Dad, whos browsing Sup Forums at 3am

>Dad, whos browsing Sup Forums at 3am
>Alchoholics, the unemployable, angry loners...
so which are you Sup Forums?

I'm Australian and all three.

Now fuck off cunt.

all 3

Yes

I just have late shifts at work.

Kys

homeschooled

Kys

unemployed for a year and adhd ridden

/alc/ is commandeering this thread for the /ck/tv/ cross posters

>alcoholic (not 24/7, but substantial enough)
>loner (more resigned than angry though)

I CANT GET A JOB MY LIFE IS FUCKED I AM NO LONGER ABLE TO PASS INTERVIEWS FOR THE WORK I DO
I CAN DO THE WORK BUT NOT AS FAST I GUESS AS BEFORE AND IM MEDICALLY FUCKED SO MY SHIT IS FUCKED
I HAVE BURNED ALLMY SAVINGS AND NOW BASICALLY CANNOT FIND ANY WORK SO IM DRINKING VODKA KNOWING THAT I'VE SHAT THE BED AT THIS POITN AND THAT THERES REALLY NO PISSING ABOUT I HAVE FAILED AS AN ADULT AT THIS POINT, WHICH SHOULD MAKE ME MORE UPSET BUT IVE HAD WORSE SHIT HAPPEN I REALIZE NOW THOUGH THAT ALL THE STUPID MISTAKES I MADE EARLIER HAVE CAUGHT UP BIGTIME AND NOW ITS JUST A SHITSHOW
FUCK IT THOUGH ILL HATE MYSELF TOMORROW TIME FOR MORE DRINKIN

>Dad, who still watches The Simpson's regularly after 25 seasons
Well?

reddit pls go

I see slot of simpson threads on here tho

Alcoholic, I lurk Sup Forums, Sup Forums, and Sup Forums til about 4 AM most nights.

It's actually 10am and we already have a meta thread.

Stop spending all your savings on drinking. I burned through my inheritance with a little money I saved from a summer job on cigarettes, and booze thinking as long as I didn't buy anything big it'd last for a long time. It didn't. You can still get employed, working at somewhere like a convenient store is easy, you just scan items, push buttons, clean. You just tell people at interviews what they want to hear, like how you can contribute to the company from experience, why you wanted to work there.

>le i'm just at work at 4am browsing Sup Forums meme

suuuuuuure

just the latter 2
no money to be an alcoholic

>Being such an unemployed NEET you forget the idea of graveyard shifts
Anyway, no I work late afternoon

t.alcoholic/loner
I make enough at my shit job to have my own place and lots of vidya and booze. I fuck on the reg, but it means nothing since I got dumped by best girl.

>4am
>living on the worst coast

angry loner working towards alcoholic

NIGGER ARE YOU STUPID?
I KNOW THIS MAN.

I DONT WANT TO TYPE UP THE SPECIFICS BUT SUFFICE TO SAY THERE IS SOME HOPE LEFT IN TRYING FOR A REAL JOB
INFACT I GET INTERVIEWS FOR MY FIELD
I CANNOT GET PAST INTERVIEWS

IM NOT WASTING MY SHIT ON ANYTHING EXCEPT EATING AT HOME AND COFFEE IF ANYTHING

I RARELY DRINK ONLY NOW BECAUSE I A FEW THINGS HAPPENED TODAY TO REMIND ME OF HOW FUCKED I AM

alcoholic reporting.

It's actually 9am and I'm at work trying not to off myself.

4am.on lunch at work. Heading home in a couple of hours. Slept 3 hours yesterday. Wanna die. Have mac n cheese though... So I guess that's a plus.

angry loner

>Have mac n cheese though... So I guess that's a plus.
such is life in america

> refresh Sup Forums catalog
> post in thread
> refresh Sup Forums catalog
> post in thread

repeat x1000

angry loner

>happy loner

I work nightshift so this is like my afternoon or whatever.

The second one.

I'm an alcoholic. I need a film to watch. Last night I watched Up and Inside Out. What am I doing with my life

Lonely isn't the right word but close enough.

DUH OH HO HO HO LOOK AT ALL THE SUCSUESFUL SHITBIRDS ON HERE
YOU FUCKING WHITE NIGGERS

It's 18:42 in Japan you yankee fuck boy

Fuck off user

chronic pain, literally cannot sleep. should die down in a few hours and then i can get a few hours of fitful sleep

>the unemployable
>wagies have to come up with terms to feel good about putting on their kneepads every morning and opening up their mouths for the big boss to fill them with the days nutrition before slaving for customers.

weeeeeewlad

in english please.

we can't all live at home kid

>alcohol
literally the most overrated thing on the planet
I had my 21st last week and I just don't understand why people even bother

Exactly.
I take pride in having a job.
Some of us WORK for a living and contribute to society. Jealous?

Get a job. Now. You NEETS fucking piss me off.

give it time, user.

>security guard
>almost paid to shitpost
it's a soul crushing job though

its called government aide wagie. just take some loonypills and you get a 1800$ check every month.

I had some cocktails
the alcohol ruins it, why have something like good ginger beer if you're going to just ruin the taste with vodka or rum?
I thought I'd like wine but it tastes worse than it smells

stoner who just got home from work. Somewhat friendly.

>I take pride in having a job.
I wouldn't go that far user.

2/3

Alcoholic angry loner. Also, it's only 9:20 pm on Friday night here

the people who need help can't get it

>stoner
anyone calling themselves that should be taken for a helicopter ride

Chill, bro.

get some apple cider

>tfw you move across the world to but most days are still just working, then getting home alone and smoking weed, jerking off, and watching movies

Anybody who says traveling changes you is a dumb cunt. You can't outrun your soul no matter where you go.

thats because they choose to stay where they feel comfortable in the loonybin. I have a nurse come once every 3 months to check up on my living conditions. every now and then i just put on a show and cry/laugh/scream at the inspector.

im just an insomniac that ate way to much yesterday and can't stop shitting

have to be to work on 3 hours...

I don't break my back just so fucking neets can get off scot free

fucking neets calling me a slave pisses me off

>waaaah everyone should suffer just like me

Night shift we out here

I was a wageslave. Then commuting home on motorbike. Was hit by a car and almost died.

spent a month in hospital. Been off work for a year and a half with Physio.

but now I'm off to south africa. Got a job as a fundraising manager for a wildlife orphanage. Sometimes you need a big event to pull you out of the mundane cycle you're in and make you realise you need to go out and live life and not just survive from day to day.

I would be an alcoholic if I weren't such a cheapskate.

Also, I've been on this site since launch, pretty much. I don't know where else to go.

I'm not in the loony bin any more, things are fucked i'm barely hanging on. too much of a coward to kill myself.

Graveyard shift at a gas station
I just sit in an empty locked building for like 6 hours and then do 2 hours of real work

I'd rather be a wageslave than a literal nigger

>south africa. Got a job as a fundraising manager for a wildlife orphanage
So are you corrupt or just the organisation you work for?

Just got through a nine hour shift and I'm thinking about looking for porn.

>I don't break my back just so fucking neets can get off scot free
You kind of do user, along with a bunch of other stuff that doesn't benefit you in anyway.

>he has to look for porn

Successful professional pill counter here. I work 9pm - 5am hospital shifts (get paid $62/hr to browse Sup Forums on my phone & talk to sick people).

>tfw elite among plebeian NEETS

do you have the complete blacked

kill yourself

there's literally no black people in that entire library