delete this mods, my sensitive american soul can't handle this.

>all that social media faggotry on the tool bar

Kys normie

>finding little boys' nipples erotic

I want eurotrash to leave.

...

i've been here since 2005 and used to LOST post when Sup Forums was created

been here longer than you sadly

also none of that is social media, i don't even have a facebook. i have twtr and ig linked for work-related shit, faggot.

>doesn't know what hes talking about.
>calls others 12
Autism.

I still can't believe that this series is just a Twilight fanfic with altered names. I also can't believe that a fourty-something year old woman would be writing erotic Twilight fanfics in the first place. The whole thing is fucking mental.

then quote it

>literally doesn't know what autism means

At least I'm not retarded :^)

literally at this part about the anal fisting and she asks him to remove it from their contract along with vaginal fisting, vaginal clamps

this movie is so bad holy fuck

>none of that is social media
>Instagram and twitter

You are a fucking idiot son.

>>>reddit

>tfw the most I'll ever make is 40,000 a year
>going to be competing with high school graduates

Fuck me, and that's being generous. Fuck high school telling me to follow my fucking passion, history bachelor is useless.

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this
the reason feminism is a thing is because most alpha men died in ww2

I'm doing a "useful" STEM course, and I'm fucking burned out and wish I was doing history tbqh.

dude such a sick nuanced opinion bro XD

i'd rather have my job and go on those two sites once a week than please some reddit tourist on Sup Forums

We are talking about the book. The book is different.

No, it's because women enjoy getting slapped by a penniless hobo

your life is what you make of it

move somewhere else and get a better job senpai

At least you can actually start a career in the future. My best bet is either a library associate making 29k or trying out sales and making 40k plus comissions.

This guy majored in political science and how he's work 1.4 billion though

o my bad

is the book this shit too?

does it just read like some hyper-detailed smut?

Bingo.

That's why women love the fantasy so much.

It would be like a movie about some 5/10 dude who works a dead-end retail job, who unbelievably gets swept into the world of some rich, powerful, beautiful, busty, intelligent, caring, and doting woman who takes him under her wing and into her bedroom and makes him her own little pet and lover for life.

Except women would boycott that because it's sexist and is just an embarrassing pornographic mommy fantasy for pathetic manchildren.

But sexist and embarrassing pornographic daddy fantasies for womanchildren are totally fine. In fact, many women think the relationship dynamic in 50 Shades is not unreasonable and hold out actual hope that something like that will happen to them. They all just want a second daddy to save them from their own life.

>badbooksgoodtimes.com/2012/06/14/ass-training-fifty-shades-of-grey-chapters-14-15/

are you a complete retard?

>I went to a cinema with a freind who wanted to see it
Is this a friend who wants to fuck you? Bit of an odd film to just see with a regular friend, unless you're doing it ironically for a laugh.

I was one of the only guys in the theater. I even saw many women who were alone.

The books supposed to be graphic smut. Itd have to be pretty graphic to get notirety. Most books are way more graphic than films.

The book is hilarious actually
>"Deep down, a nasty, unbidden thought comes from my inner goddess, her lips contorted in a snarl … the physical pain from the bite of a belt is nothing, nothing compared to this devastation."

you can literally get a job as a consultant if you try hard enough

get into government type shit too

stop being a self-defeatist cunt

i moved to san francisco with $5k to my name, no place to live, no connections

within a month i had a 60k job and within 2 years it was 6 figures at a startup that IPOd

And you fucking idiot? What is your point?

Oh god 50% of my Chinese cartoons is male fifty shades