What I had to do was exactly...watch Sonic the Hedgehog...uh, cartoon...an—and listen to what Sonic says at the end of it…and writin' it down for a whole week. And then, I had to mail it in, and I had to be drawn out of a hat, and I just won!
>it's been 10 years to the day since the beginning of the saga
Also this was broadcasted on television so inb4 mods delete
THis is what the allied powers fought WW2 for
This is what the French fought the Spanish Empire for
It's been a rough fucking ten years for Chris. Also, hey, it's his birthday.
>If you are a young gentleman, I recommend buying yourself a My Little Pony figure of your favorite color or whatever.
Oh fucking hell.
That news report always makes me sad poor kid
Is rëddit invading us?
Go back to Sup Forums pls
wew lad chris-chan was around long before your boogeyman
Sorry, will we leave you to your blacked cunny feet thread?
How new do you have to be to think CWC is Reddit?
I prefer to laugh at retards like JustinRPG and DoubleSwee. Less guilt.
youtube.com
This is a story that we have all watched unfold, and somehow it still gets worse. How will you feel when it ends for Chris?
I'll take that over Sup Forumseddit shit
Anyone else here think Werner Herzog should direct a chris chan documentary?
Nah, God has a sense of humour, this guy's going to live to 100.
no, louis theroux
Best saga:
youtube.com
No, both of them
youtube.com
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
who else here /rollinandtrollin/
Do you want to know how we know you're underage?
>chris chan biopic
>epilogue
>chris chan dies alone in old age clutching his medallion
>"and I just won"
what did this reddidor mean by this?
I didn't ask for these feels
It makes perfect sense that Chris Chan has fallen in with marxists and feminists/lgbt SJWs. They share alot of common traits
>not done a day of real work in their entire lives
>blame the world for everything wrong with their life
>have no empathy or self control
>horribly obnoxious and grading
>unable to get laid and super pissed off about it
> autistic as hell
>hypocritical and judgemental
>egocentric
>pretentious (thinks they have creative abilities when they dont)
>cant figure out, for the life of them, why people dont like them
>its a pol gets triggered by a retard episode
Paul Dano
Daniel Craig and Rooney as his girlfriend
>Niggo
A retard who is espousing the retarded official SJW narrative guiding all mainstream/pop-cultural/normiebook ""discourse"".
underage
He's just parroting, don't pay it any mind
Trigger Warning: Depression-Kino
No shit, doesn't make the overarching SJW narrative any less retarded or mentally ill/against nature though
Ok, Pablo
Is pic related the ultimate Chriskino?
>Pablo
What? Kys
>Christmas Day
>His parents completely blank him
>"and my two cats"
What did xe mean by this?
Are you getting upset over chris-chan, is he part of the Zionist conspiracy?
>sex: f
>3 day stubble
>It's an A-log comes to visit episode
100%
>muh farms
I always love how his speech patterns have not changed one iota from age 8.
....BOOBIES, China. Mmm gorgeous
UNA VELA JAJAJAJAJAJA
Fucking hell...WHY are you bringing this perfect excuse for euthanasia of a human being back to Sup Forums's boards?!
Reminder that Chris changed his name because a Robot Bear told him to
He also considered his life as 'Christopher' Weston Chandler as separate from his life as 'Christian' Weston Chandler somehow.
To the extent that when he was attempting to impersonate a troll and made up a story about trespassing on the Chandler property, he mentioned the 'ghost' of Christopher Weston Chandler attacking, along with his fucking dog.
This shit is better than any TV show out there, I tell ya hwat.
Since Robin Williams is gone, who would play him in the inevitable biopic?
How the fuck do you animate the sonichu style?
How's his taint doing?
>newfag calling other people reddit
hello r/thedonald
You're forgetting that now that she's Christine. The soul of Christian lives in her right eye
It makes sense because those were the only people to accept him, not for who he really is, but because he's a tranny, and when the only people who talk to you are trolls you don't have very many options
>man wants gf so bad he becomes gf
Holy fucking shit it has that disgustingly foul, fish odor in this thread...
The rank, tunasulfur smell of newfaggotry.
God I hate that smell.
See
Reminds me of that king of the hill episode when Bill became Lenore
>Why do you keep calling me CHRISTIAN
yeah, he will out live all of us that's for sure.
Ryan Gosling. After that real doll movie he was made for it
this is kino
>Paul Dano as liquid
Why is this so perfect?
Sky Elobar, the guy who played Brayden in The Greasy Strangler. The character was basically Chris anyway.
fuck off
It's....Absolute....Perfection....I literally shed a tear reading that..
Has the """"""""yeast infection"""""""""" spread yet?
The show should have ended with the Jackie saga. It had callbacks to all previous seasons, seemed to provide a reasonable parallel with the Lars subplot. Could already see the show starting to creak after going on too long.
Calling Out saga was just excessive, and Bob's death just cast a pall over the whole thing. Since then, the Tomgirl and Tranny sagas have mainly been boring. Sure, the Sonic Boom assault episode was great, but it's a single moment in years. Time to end it already.
nobody post it.