AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!

ITS FUCKING INDEPENDENCE DAY MOTHERFUCKERS, MOTHERFUCKING FREEDOM!!!! YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

POST AMERICAN SHIT!!!!!!!!! AMERICANS ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!

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REAL BURGER HOURS

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This is almost as American as the burning American flag killing the shitskin with its fumes.

BACK TO BACK SUPER BOWL CHAMPS!

>gun saves wildlife
You'll never hear this from libtards.

hey amerifriends, post some hamburgers from your region please

AMERICA BES CUNTREE

EUROPUSSIE BTFO

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That looks like a golden eagle..

>traumatized bird later dies in captivity

>Tfw America has won every superbowl in the last 30 years

Aussie land is based

But here's a better one

AMERICA FUCK YEAH! TRUMP 𝟮𝟬𝟭𝟲!
AMERICA FUCK YEAH! TRUMP 𝟮𝟬𝟭𝟲!
AMERICA FUCK YEAH! TRUMP 𝟮𝟬𝟭𝟲!

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OH SAY COULD YOU SAY

There's a better america song than fuck yea but I can never fucking remember what it's called or who it's by.

They're on a mission to save the last american bald eagle man or something.

FUCK YEAH

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>based Oklahoma burger

This is why we need AR15s with 30 round magazines. To save democracy!

>going to order mehican or nothing
Hehehe get el fucked gringos

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Soccer is for faggots

who here /realamerican/?

youtube.com/watch?v=guG9cVs3ms4

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>hey amerifriends, post some hamburgers from your region please

I give you- The Jersey Burger

Yeah, clearly real men play rugby for 30 seconds while wearing kevlar body armour.

USA USA USA USA USA

UEFA cup wins:
America: 0
Rest of the world: 62

>mfw it's rea

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fucking porkrolls man, this is why im fat

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Its a juvenile bald eagle.

This... This is the most patriotic thing I've ever witnessed...

>150 shots

>American marksmanship

goddamnit this looks so delicious.
I wish I was born in the USA, here in Germany we only have schwach belegte Brote.

>UEFA cup wins:
What the fuck is that?

>playing a game that in the event of a tie is literally decided by a Mario party mini game


Nah get fucked m8. Your Brexit was cool and imma let you finish, but America had the best Independence Day of all time and we have the best sports

>UEFA
>Soccer
>relevant.

Im not NJ, but why not post a good taylor ham and egg roll?

dog bless ameriga

Where's the slice of Jersey beefsteak tomato?

It was 30 yards with a .22 when it was windy. You try sawing off a two inch diameter branch in those conditions.

>literally shooting through treebranches enough to down them
fucking leaf I swear

>taylor ham
It's called fucking porkroll buddy.

shot eagle too bits but dont read all story .. MURRRRICA ..!

Whatever helps you sleep at night ladies.

>What is Canadian bacon

I just want to say I'm so glad the south exists and we get these fun redneck stereotypes. I wouldn't want it any other way. GOD BLESS THE USA.

Deep friend hamburger from Memphis.

word on the street is, he was eating apple pie when this shit went down

>America had the best Independence Day of all time

Do you spend it thanking the French for saving you?

>schwach belegt
Shut up. You can put as much shit as you want on a Brötchen. I would fucking kill to have another Körnerbrot with scrambled eggs, ham, and bacon on it. Fuck.

>south
This happened in Minnesota.

taylor ham and egg roll, you inferior scum

>t. no guns faggot
The who?

I'm amazed this isn't from the Onion.

>Galvin then spent 90 minutes taking nearly 150 shots from a .22 caliber rifle 'while mowing down three branches, and finally the rope'

inb4 the guy shot the branches a few times b4 realizing it was pointless, then took 145 rounds to hit a 1 inch target at 75 feet.

Thank Us Brits you bunch of EU Cucked Faggots Lel

>Implying we needed the Frenchy help.
If anything we wanted to throw them a bone so they would feel good.

BENNYs to the gas chambers.

I want the fat american shit tho
all dat meat on dem american burgers

I wish I had another Quadstacker right now.

Why?
Because you have to eat four of them instead of one?

I eat burgers all the time and I'm underweight.

eww an why you all BLOBs

Atlanta

Football is actually much more dangerous because with the pads you can hit x10 harder

Clearly you overlook the amount of alcohol involved in this situation.

Also, why do a job with 4 rounds when you can do it with 145.

Whatever gets the job done.

Here, have a song that is older than youtube and summarizes some of my love for 'murica.
youtu.be/_9Zi-yoz9dA

T.Amerimutt

we have plenty of guns negroid.

>URRRGH ASSAULT RIFLES ARE FOR KILLING PEOPLE
Libcucks blown the fuck out forever, America and freedom win again

Muriccccas wont Thank anyone cos so arrogant Pricks

Men who get results get the job. It's not a beauty pageant.

RED RIVER WETBACKS CAN GO TO HELL AND DIE. TEXAS BEEF BURGERS ARE BEST FUCKING OKLAHOMOS GTFO

And it's very clear none of those guns are owned by you.

The French gave the US lots of money for weapons and shit during the revolutionary war

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A few years back, an Australian rugby team was trashing American football. So one of the NFL teams invited the entire team to train at their boot camp with the team.

Only a single rugby player lasted more than three weeks or finished.

In his own words, he called the NFL guys "fucking monsters."

Non americans will never understand that in american football people virtually go as fast as they can into one another. Rugby is hard as fuck and you can get fucked up but I've played rugby and football and I've been hurt far more times in football.

Louisville.

The Argentinian (w/ chorizo and chimichurri sauce),

Also, the Bacon Breakfast Burger, and The Local Kentucky Burger (of course), with grass-fed ground beef and Kenny’s Gouda cheese.

cancer ..

cancer

Listen here Hans! This here is a top of the line Grover burger, a burger dedicated to the local fat ass president who used to hunt here years ago. Its got over 2,000 calories of freedom, comes with top caliber beef, ketchup, blue cheese, swiss cheese, tomatoes, lettuce, and of course on the side pickle and fries.

FREEDOM!!

Is that John McCain

The forward pass is what makes football so much more injury prone than rugby. QBs and receivers get blindsided very often because they'll have their back to the defense.

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They're into faggy sports, of course looks matter to them

Its OK Texas, we know you are getting cucked by California liberals and slowly turning blue.

i got teary eyed reading that story
god bless that man and that eagle

Sorry m8 that looks like fresh diarrhea.

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Well, you did need those extra 96,000 Spaniards and Frenchies with their ships.

Enjoy your toast sandwich fuckin commie scum

The best part was the cop giving him the okay to do it. This country is fucking wonderful.

Damn, are we really that good at football? America, fuck yeah.

If he was drunk we should all be immensely thankful this didn't become a Huffpo headline of "intoxicated Trump supporter traps and shoots Bald Eagle on Nation's Birthday"

All American Patriots assemble!

MN reporting.

Have a breakfast burger straight from Cleveland, Ohio.